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Sports Forum / Brother Tony
« on: September 16, 2016, 09:31:06 AM »

How do you cook rattlesnake meat?  I expect to be PLENTY hungry tomorrow!!!

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General Discussion Forum / Have a Good Laugh
« on: February 23, 2016, 10:15:41 AM »
Jewish Pickle Factory

 
Yossele Zelkovitz worked in a Jewish pickle factory.

For many years he had a powerful desire

to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

 
Unable to stand it any longer,

he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.

 
After six months, the therapist gave up.

He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it

or he would probably never have any peace of mind.


The next day he came home from work very early.

His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.


Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire

to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

 
He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it,

and he was immediately fired.

 
Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband.

She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts

only to find a normal, completely intact penis.

 
She looked up and said,

"I don't understand.

What about the pickle slicer?

 

Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."

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Politics / Ben Carson is at it again
« on: February 04, 2015, 08:51:43 PM »

http://www.msn.com/…/carson-blames-measles-on-im…/ar-AA8YIi9 

Any comments?

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Sports Forum / Tuskegee vs Miles
« on: November 08, 2014, 05:05:20 PM »

Pleas post updates.  GO TUSKEGEE!!

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Sports Forum / JSU Press Conference
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:32:31 PM »

What happened?


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Sports Forum / Pioneer Bowl
« on: November 01, 2014, 10:21:50 AM »

Will there be a Pioneer Bowl this season?  If so when and where will it be played?

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Sports Forum / Ray Rice's Wife
« on: September 08, 2014, 06:23:31 PM »

What has she had to say regading all this?  After all, she was the injured person.


 

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General Discussion Forum / Have a Good Laugh
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:37:00 AM »

The Indian With One Testicle


 

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
 

And whose given name was 'Onestone'.


He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
 

After years and years of torment,

Onestone finally cracked and said,'

If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,

'Good morning, Onestone.'

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.

He made love to her all the next day,

Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.


Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until


A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.


Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,


Was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.


She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'


Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,


Then he made love to her all day,

Made love to her all night,

Made love to her all the next day,


Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!



Why ???



OH, come on... Take a guess !!!



Think about it !!!

 
You're going to love this !!!


Everyone knows..


You can't kill Two Birds

With

OneStone!!!


 
 

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Politics / GOP's Running Mate
« on: May 01, 2012, 12:47:48 PM »

I hope they pick HERMAN CAIN!!!

Remember NINE NINE NINE!!

Any comments?

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General Discussion Forum / Dementia
« on: March 25, 2012, 08:11:44 PM »

Has anyone been exposed to dementia?

I have a VERY good friend that has dementia.  She had one of the sharpest minds I have EVER been exposed.

She has no short term memory.  She asks the same questions over and over again.

This really hurts me.

Will someone on this board educate me about dealing with dementia.

Please share your experiences.

THANKS.

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General Discussion Forum / Pit Bulls
« on: January 02, 2012, 08:27:17 AM »

Should Pit Bulls be banned?

I am SICK AND TIRED of stories about children and senior citizens being viciously and unmercifully attacked. by these dogs.

I think pit bulls should be banned from ALL residential neighborhoods.

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General Discussion Forum / LAWD HAMERCY!!!
« on: October 26, 2011, 10:35:45 AM »

Woman Bites Boyfriend's Testicles

A British woman bit off more than she could chew, and now she may go to jail.

Authorities say that Maria Betty Top, mother of four, bit her partner's testicles during a drunken brawl on Feb. 18 that left the man bloody, disoriented, and in need of nineteen stitches.

"All options are open and that will include locking you up," court official Robin Mairs told Topp in the Newcastle Crown Court, according to the BBC.

The unlucky man, 45-year-old Martine Douglas, a disk jockey from Newcastle, was so horrified that emergency service operators had difficulty understanding the situation when he called for help, The Sun reports.

"The two had been in a relationship for five years at the time of this offence. There had been difficulties and turbulence in the past," Mairs continued. "They had split up numerous times, getting back together numerous times. On the day in question, there is no doubt they were very heavily in drink."

So heavily "in drink" that, despite admitting to the nauseating act, Topp says she has trouble accurately recalling the incident.

Topp will be sentenced Nov. 11, the BBC reports. Still, she maintains there was bad behavior on both sides.

In the woman's defense, lawyer Caroline Goodwin described the incidents leading up to the biting at a hearing, in which she said, "The defendant was on her back with the victim straddling her."

ANY COMMENTS?



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Politics / Obama's Finest Hour
« on: January 12, 2011, 09:29:46 PM »

I watched the speech.  I was moved.  I have never been so moved since the night he was elected.

ANY COMMENTS?

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The Drum / How is your band this year?
« on: October 18, 2006, 06:42:00 PM »
"I have seen the following bands this year:
Tuskegee
Stillman
Miles
Ft. Valley
Alabama A&M
Morehouse/Spellman
Hampton
Grambling

They were all good, but I rate them as follows:
1) Tuskegee
2) Hampton
3) Alabama A&M
4) Ft. Valley
5) Grambling
6) Morehouse/Spellman
7) Miles
8) Stillman

ANY COMMENTS?"

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