JSU will be in the national spotlight again tomorrow on NBA TV. Be sure to tune in.
Won't nobody remember that about JSU, but a lot of folks will remember how roguish folks are at JSU.
You can have a million Attaboys and one AhSchitt will blow them all away.
Here is a list of the top ten things you are now known for nationally, thanks to this new spotlight. SNL might start doing skits about you.
1. Your field is raggedy.
2. Somebody B&E his truck and stole his boombox.
3. JSU players piss all over everything.
4. The entire JSU administration is "complacent" from top to bottom.
5. Somebody broke into his office and stole his stuff, JSU tried to say it wasn't stolen but they are lying.
Did I miss anything?