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Offline soflorattler

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Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« on: May 30, 2013, 07:16:25 AM »
Getting to second base, the holy grail for hormonal boys, is now science: New research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer. This doesn’t give pervy dudes license to grope you on the subway, ladies, but it does mean boob-grabbing should be a regular part of your self-care routine (yes, absolutely try it DIY-style). Experiments found that physical pressure led cells back to normal growth patterns, and that even after compression was no longer applied, the malignant cells stopped growing. Spread the word, boob-lovers of the world.

http://news.uk.msn.com/health/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer

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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2013, 08:35:25 AM »
I am a WILLING participant in this type of research. I will apply all the pressure desired on any female volunteer for as long as she wants it. ;D
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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2013, 08:37:36 AM »
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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2013, 08:41:46 AM »
Hey, old women need squeezing too!  ;)

Large, small, round, pendular, high, low, fat, narrow; I love them all!!!  :nod:
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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2013, 08:56:07 AM »
Your wives will not allow you to be a squeezer. 
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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2013, 09:18:25 AM »
"Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says "
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Then my lady should be cancer free!!  :lol:
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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2013, 09:33:42 AM »
Every man should do his part. Squeeze so she can live.
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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2013, 09:48:52 AM »
I will be clean and respectful.  Trust me.

I did not know.  (After all it is based on new research.)  I really did not know.
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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2013, 10:10:40 AM »
You guys are perverts.  All of you.  Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2013, 11:17:45 AM »
I bet the halls of ever junior high school in America is filled with the chatter of this research today.
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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2013, 11:57:38 AM »
From BOTH sexes.  :nod:

Remember fellas... if you squeeze them right, you get to spend the night!  ;)
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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2013, 11:58:44 AM »
Quote from: Lonewolf on May 30, 2013, 09:33:42 AM
Every man should do his part. Squeeze so she can live.

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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2013, 06:21:50 PM »
Quote from: Capler on May 30, 2013, 11:17:45 AM
I bet the halls of ever junior high school in America is filled with the chatter of this research today.

It is in the high schools and colleges too.
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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2013, 10:39:42 PM »
No lie. Today I told my big chested coworker about this study, and she grabs both my hand, pulled them to her breast and said "squeeze'em, squeeze'em"! :blush: :lol:
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Re: Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2013, 05:57:02 AM »
Quote from: soflorattler on May 30, 2013, 10:39:42 PM
No lie. Today I told my big chested coworker about this study, and she grabs both my hand, pulled them to her breast and said "squeeze'em, squeeze'em"! :blush: :lol:

How to tell a real story from a war story:  A war story begins with, or a variant of, 'This is no lie.'   :nod:
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