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Offline j1908

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Delta White Flight Attendant
« on: November 27, 2022, 12:44:56 PM »
So, this morning while boarding my flight, a white girl was in my seat. Her BF stated “ He told us to just sit here” I’m unimused.  So, the BF proceeds to tell the flight attendant, I showed up.

Flight A: Do you mind changing seats
Me:  Absolutely  not. I paid for my seat, therefore I’ll be sitting in my paid seat.

Flight A: That’s fine”.

Me: I said to myself, I know dam well it is. I looked his a-- up and down. Like I needed his permission to sit in a seat I paid for.  The dam nerve


« Last Edit: November 27, 2022, 06:11:47 PM by j1908 »
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Re: Delta White Flight Attendant
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2022, 12:53:05 PM »
So, this morning while boarding my flight, a white girl was in my seat. Her BF stated “ He told us to just sit here” I’m unimused.  So, the BF proceeds to tell the flight attendant, I showed up.

Flight A: Do you mind changing seats
Me:  Absolutely  not. I paid for my seat, therefore I’ll be seating in my paid seat.

Flight A: That’s fine”.

Me: I said to myself, I know dam well it is. I looked his a-- up and down. Like I needed his permission to sit in a seat I paid for.  The dam nerve
You should told him to move you to first class.  But you probably were already there. 

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Re: Delta White Flight Attendant
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2022, 12:53:56 PM »
This was in 1st class. The only way I’ll fly.
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Re: Delta White Flight Attendant
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2022, 12:58:03 PM »
This was in 1st class. The only way I’ll fly.

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Re: Delta White Flight Attendant
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2022, 06:02:38 PM »
I learned long ago. Book early and often. :nod:

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Re: Delta White Flight Attendant
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2022, 06:06:30 PM »
:lmao:

When I saw this earlier, I knew what the deal was….



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Re: Delta White Flight Attendant
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2022, 07:10:39 PM »
SEMPER FI, LtCol.
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Re: Delta White Flight Attendant
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2022, 09:37:28 AM »
THEY TRIED IT!!!   ::)

'She showed up'

 ::)  AS IF you wouldn't?

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Re: Delta White Flight Attendant
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2022, 09:46:29 AM »
THEY TRIED IT!!!   ::)

'She showed up'

 ::)  AS IF you wouldn't?

I have NO patience with Greg and Marcia Brady.
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^^^This

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Re: Delta White Flight Attendant
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2022, 11:43:58 AM »
So, this morning while boarding my flight, a white girl was in my seat. Her BF stated “ He told us to just sit here” I’m unimused.  So, the BF proceeds to tell the flight attendant, I showed up.

Flight A: Do you mind changing seats
Me:  Absolutely  not. I paid for my seat, therefore I’ll be sitting in my paid seat.

Flight A: That’s fine”.

Me: I said to myself, I know dam well it is. I looked his a-- up and down. Like I needed his permission to sit in a seat I paid for.  The dam nerve




First you didn't mind.  Then you wanted your seat.  Were you telling the truth when you didn't mind or when you wanted your seat?
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Re: Delta White Flight Attendant
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