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Offline j1908

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Random Thoughts
« on: January 20, 2011, 10:55:46 AM »
Why did this white boy climb on the plastic bag turnaround and start spinning?

Why did everyone act like this was the norm?

Why do I have a love/hate relationship with my teenager? I love her and will hurt someone if they hurt my child, but I can't stand her moody attitude sometimes.

Why was Steven Tyler hilarious last night on AI?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2011, 10:58:25 AM »

Why do I have a love/hate relationship with my teenager? I love her and will hurt someone if they hurt my child, but I can't stand her moody attitude sometimes.

Sounds like my mom and my babysister.  I guess that is normal;D

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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2011, 11:05:13 AM »

Why do I have a love/hate relationship with my teenager? I love her and will hurt someone if they hurt my child, but I can't stand her moody attitude sometimes.

Sounds like my mom and my babysister.  I guess that is normal.  ;D

J, I have to go in prayer sometimes :lol:
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2011, 03:13:56 PM »
Why is my colleague next door listening to LOUD BLUE GRASS MUSIC :no:

Onnidan it's loud. I was like WTH!!
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2011, 04:58:48 PM »
Why is my colleague next door listening to LOUD BLUE GRASS MUSIC :no:

Onnidan it's loud. I was like WTH!!

These types of questions can best be answered by inserting a....

Oh,  I forgot, I'm in CLARKSVILLE aka the PITS OF HILLBILLY HELL

and that will suffice.  ;D

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2011, 05:49:49 PM »
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Why do I have a love/hate relationship with my teenager? I love her and will hurt someone if they hurt my child, but I can't stand her moody attitude sometimes.

Because you are a loving mother who is trying to do what is best for her child. Don't feel bad, those of us who have been fortunate enough to make it past that stage can feel your pain. I know I can... :nod:


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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2011, 06:02:09 PM »
Ditto to what GK said. I am also past this phase but I do understand your pain. I will keep you in prayer. Just remember that YOU will get smarter as  your child gets older. By the time  your child is 21,(and no, you won't kill her before then, even when you really think you might...) she will just  begin to realize just how brilliant her mother truly is.
Real life responsibilities will have smacked her upside her head by then. Just remember you are older, smarter and have more insurance, just like in Fried Green Tomatoes!  :nod: :nod: :nod: ;)
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2011, 06:04:03 PM »
Why is my colleague next door listening to LOUD BLUE GRASS MUSIC :no:

Onnidan it's loud. I was like WTH!!

i like bluegrass.  especially if i can see it live.  did your colleague blast a live bluegrass concert.  

why did a short bus pass me on the interstate.  i was speeding in the slow lane.

why did the kids wave at me when they passed me.

why was this white woman driving beside me on the powhite [pronounced po white] parkway today.  when i'd speed up she would speed up.  when i'd slow down she would slow down.  this ain't nascar.

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2011, 06:17:33 PM »
Perhaps she was trying to hit on you... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2011, 06:56:44 PM »
Perhaps she was trying to hit on you... :lol: :lol:
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  ;D  are you saying i still have it.   ;D
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2011, 08:47:02 PM »
That's why I love my Sorors. :hugs: J, one more year :nod:
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2011, 08:55:06 PM »
It's a damn shame that a T.J. Maxx can't survive in my neighborhood...:(.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2011, 12:33:02 AM »
Why is my colleague next door listening to LOUD BLUE GRASS MUSIC :no:

Onnidan it's loud. I was like WTH!!

i like bluegrass.  especially if i can see it live.  did your colleague blast a live bluegrass concert.  

why did a short bus pass me on the interstate.  i was speeding in the slow lane.

why did the kids wave at me when they passed me.

why was this white woman driving beside me on the powhite [pronounced po white] parkway today.  when i'd speed up she would speed up.  when i'd slow down she would slow down.  this ain't nascar.



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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2011, 12:58:52 AM »
Perhaps she was trying to hit on you... :lol: :lol:
 :tiptoe:

  ;D  are you saying i still have it.   ;D

I was just trying to help... :lol: :lol:


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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2011, 05:31:39 AM »
que, i had forgotten about that crazy white woman.  because of you i stayed up all night watching the barrett-jackson auction.

thanks gk.  your help made me feel better.   :hugs:
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