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Politics / Re: The Hockey Mom had a one night stand
« on: September 15, 2011, 02:55:19 PM »
:lmao:

Et tu Brute?

 :lmao:

The way you reacting, you were either:
A. The recipient of Glenn's sloppy seconds
B. The caboose
C. The cuckold


You sure are familar with a bunch of freak a-- sex terms. That tells me something about your sorry a-- too.

Just keeping it 100,,,,,

23102
General Discussion Forum / Re: Why me? I almost lost it last night...
« on: September 15, 2011, 02:46:18 PM »
Oh heckie nawwwww SoFlo.....that one is in the archives now

23103
Politics / Re: The Hockey Mom had a one night stand
« on: September 15, 2011, 02:01:10 PM »
Don't hate the playa, hate my game



SUCKA!!


Oops, that is something you and Palin got in common

23104
General Discussion Forum / Why me? I almost lost it last night...
« on: September 15, 2011, 01:54:28 PM »
One of the twins' friends called the house last night in a futile attempt to prank us. Typical 8 year old stuff, the age old "is your refrigerator running?" joke. Why did I have to catch myself from busting out the "your mama is so fat" comeback?  I was so close to doing it, all instinct too. I had to think afterwards about how to explain my behavior to the twins as they were sitting there finishing up homework after swim practice.

23105
Politics / Re: The Hockey Mom had a one night stand
« on: September 15, 2011, 11:27:28 AM »
 :lmao:

Et tu Brute?

 :lmao:

The way you reacting, you were either:
A. The recipient of Glenn's sloppy seconds
B. The caboose
C. The cuckold

23106
Politics / Re: The Hockey Mom had a one night stand
« on: September 15, 2011, 10:26:13 AM »
Wonder if he tea bagged her?

23107
General Discussion Forum / Re: CHRIS TUCKER
« on: September 15, 2011, 10:08:57 AM »
Nope

23108
General Discussion Forum / Re: Webcam 101
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:16:15 AM »
Old folks and technology is a trip. Pops making them funny faces

23109
General Discussion Forum / Re: CNN plays the wrong music and appologizes
« on: September 15, 2011, 07:29:09 AM »
I heard about this. Somebody should be fired.

23110
General Discussion Forum / Re: Have you Cats experienced this?
« on: September 14, 2011, 04:47:28 PM »
Cap -

Either they are phishing or spamming. That's why few have my real email addy and most get the freebies I rarely check. You did that to your Mac sans virus protection? Oh my, where is my Redd Foxx impersonation.....you big dummy

There is this one dude on a email list of long time friends, we were getting those about 2x/wk. Everyone knew to delete em ad he must have hit some dark, sundry site trolling for sumpin

23111
Politics / Re: The Hockey Mom had a one night stand
« on: September 14, 2011, 04:01:59 PM »
But not in that lil bitty hamlet, Wasilla, or whatever it is. Instead she was prepped on "The Happy Hooker" handbook

23112
Politics / Re: The Hockey Mom had a one night stand
« on: September 14, 2011, 03:45:39 PM »
It's clear that she didn't read in the employee handbook one of the first rules of being a reporter - NO sleeping with sources... :no:

Cmon GK, you know good and darn well her Alaskan handbook only covered no sleeping with:
- Bears
- Russians
- Hockey Players

23113
General Discussion Forum / Re: Strip or Starve
« on: September 14, 2011, 03:38:58 PM »
 :lmao:

Cats be making it rain for Carla by throwing fountain change her way.....she was prolly too dumb to pass the bar.  Maybe she could clerk with OS he like pink toes......

23114
Yep and props to this one woman who got down on her belly to peek under the car to see where Evil Knevil was and she was up in the mix lifting the Beamer out the way

23115
Politics / Re: Only 2 Will Stand...
« on: September 13, 2011, 11:30:39 PM »
But they love to stick a mic in her face and she obliges and slinks further and further downward.  Every single time she opens her flytrap something craptacular is about to happen.   She is must see tv.....

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