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General Discussion Forum / Collective Prayers Need it.
« on: January 18, 2011, 11:06:47 AM »
 Onnidan please send up your collective prayers for me and my family. I'm really gong through a trying time with someone in my intimate family and I'm close to tears as I type this. Thanks

« on: January 15, 2011, 08:12:49 AM »
On January 15, 1908,
the date from which
All others originate,
 Alpha Kappa Alpha
 was founded to be
 the GREATEST of all Sororities.

 As we stand in your presence
 desiring to express
 with Greatest Admiration
 and Utmost Respect
 to a Sisterhood bound
 to a lifelong good
 of perpetuating the RISE
 of Black Womanhood,

 GREETINGS, Sorors of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Innnnnnnnnnncorporated !!!



Suck a D*@k.
Save a Marriage.
Suck a D*@k. Save a Marriage, (SaD SaM), is an honest, gritty, in your face self-help book that identifies challenges preventing you from being the best wife you can be. Author Marlo Wright is refreshingly honest in telling her faults and shortcomings in her first marriage. She recognized, through revelation and wisdom, that her immature ways were just as detrimental to her marriage as the abusive actions directed towards her from her ex-husband. Though Wright knows the abuse was not her fault, she bravely takes ownership of her actions and puts them on display as examples of what not to do for others in similar situations.



Side note:Damn I got to suck D@@@ to save my marriage, DAMN DAMN!! WTH, so does that mean he got to eat PU@@@ to save his marriage?? I'm just saying!!!

General Discussion Forum / Is this a date
« on: January 13, 2011, 04:40:54 PM »
I had a 24 y/o AA Male patient with history of Paranoid Schizophrenia present to my clinic on today for a follow up visit. He had been refusing
 to take his medication and had completely decompensated and was very
delusional. He thought that his appointment with me was a date. He
 kept asking me, ''why are you talking about drugs? We are suppose to
 be getting to know each other? Let's get some wine coolers and
chill.'' I kept telling him I'm your provider and he's like ''no
your my baby girl.'' Anywhoo, he was completely delusional and
 agitated so I had to send him involuntarily to the hospital.

I have  one more year  here :no:


General Discussion Forum / Online Ticket Brokers/Help
« on: January 13, 2011, 12:14:19 PM »
Please PM me some of the online ticket brokers you have used. Thanks

General Discussion Forum / Happy Founders Day DST
« on: January 13, 2011, 09:00:08 AM »
Happy Founders Day to the Ladies of Delta Sigma Theta. A special shout out to my road dog LTC Carmen Bell and Col (R) Doreen Hurt.

General Discussion Forum / QOTD: Good Face or Good Love
« on: January 11, 2011, 10:26:10 AM »
My thought: I wouldn't break up over either....looks are temporary and human beings are excellent students.


I can't stand the smell of doo doo, fish grease and white people after they have been drinking.

I love the smell of  a clean house, cologne (Usher V.I.P is serious) vanilla, apple cinnamon.

General Discussion Forum / Tiny gets TI in trouble with her hands
« on: January 06, 2011, 11:03:37 AM »
Word has it, she was giving him a hand job right in the middle of visitation room.

General Discussion Forum / Random Thoughts
« on: January 05, 2011, 10:14:38 AM »
Why is black not slimming on everybody?

Who is the person that told that lie?

Why are pictures, permanent proof that style is in the eye of the beholder?

Why do I encourage folks to have a dilated eye exam yearly?

Why does beauty also lie in the eye of the beholder?

Why do I know that this concept originated in greek literature in the 3rd century BC but it's this version, "beauty in things exists merely in the mind which contemplates them" from David Hume, I always remember because when crazy folks dwell upon "beauty" I just remember the source (the crazy person) and quickly dismiss it.

Why is Ms. Givens out there in the lobby singing, "Real thugs git down on the flo' like a pimp"?

Why is Ms Givens 66 years old?

Why was she singing "I'm the hot-est isht jumpin' out duh coffee pot"
with that gospel bounce and her poncho swaying like a choir robe when she was signing-in at the front desk?

Why do folks suffer from body dysmorphia; compulsively wearing certain colors and clothing to camouflage body parts, yet obsessively viewing their favorite celebrities believing they resemble them in the exact outfits? Not today...not tomorrow.

