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Offline Capler

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j bought 1 tire today
« on: August 08, 2019, 02:52:54 PM »
Why do women always buy an odd number of tires, (1 and 3)?  A guy would never do that, we buy two or four at  a time.

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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2019, 03:08:18 PM »
Mind your phucking business.
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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2019, 03:23:31 PM »
Mind your phucking business.

Be proud of your 1 tire and don't ever allow anyone to shame you into buying 2.  But if you buy 1 or 3 tires at a time,  there will always be one tire out of sync on the front or the back. That odd tire was likely the one that jumped off the car, hopped across the street and bopped that man in the head.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2019, 03:26:58 PM by Capler »

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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2019, 03:47:22 PM »

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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2019, 04:10:30 PM »
Mind your phucking business.

Be proud of your 1 tire and don't ever allow anyone to shame you into buying 2.  But if you buy 1 or 3 tires at a time,  there will always be one tire out of sync on the front or the back. That odd tire was likely the one that jumped off the car, hopped across the street and bopped that
man in the head.

Riddle me this Mr. Goodyear, why would I buy 3 more tires and only 1 was damaged?? Like I said mind yours.
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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2019, 04:44:43 PM »
 :lmao: Capler you gone learn.
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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2019, 05:01:43 PM »
Mind your phucking business.
:lol: capler J ain't got no time for your BS taaaaaday!
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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2019, 05:03:09 PM »
Mind your phucking business.

Be proud of your 1 tire and don't ever allow anyone to shame you into buying 2.  But if you buy 1 or 3 tires at a time,  there will always be one tire out of sync on the front or the back. That odd tire was likely the one that jumped off the car, hopped across the street and bopped that
man in the head.

Riddle me this Mr. Goodyear, why would I buy 3 more tires and only 1 was damaged?? Like I said mind yours.

You must have run over one of those  orange and green laughing Florida snakes. When the tire hits them, they make a loud hideous laughing sound. You can never get the slime off your tire.

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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2019, 05:08:34 PM »
Why do women always buy an odd number of tires, (1 and 3)?  A guy would never do that, we buy two or four at  a time.
So answer this.  If you recently bought a set of tires and one gets damaged that can't be repaired you buy two or a new set????  I always suspected you were a fool. :no:
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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2019, 05:12:33 PM »
Instead of apologizing or explaining with clarity what he was trying to say, he continues on thinking he's funny.

 

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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2019, 05:14:00 PM »
Mind your phucking business.
:lol: capler J ain't got no time for your BS taaaaaday!

I mean. I’m already pissed 1 tire cost $266 and here he comes with some he/she s**t.
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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2019, 05:14:51 PM »
Mind your phucking business.
:lol: capler J ain't got no time for your BS taaaaaday!

j and I both are mad at you for starting this mess.  I'm traumatized by that tire video.

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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2019, 05:26:42 PM »
Why do women always buy an odd number of tires, (1 and 3)?  A guy would never do that, we buy two or four at  a time.
So answer this.  If you recently bought a set of tires and one gets damaged that can't be repaired you buy two or a new set????  I always suspected you were a fool. :no:

You buy 2. The two tires on the same end need to have the same thread wear if want the optimum permanence. This is why tires are rotated in pairs from front to back.  Perhaps I'm just a little too white for you here. Black folk like to rig up some stuff. Car all out af alignment and tire wear on one side. "This side got some threads left, so I only need one."

So, to give M&G an audience today, buying one new tire when you have 3 old ones on, will give you a bumpy ride. If you put two new tires on one end, that corrects the imbalance.

Don't you shade tree mechanics know this?  :shrug:
« Last Edit: August 08, 2019, 05:44:28 PM by Capler »

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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2019, 05:32:15 PM »
Mind your phucking business.
:lol: capler J ain't got no time for your BS taaaaaday!

I mean. I’m already pissed 1 tire cost $266 and here he comes with some he/she s**t.

I'm not going to do a y, and say some crap like, 'next time pay the extra $5 per tire and buy the road hazard insurance.'

I really hate when he does that crap,  >:( That is when I feel like strangling him.  He be ego tripping real bad and instead of trying to give good information, he's only trying to up someone.  I really don't know what to do about him.  :brickwall:

Let me explain what I just did in this post so M&G won't get confused and go bananas. I'm trying to take the heat off myself by invoking y, Onnidan's number 2 public enemy. Hopefully y will come, read this and will agree by taking it a step further. At that point j will focus all her energies at him and I will be free of all ownership of this thread.  :nod:
« Last Edit: August 08, 2019, 05:40:44 PM by Capler »

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Re: j bought 1 tire today
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2019, 06:31:54 PM »
Cap -



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I feel ya. My wife had run flat tires when she purchased her GS350. She had a slow leak that couldn’t be patched after running over a nail on the expressway. One of them damn tires was almost the same cost of a new set of Michelin’s on TireRack.com.


 

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