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Somebody bring me the 'throw up' bucket
« on: July 27, 2011, 12:14:01 PM »

Crystal Harris: Sex with Hef lasted 'two seconds'


(PEOPLE.com) -- Crystal Harris is moving on from Hugh Hefner, but not without taking a few parting shots at her former fiancé.

Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

She adds that they had sex just once.

"He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked."

Now that Harris has parted ways from Hefner, she is spending a great deal of time with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw.

Although denying a reported romance with the songwriter in June, Harris was spotted out with him recently at Knave, the upscale and dimly lit bar at Le Parker Meridien in NYC.

"They were joined by two women who stayed for about an hour," an onlooker tells PEOPLE. "Crystal was drinking mojitos and laughing, and Jordan was sipping a drink on the rocks. But once their friends left, they really settled in and seemed more and more comfortable."

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Re: Somebody bring me the 'throw up' bucket
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 12:17:03 PM »
 :shrug: WHY do whores feel a need to broadcast their shenanigans? 

Its obvious why she was with Hef.... keep it moving.  ::)

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Re: Somebody bring me the 'throw up' bucket
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 12:19:10 PM »
I feel 2 seconds is pretty good time for an 85 year old pee pee.

Don't those things fall off when you turn 80, kind of like a newborn's umbilical cord?  :shrug:

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Re: Somebody bring me the 'throw up' bucket
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 12:21:26 PM »
Don't those things fall off when you turn 80, kind of like a newborn's umbilical cord?  :shrug:

Cap, you're older than me, when you hit 80, you let me know.     :snicker

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Re: Somebody bring me the 'throw up' bucket
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 12:24:00 PM »
I don't want to know JT. I always thot it was a "use it or lose it" deal



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Re: Somebody bring me the 'throw up' bucket
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2011, 12:25:22 PM »
Man I'm not even planning for 80. If I wake up one day and realize that I'm 70, I will be shocked. Too much crap is going wrong with the body these days. Oh, if I can only turn back the clock and feel the way I felt 20 years ago.

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Re: Somebody bring me the 'throw up' bucket
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2011, 12:33:20 PM »
Cap,

Why she out flapping her gums now....2 seconds and a few hundred millions were good enough a few months ago. With her gold digging , trifling behind.....that geezer prolly went into cardiac arrest from a sudden drop in blood pressure when he got splinters. At 80, wonder if he shoot powder?  Does his boys,,,,,errrrrrrrrrr,,,,,,civil war soldiers have expiration dates?  I bet they swim with walkers and canes.

I need my behind flogged for that one....

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Re: Somebody bring me the 'throw up' bucket
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 12:55:09 PM »
 :lol: @ 87 

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Re: Somebody bring me the 'throw up' bucket
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 01:16:04 PM »
You're headed the wrong way '87 - even though I agree with you... :nod: :lol:

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Re: Somebody bring me the 'throw up' bucket
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2011, 01:31:25 PM »
As tacky as this entire situation is--I think it is ironic and hilarious (unless this s a publicity stunt) that the "Playboy" was played by the "Playboy Bunny."

I mean who really thinks that the Old Guy is could  really have  any kind of significant sexual relations?

Kissing and Telling--Tacky

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Re: Somebody bring me the 'throw up' bucket
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 02:40:29 PM »
A Capler edit.........

Cap,

Why she out flapping her gums now....2 seconds and a few hundred millions were good enough for Anna Nicole Smith.

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Re: Somebody bring me the 'throw up' bucket
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 07:52:14 PM »



Here you go I'm finished with it now.  :tongue2:
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Re: Somebody bring me the 'throw up' bucket
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 08:32:37 PM »
IS THERE ANY ROOM FOR ME TO "UPCHUCK MY YUCK"?
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