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I went to Church this morning
« on: April 14, 2019, 07:42:14 PM »
Met a little bitty at Piedmont Park Friday. Real cute, thought she was mixed or jewish but we got talking and she turned into a big jesus lover. Asked her before she left for her number, she said no, but said we could talk if I come see her sing at church on sunday. I went this afternoon.

One of those new age "modern" churches that are everywhere down here now. Pastor got the shaved head sides, and everybody wearing skinny jeans. A bunch of white Millenials or gen x'ers looking like millenials, and a couple of mexicans and Africans. Suffice to say I was a fish out of water.

She lead the singing, which impressed me, but her vocals were pitchy which did not.  She also did the prayer thing after she got finished singing so I'm guessing she holds some rank here I think.They made me stand up and meet the pastor since it was my first time being there which kinda made me feel uncomfortable, but meh I got her number. I told her we didnt read the bible too much in England( ;) ) and she said she would love to explore it with me.  I'm gonna be smooth though and not try to force it. Might have to go to that church again next week before I can secure the house meeting.

I dont even know how to text this chick :lol: :lol:

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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2019, 08:01:09 PM »
Hallelujah!!! 

Praise the Lord!!!

Just text her.  Treat her with respect.  Nothing's different about this lady.  You still ain't getting any. 
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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2019, 08:05:21 PM »
Hallelujah!!! 

Praise the Lord!!!

Just text her.  Treat her with respect.  Nothing's different about this lady.  You still ain't getting any.

Im gonna text her tomorrow so it doesnt look desperate.

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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2019, 10:05:04 PM »
This low life trying to use Jesus to get laid. ::)

Never discuss cheese with a rat, bread with a bird or make moves with a snake.

Lord, remove the front teeth of my enemies so I can know them by their smile.

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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2019, 10:45:30 PM »
This low life trying to use Jesus to get laid. ::)



Why do church girls always fall for the shallow, superficial ones?   :brickwall:  Neymar don't know it yet, but he is her latest project. Next thing you know he's going to be tied to a chair in her parent's basement with the tv tuned to the 700 Club.

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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2019, 11:09:36 PM »
OK. Whatever.

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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2019, 11:29:34 PM »
OK. Whatever.
She texting me right now, but calm your needy ass down my nigga. Even if I do end up smashing you can still come through and hang with daddy. ::)

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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2019, 11:32:30 PM »
You went through all that for a number? The funny part is that she is probably giving her nookie to some other dude.

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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2019, 12:15:44 AM »
OK. Whatever.
She texting me right now, but calm your needy ass down my nigga. Even if I do end up smashing you can still come through and hang with daddy. ::)
Dear neymar we can smash right after the scripture.
Never discuss cheese with a rat, bread with a bird or make moves with a snake.

Lord, remove the front teeth of my enemies so I can know them by their smile.

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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2019, 12:47:39 AM »
We are getting lunch tomorrow now ;D

Her: i didnt think u would actually come to my church lol : )
Me:I did not expect hearing such a strong voice from you. God really blessed you with a fantastic singing voice.
Her:thnx : ) why r u up so late?
Me: Finishing up some work. I have meetings all morning so I like to make sure I cross my T's and dot my I's the night before. The Englishman in me  ;)
Her: what do you do?
Me: A little of everything, but the meetings tomorrow deal with Data Science and Analytics.
Her:Sounds hard : )
Me: Not hard compared to you having all us in the palm of your hands with your singing today  ;)
Her:lol I actually almost lost my place when you tried to wave at me : )
Me:HA! sorry, I really wanted to make sure you saw me. That guy  next to you frowned when he saw that lol
Her:lol thats ben hes cool.
Me:He was friendly after service but he definitely gave me a look. Guess he didnt want me waving to his cute bandmate :)
Her: lol nooo he's married haha.
Me:gotcha.
Her: : )
Me: What are you doing up so late?
Her: Reading bible verses : )
Me:Thats really cool. You make me want to pull mine out and read.
Her: Proverbs 27:17 : )
Me: Very true. Hey, I need to get to sleep in a min but I would like to have lunch with you tomorrow are you free?
Her: dnt u have work?
Me: Proverbs 27:17  ;)
Her: lol ok what time?
Me:I should be done after 1. We can get a place near you if that works for you.
Her: what do u like?
Me: I am open to anything.
Her: Ok. Good luck at your meetings tomorrow! : )
Me: Thanks. See you tomorrow songbird.
Her: : )



This went really well. Not the cleanest ask out, but it seemed to work. I need to go find some easy bible verses for tomorrow though.

Also gotta clean my car, which is gonna be a pain.  I probably should have asked her out to dinner instead of lunch, but meh I dont wanna deal with the afterwork traffic.

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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2019, 12:52:43 AM »
OK. Whatever.
She texting me right now, but calm your needy ass down my nigga. Even if I do end up smashing you can still come through and hang with daddy. ::)
Dear neymar we can smash right after the scripture.

Today is gonna be a good day que :hugs:

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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2019, 09:15:56 AM »
neymar finally gets some and
Never discuss cheese with a rat, bread with a bird or make moves with a snake.

Lord, remove the front teeth of my enemies so I can know them by their smile.

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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2019, 10:22:43 AM »
Dating or marrying someone who is up late reading bible verses never ends well. A church person don't even want somebody who does that. Que you better school him.

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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2019, 10:48:57 AM »
This low life trying to use Jesus to get laid. ::)



Like you've never done that.
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Re: I went to Church this morning
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2019, 03:41:43 PM »
Hallelujah!!! 

Praise the Lord!!!

Just text her.  Treat her with respect.  Nothing's different about this lady.  You still ain't getting any.

Im gonna text her tomorrow so it doesnt look desperate.
:snicker But you are. Backed up, are ya?  :snicker

 

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