Why are many things that are quality not expensive and many things that are expensive not quality?

Why do so many chase labels, are surrounded by stuff and are still alone?

Why do I wish I had invested with Bag, Steal or Borrow when that concept was first pitched years ago? I get sick thinking about it.

Why do I know for certain that this is a service that so many use and decline to admit that they do?

Why do I fully understand what my mother said to me at 11 years old when I asked for my 1st coach purse and she said, "Jackie you should have Coach money inside it at all times to be able to carry one."?

Why do I believe that many carrying 2K bags are not carrying 2K in their purses now?

Why do I believe in the concept of pay as you can afford? Why do I have only one credit card now (as of 2 months ago) and use it only for gas?

Why was that one of the best lessons they ever taught me?

Why do folks believe that Keeping up the Kardashians means that's a directive specifically for them to follow?

Why if folks are your friends do you need to remind yourself not to talk about them?

Why is it best to be honest even if that means you are vulnerable?

Why is it okay to not have all the answers?

Why is it a good idea to always keep learning new things?

Why do folks need the approval of folks they don't know before they do anything?

Why are all the Patron scented hand sanitizers at the front desk gone?
As in disappeared? Here today, gone tomorrow?

Why are patients specifically requesting the Patron scented hand sanitizers?

Why did I have to explain to my male colleagues, over lunch today, the notion of increasing female "Poofers" in clinic and why this was a concern of mine?

Why did they all fall-out laughing?

Why was my face stone-serious?

Why did I say that they must be suffering from olfactory fatigue and what were they going to do about recovering their loss of this particular odor? *Crickets*

The Drum / Pi Omega Scholarship and Talent Hunt Applications
« on: January 04, 2011, 06:30:04 PM »
If you can't open the attachement please email the undersign.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

    Attached are copies of Pi Omega Chapter's (Omega Psi Phi Fraternity, Inc.) Scholarship and Talent Hunt applications for 2011. Candidates for the scholarship are those graduating high school seniors who plan on attending an Historical Black College or University anywhere in the United States. Candidates for the Talent Hunt are those high school students who can participate in one of the four categories listed.
    We are asking for assistant in distributing these applications to the area schools and to those students you feel could benefit from either of these programs. The chapter currently has 4 students on scholarships at various HBCUs and several of our talent hunt winners have won at the District level. The caliber of the students that participate in these programs depends on the work of the brothers in helping to identify quality students.
    For the Talent Hunt we are especially looking for students for the Dance, Dramatic Arts, and Visual Arts categories. If you know of students in dance programs, drama clubs, artists, painters, etc., please make sure you pass this application on them. We have had three First Place winners at the past two District Competitions. Let's see if we can make magic again.
    Contact information for the scholarship and talent hunt have been provided. If you wish to serve on either of these committees you may get in touch with the contact persons. Let's make sure we are doing what we can to recognize the best and brightest that Baltimore can offer.
John Berkley

Attachment(s) from Berkley, John
2 of 2 File(s)

2011 Pi Omega Talent Hunt Application.doc

PO Scholarship App 2011.doc

General Discussion Forum / Please Keep TSUSME In your Prayers
« on: January 04, 2011, 10:20:18 AM »
Brother is really going through right now. I will keep you in my prayers Claude.

General Discussion Forum / Foolywang of the Day
« on: December 21, 2010, 08:47:11 PM »
This was sent to me. My only question WHY?????????

You HAVE to watch this to see the depths to which stupidity (BIG FAT JUDGEMENT) can go.
Like seriously?  I don't know the last time I saw something so trifling and troubling and indicative that the condom campaign is missing out on some people.   I wonder if this is from Miami...


This ish right here takes the cake. The killer part is that they are serious. This isn"t even a spoof video. Warning: Contains vulgar/ignorant lyrics.

General Discussion Forum / Sunday Random Thoughts
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:26:19 PM »
Why did this lady at church ask for my gray hat and quoted scripture " Ask and you should receive?

Why the deacon who does the announcements have his hair dyed, fried and layed to the side :no:

Why did my daughter hold up a bag of mini marshmellows and say " This is snowman poop :lol:

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