A young Arab asks her father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"
The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."
"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young lady.
"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body." said the father.
The daughter asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?
Her father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert."
"Tell me," added the girl.......
"Yes, my daughter?"
"Why, when we are living in Dearborn, Michigan, are you still wearing all this sh1t?"