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Silly Americans....
« on: June 29, 2020, 10:31:21 AM »
Costco has stopped selling sheet cakes to prevent stupid Americans from partying.  :no: Instead they are encouraging customers to buy round cakes, which serves 8 people. 
« Last Edit: June 30, 2020, 01:14:43 AM by Capler »

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Re: Silly Americans....
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2020, 10:35:21 AM »
 :lmao: :lmao:
If capitalism is so great, why does it need to be bailed out by socialism every ten years?


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Re: Silly Americans....
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2020, 10:41:53 AM »
:lol:

SOME people just have no self control.  Unfortunately we are learning there are millions of them

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Re: Silly Americans....
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2020, 10:43:03 AM »
 ::) Like they cannot buy more than 1 cake...um, OK, COSTCO. Thanks for saving the world from those who insist on gathering and infecting one another: YOU'RE BOTH STUPID.  ;D

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Re: Silly Americans....
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2020, 11:55:51 AM »
Costo has stopped selling sheet cakes to prevent stupid Americans from partying.  :no: Instead they are encouraging customers to buy round cakes, which serves 8 people.

My aunt Jeanie could serve 25, and on a good day more, from one 8 inch round cake.
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Re: Silly Americans....
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2020, 01:13:46 AM »
Costo has stopped selling sheet cakes to prevent stupid Americans from partying.  :no: Instead they are encouraging customers to buy round cakes, which serves 8 people.

My aunt Jeanie could serve 25, and on a good day more, from one 8 inch round cake.

I won't be going over to Aunt Jeanie's for cake. I will be ready to fight her when she  steps up with a cheese slice size piece of cake.  >:(
« Last Edit: June 30, 2020, 01:26:09 AM by Capler »

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Re: Silly Americans....
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2020, 01:18:48 AM »
::) Like they cannot buy more than 1 cake

There you go again flaunting that Morehouse degree.  :nod:


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Re: Silly Americans....
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2020, 01:24:17 AM »
:lol:

SOME people just have no self control.  Unfortunately we are learning there are millions of them

Sorry but i have to call it for what it is. These are white folk in the bars and on the beaches.  ::) Then again, black folk are not much better with the big house parties.

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Re: Silly Americans....
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2020, 08:32:18 AM »
:lol:

SOME people just have no self control.  Unfortunately we are learning there are millions of them

Sorry but i have to call it for what it is. These are white folk in the bars and on the beaches.  ::) Then again, black folk are not much better with the big house parties.

...and a specific age category.

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Re: Silly Americans....
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2020, 09:15:45 AM »
::) Like they cannot buy more than 1 cake

There you go again flaunting that Morehouse degree.  :nod:





Its just common sense that I ASSume that everyone else has.

Silly me  :lmao:

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Re: Silly Americans....
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2020, 09:55:40 AM »
::) Like they cannot buy more than 1 cake

There you go again flaunting that Morehouse degree.  :nod:

He can be a bit uppity at times Cap :lol:
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Re: Silly Americans....
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2020, 11:16:06 AM »
::) Like they cannot buy more than 1 cake

There you go again flaunting that Morehouse degree.  :nod:

He can be a bit uppity at times Cap :lol:

I know right, all I wanted was one cake enough for my 4th July party. But JT got me up in Costco doing algebra. "Ok, if this round cake feeds 8, and costs $8.99, and I have 30 people coming, but they only gave me $20 for a Costco sheet cake, how many of these here round cake will I need to buy and stay with in my budget? Also consider black folk insist on there being leftovers enough for them to pack up and take home? Ok, if this was a mathematical equation, what would X be?" X being the amount of money, past $20 I would have to come out of my pocket with to avoid the riot that happened at Aunt Jeanie's house when she  could not do algebra and compensated for Costco's desire to save humanity, by simply cutting a round cake razor thin."   :brickwall:
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Re: Silly Americans....
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2020, 11:22:15 AM »
^^^ :lmao:
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Re: Silly Americans....
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2020, 11:29:14 AM »
 :lol:

 

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