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WOMAN SHOT IN THE HEAD
« on: December 24, 2010, 08:47:43 AM »
      GOT THIS FROM A FRIEND IN SAN DIEGO AND HE SAYS IT IS A TRUE STORY THAT WAS IN A LOCAL NEWPAPPER.  TOO FUNNY!!

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

            The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.  

        When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.  A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

            Linda is blonde, a Republican and a Palin supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined, of course, to be Obama’s fault.
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Re: WOMAN SHOT IN THE HEAD
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2010, 12:07:53 PM »
this story has been around since before the internet.  you should read what snopes.com had to say about this.  they date a version of this back to mark twain. 
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Re: WOMAN SHOT IN THE HEAD
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2010, 12:20:38 PM »
What supermarket did Mark Twain shop at? What kind of car did he drive? ???

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Re: WOMAN SHOT IN THE HEAD
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2010, 12:31:39 PM »
What supermarket did Mark Twain shop at? What kind of car did he drive? ???

it is obvious you have no clue as to the history of this urban legend.  now we all know you did not read what snopes.com says about this.  your ignorance shows.
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Re: WOMAN SHOT IN THE HEAD
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2010, 01:42:43 PM »
What supermarket did Mark Twain shop at? What kind of car did he drive? ???

it is obvious you have no clue as to the history of this urban legend.  now we all know you did not read what snopes.com says about this.  your ignorance shows.


NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING IGNORANT AS THAT CAN BE CURED, HOWEVER STUPIDITY IS ANOTHER CASE ENTIRELY. 
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