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General Discussion Forum / Let me run this by the board

« on: Yesterday at 08:53:47 AM »

I already know the answer, but just want to get other grown folks thoughts. There are several incidences, that make me go go hmmm. But, I'm going to name a few here.

So, I was carrying a designer bag and she saw it. No biggie. I went to her office and she was scrolling the site.
Me: I see you're on one of my favorite sites.
Her: I just don't see nothing that stands out to me
Me: Well, it ain't for everybody.

Fast forward 2weeks later.
As I was headed to my office, she was coming in and saw me come down the hallway. She didn't know I saw the bag. So, she hurried to her office with the lights off and turned around and said GM. Not, knowing I saw the bag already.

Last yr we was talking about houses.
Her: I don't want a big house because it's just me and my husband.
Me: Okay.
Fast forward to Dec 2019
Her: I close on my house in Jan?
Me: Really? How many BDs?
Her: 5. Since I'm going to stay in Atlanta, I might as well buy a house.
Keep in mind she has been in Atlanta 10yrs.

Same Co-worker (I have a SUV)

Her: The front desk is nosey. They know my car. I'm going to get me a truck
Me: You getting a truck?
Her: Yes, I use to have one. So, I told the guy I will be picking it up today.
Me: Oh, okay.
So, I'm walking to my car and guess who has an SUV?

Demographics of Co-worker
In her 40s, has 4 kids, 2 grandkids, spouse is a 100% disabled Veteran, she's from Memphis and yes, she's Greek. She wears a lot of gaudy jewelry. I'm talking earrings and necklaces.

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General Discussion Forum / Tuesday Funny

« on: February 18, 2020, 08:29:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/rahm3sh/status/1229446710507851777?s=12

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General Discussion Forum / Fort Valley State Senior Missing

« on: February 18, 2020, 09:07:34 AM »

https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/task-force-formed-assist-gbi-search-for-missing-college-student-from-fulton/eHtWKxPKKOFJYLSCXJ5VJM/

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General Discussion Forum / Best Home Security System

« on: February 18, 2020, 09:06:50 AM »

Ring isn't cutting it for me anymore. Any suggestions?

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General Discussion Forum / Black student removed from class

« on: January 24, 2020, 08:01:44 AM »

https://cbs4indy.com/2020/01/22/ball-state-students-feels-targeted-after-being-removed-from-class-by-campus-police/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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General Discussion Forum / Wednesday Funny

« on: January 22, 2020, 01:12:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/onempyr/status/1219657929005027328?s=12

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General Discussion Forum / Monday Laugh

« on: January 21, 2020, 08:57:54 AM »

This is why I put my child in Defense Driving.

https://twitter.com/rahm3sh/status/1219463469189279744?s=12

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General Discussion Forum / Sat Funny. BOBBY

« on: January 11, 2020, 06:37:15 PM »

https://twitter.com/chel_saay/status/1215765975305420800?s=12

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General Discussion Forum / Sho You Right

« on: January 10, 2020, 10:02:49 AM »

That's what my patient(old school) told me today

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General Discussion Forum / My Patient Today

« on: January 07, 2020, 02:54:59 PM »

Patient(gay man's voice): Can you call my wife and let her know, I'm in your office?

Me: What?

Patient: Can you call my wife and let her know, I'm here. I can't explain but this is what I'm dealing with.

Me: Calls wife. Hey just letting you know your husband made it too my office.
Wife: That's fine

Patient: Sorry, I had you to do that but she is something else.

Me: Didn't you see the red flags before you married her?
Patient: I should have, when we went too a party one night. There was a guy at the party the same name Curtis. So, everyone was calling Curtis. She asked me why they are calling my name. I told her the guy name is Curtis also, there isn't a Patent on the name Curtis. Her step-daughter told me she was crazy, but I didn't believe it.

Patient: Another incident, we was driving back from Louisiana and I told her when she get tired. Pull over and I'll take over. 20 minutes into the drive, she nudging me talking about take over. I said what. Take over, there's a roadblock ahead. I had to sell all my s**t to get her a-- out of jail.

Me: Have you file for divorce
Patient: I tried 2x. But she put that trickery on me.
Me: What trickery
Patient: You know what trickery.
Me: How old is your wife
Patient: She's in her 60s. She's older than me. That's why I drank so much and was hooked on cocaine.

Yall I spent an hr. with this fool today. He had me rolling.

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General Discussion Forum / Tuesday Funny

« on: January 07, 2020, 10:17:21 AM »

I could’ve done without the guy behind the camera.

https://twitter.com/6bruski/status/1212888528125861893?s=12

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General Discussion Forum / Get your laugh on Untrained Meteorologist

« on: January 01, 2020, 03:26:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/blackdebutante/status/1212438824623755266?s=12

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General Discussion Forum / TROLLS

« on: December 24, 2019, 11:18:39 AM »

TROLLS are like kids, if you don't give them attention, they act out and try to seek your attention, by any means necessary.

So remember Onnidan, if you happen to encounter a TROLL, just remember they don't EXIST in your world.

Merry Xmas