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Funniest conversation with my boy this weekend...
« on: May 03, 2021, 09:22:35 AM »
Cell phone buzzed Saturday night and here’s the highlights of the call....

Dude and his wife are going to a White Party Memorial Day Weekend. He jumped on line looking for a white linen suit for the event. He came across all kind of bootleg offshore, nee Chinese, websites pretending to be domestic sites. So he drove over to K&G..... :lmao:

He rolled up on some old school Playa who was in there shopping. Old Playa done talked this fool into a white suit...not linen....when dude got done with him, he funked around and got a suit, a silk shirt and a straw brim....

His wife sees what he purchased and fell out laughing. She’s in the background in tears from laughing so hard. He spent a bit over $250 up in there....and when he sent me the pic of him in his outfit, I hollered too. This fool looks like a broke assed wanna be pimp....then he had the audacity to ask “what kinda shoes do you wear with this suit?”

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I had to compose myself to even tell him that whatever he wore, he better go back to K&G and get some white silk socks to coordinate.....

The minute I said that, his wife started shouting


 :lmao:

We laughed at that for at least 10-15 minutes....

I gotta go see this thing live and in living person now....



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Re: Funniest conversation with my boy this weekend...
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2021, 11:20:42 AM »
Black folk and those damn white parties.  :brickwall:

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Re: Funniest conversation with my boy this weekend...
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2021, 11:24:32 AM »
 ;D I know, right. Can't believe white parties are still 'a thing'. Never got in it.  :no: But hey, do your thang. Ain't hurting anybody.

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Re: Funniest conversation with my boy this weekend...
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2021, 11:41:19 AM »
Why she didn't go with him to purchase items??

But, that was  :lol:
« Last Edit: May 03, 2021, 11:42:57 AM by j1908 »
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Re: Funniest conversation with my boy this weekend...
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2021, 11:54:45 AM »
High-larious. :lmao:
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Re: Funniest conversation with my boy this weekend...
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2021, 12:11:33 PM »
Apparently Andrew Brown's funeral, which is on as I type, is an all white affair. At least the few folk who bothered to dress are in white. If you know you are going to be on national tv..... Pay me no mind, I'm from a time where you dressed up out of respect for the family.

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Re: Funniest conversation with my boy this weekend...
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2021, 12:26:52 PM »
 :lmao:
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Re: Funniest conversation with my boy this weekend...
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2021, 12:34:51 PM »
Pay me no mind, I'm from a time where you dressed up out of respect for the family.




Capler, I feel you:  that dressing for the occasion is OUT OF THE WINDOW now. BUT folks will say 'maybe thats all they have'  ::) while sporting JORDANS....I digress.  :tongue2:

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Re: Funniest conversation with my boy this weekend...
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2021, 03:28:50 PM »
Why she didn't go with him to purchase items??

But, that was  :lol:

He was at the driving range first, then stopped by K&G....she had no idea he was gonna even look at clothes...

I’m swinging by later tonight to get an update....



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Re: Funniest conversation with my boy this weekend...
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2021, 04:02:29 PM »
Why she didn't go with him to purchase items??

But, that was  :lol:

He was at the driving range first, then stopped by K&G....she had no idea he was gonna even look at clothes...

I’m swinging by later tonight to get an update....

Sooooo, you are going act like you were causally in the neighborhood, and stopped by to say hello, -like you are a dear friend or something?   :shrug:  Be a real friend and let him borrow your all white ensemble?
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Re: Funniest conversation with my boy this weekend...
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2021, 04:23:38 PM »
Why she didn't go with him to purchase items??

But, that was  :lol:

He was at the driving range first, then stopped by K&G....she had no idea he was gonna even look at clothes...

I’m swinging by later tonight to get an update....

Sooooo, you are going act like you were causally in the neighborhood, and stopped by to say hello, -like you are a dear friend or something?   :shrug:  Be a real friend and let him borrow your all white ensemble?

Listen up jackass....RIF.....read the last sentence in my first post.....assuming you can read.....



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Re: Funniest conversation with my boy this weekend...
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2021, 10:49:37 PM »
Why she didn't go with him to purchase items??

But, that was  :lol:

He was at the driving range first, then stopped by K&G....she had no idea he was gonna even look at clothes...

I’m swinging by later tonight to get an update....

Sooooo, you are going act like you were causally in the neighborhood, and stopped by to say hello, -like you are a dear friend or something?   :shrug:  Be a real friend and let him borrow your all white ensemble?

Listen up jackass....RIF.....read the last sentence in my first post.....assuming you can read.....

That's the point.  Instead of being helpful, you are only going to find something to snicker about.

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Re: Funniest conversation with my boy this weekend...
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2021, 06:26:55 AM »
He should wear these with his outfit.

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