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Author Topic: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?  (Read 128 times)

Offline Capler

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Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« on: June 10, 2021, 06:08:45 PM »
I try to avoid it at all cost because most smart phones are very good at picking up back ground noise.  Sometimes I tell my friends, 'you know I can hear you using the bathroom.' Just bad etiquette in my opinion. Eating while on the phone is just as bad. I will end the conversation  real fast if I hear someone smacking. 

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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2021, 06:18:19 PM »
I guess you would have to hang up on me.  :lol:

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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2021, 06:30:29 PM »
I guess you would have to hang up on me.  :lol:

So you are saying you are a smacker and a flusher while on the phone? I'm sorry but I don't want someone with me in the bathroom, even if they are on the phone.

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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2021, 07:39:36 PM »
When nature calls ... I got a mute button.
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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2021, 08:54:24 PM »
When nature calls ... I got a mute button.

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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2021, 10:25:28 PM »
I thought this was normal.  :snicker
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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2021, 10:29:20 PM »
What if they watching porn with the mute button on and rubbing one out?  :shrug:
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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2021, 10:35:26 PM »
So you are saying you are a smacker and a flusher while on the phone? I'm sorry but I don't want someone with me in the bathroom, even if they are on the phone.

If you call me while I am eating, you might hear some smacking. If I have to relieve myself while Iā€™m on the phone with you, you might hear the urine hit the water and the toilet flush.   :shrug:
« Last Edit: June 10, 2021, 10:37:03 PM by Wildman78 »

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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2021, 10:59:38 PM »
Wildman, I think I'm just old school as hell. I'm from a generation where you never let someone hear you pass gas. You don't get up from a room  filled with people and announce that you are going to take a big dump. There are somethings we all do, but we are supposed to act like we have never done it in our lives. Some folk don't have a problem taking a dump and walking out without flushing. I'm of the mindset that no living person should ever see your turd. I remember doing a stool test some years ago. The most humiliating thing about that was walking in with your sample in tow and handing it to a tech. God I would hate having a job testing stool samples. Most days would be ok, but on others, digging out a grain of corm from someone's sample would cause me to throw up.

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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2021, 11:03:30 PM »
I've been taking shyts on the phone since the 80's.
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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2021, 11:11:06 PM »
I've been taking shyts on the phone since the 80's.

Capler's Fact Check...

Your house phone must have had a very long cord that stretched into the bathroom.

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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2021, 11:13:38 PM »
I've been taking shyts on the phone since the 80's.

Capler's Fact Check...

Your house phone must have had a very long cord that stretched into the bathroom.

 Yep. Capler if you a player you gotta make sure the phone cord goes all around the apartment. Never know when number three on 
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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2021, 11:18:39 PM »
I've been taking shyts on the phone since the 80's.

Capler's Fact Check...

Your house phone must have had a very long cord that stretched into the bathroom.

 Yep. Capler if you a player you gotta make sure the phone cord goes all around the apartment. Never know when number three on

This thread started with number 1, and went straight into number 2, now you have introduced the elusive number 3 that nobody knows a thing about.   :brickwall:

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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2021, 11:22:19 PM »
I've been taking shyts on the phone since the 80's.

Capler's Fact Check...

Your house phone must have had a very long cord that stretched into the bathroom.

 Yep. Capler if you a player you gotta make sure the phone cord goes all around the apartment. Never know when number three on

This thread started with number 1, and went straight into number 2, now you have introduced the elusive number 3 that nobody knows a thing about.   :brickwall:

I believe he's talking about phone sex and rubbing one out, but nowadays, most are doing the Mike Webb internet virus check method. 

« Last Edit: June 10, 2021, 11:35:42 PM by JAG89 »

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Re: Do you use the bathroom while talking on the phone?
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