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Title: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 03:06:33 PM
I was watching Dr. Oz a while back and he told this young lady that if she soaked her feet in a tub of tea for a few hours a day for about a week, the tea will soak the sweat out of your feet and get rid of the odor.

Does anyone else know how to treat this?   I'm asking for a friend so don't judge me.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:11:38 PM
 :lmao:
YEA RIGHT!  :lol:
Ask Dr. Capler....MR. "KNOWEVRYDAYUMTHANG"  :nod: I 'm sure he has a cuntry a--zz remedy for you.  :shrug:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Jay_Thomas on April 15, 2011, 03:13:33 PM
Drumma, I have read in several publications about soaking your feet in tea and that it does indeed work.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:19:43 PM
Teavana Tea?
Celestial Tea?
Black Tea?
Green Tea?
Lipton Tea?
Long Island Tea?
Iced Tea?
Hot Tea?
Honey-n-Lemon Tea?
 :shrug:

Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:20:40 PM
FUNKY FEET TEA PARTY @ JT'S  :nod: :clap:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 03:22:38 PM
Thanks, JT.

BT, you're a trip.  :lol:  I promise my feet don't stink.  They may look a lil slavish but that's about it. 
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:23:13 PM
FUNKY FEET TEA AND CRUMPETS PARTY @ VG'S  :nod: :clap: :clap:
(SHE FANCY)  :lol:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:24:46 PM
FUNKY FEET TEA AND WHISKEY PARTY @ JAIMAC'S  :nod:  :clap:
(Brang yo own fish sammich)  :lol:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:26:13 PM
FUNKY FEET TEA AND BUZZARD WANGS PARTY @ NCCU!  :nod: :clap:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 03:27:19 PM
 :angel:  :lol:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:28:18 PM
COUNTRY a-- FUNKY FEET TEA "WIT HOES" @ DR. CAPLER'S...ON HIS FRONT PORCH!  :nod: :clap:
(cause ya'll know dayum well his uppity a--z don't want funky feet on his new vynil tile flooring)
 :lmao:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: y04185 on April 15, 2011, 03:29:28 PM
If she has feet like The Hulk there's no help for her.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:30:24 PM
DOES MR. CIAA CHANGE SOCKS LIKE CHANGES SUITS?  :popcorn:
"SHO' NUFF FUNKY FEET TEA PARTY @ CI"TUNAMENT"AA  :nod: :clap:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:31:53 PM
THE HULK FEET? VG or DR. CAPLER'S HOES?
 :tiptoe:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:33:13 PM
 :lol: THE OW FAMILY CRACKS ME UP  :nod: ;D
 O0
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 03:33:24 PM
DOES MR. CIAA CHANGE SOCKS LIKE CHANGES SUITS?  :popcorn:
"SHO' NUFF FUNKY FEET TEA PARTY @ CI"TUNAMENT"AA  :nod: :clap:


:lol:  Mr. CIAA has a pair of silk socks for every suit he wears at the tournament.  The brotha is sharp.....well, to me his is.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Jay_Thomas on April 15, 2011, 03:38:02 PM
:lol: THE OW FAMILY CRACKS ME UP  :nod: ;D
 O0



WE crack YOU up?
   :lol:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: ‘87 Alum on April 15, 2011, 03:42:12 PM
Drumma1,

Man, fess up....you mess around and kick off them Hush Puppies and the whole room smell like doggone clabbered milk...wall paper fall all off the wall saying 'i just can't hang no mo!"....the windows automatically open up saying 'that's alls i canz stanz and i cant stanz no mo'.....
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: y04185 on April 15, 2011, 03:43:07 PM
THE HULK FEET? VG or DR. CAPLER'S HOES?
 :tiptoe:

Both
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Capler on April 15, 2011, 03:43:43 PM
The only cure I've found is that you have to be more like women and have several pairs of shoes which you change often. You have work shoes, home shoes, yard shoes, work out shoes, Sunday shoes, saturday night out shoes. You try to change your socks as you change shoes. Since I've been doing this I don't have foot odor. Now once you get funk in your shoes, you may as well throw the shoes away and try again. You can soak sneakers in bleach water and that will hold you for a little while. Basically, once bacteria gets in, it's hard to get rid of it. Cotton socks are better.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:44:22 PM
 :lol: @ '87  :nod:
Make the roaches jump out da dayum window  :nod:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:46:20 PM
I TOLD YOU.....WHOOP DERE IT IS...FROM THE GOOD COUNTRY DR. CAPLER  :nod:
(da man is bad...he Mr. "knowevrydayumthang"  :shrug:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: ‘87 Alum on April 15, 2011, 03:46:37 PM
yeah BT, them roaches be sanging...."Drumma1 got some funky feet, funky feet!" in unison to Whodini's "Funky Beat"
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 03:48:10 PM
Drumma1,

Man, fess up....you mess around and kick off them Hush Puppies and the whole room smell like doggone clabbered milk...wall paper fall all off the wall saying 'i just can't hang no mo!"....the windows automatically open up saying 'that's alls i canz stanz and i cant stanz no mo'.....

:lmao:

Real talk, my toenail meat is still pank.  My feet just stay ashy no matter how much I lube 'em down.  I wore the flops earlier this week and a few ladies tried to clown.  I told them I have "man feet" so they're supposed to look like that...well, so I've heard.  ;D
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:49:09 PM
 :lmao:
Roaches grabbing the turn tables...scratchin' and mixin'....as they HAUL a--ZZ!
FUNKY FEET, F F F F F FUNKY F F F F FEET!
 :lmao:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 03:49:29 PM
The only cure I've found is that you have to be more like women and have several pairs of should which you change often. You have work shoes, home shoes, yard shoes, work out shoes, Sunday shoes, saturday night out shoes. You try to change your socks as you change shoes. Since I've been doing this I don't have foot odor. Now once you get funk in your shoes, you may as well throw the shoes away and try again. You can soak sneakers in bleach water and that will hold you for a little while. Basically, once bacteria gets in, it's hard to get rid of it. Cotton socks are better.

Good stuff.  I'll pass this on to my friend.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 03:51:07 PM
:lmao:
Roaches grabbing the turn tables...scratchin' and mixin'....as they HAUL a--ZZ!
FUNKY FEET, F F F F F FUNKY F F F F FEET!
 :lmao:

yeah BT, them roaches be sanging...."Drumma1 got some funky feet, funky feet!" in unison to Whodini's "Funky Beat"

So all got jokes, huh?  My feet don't stank!  :lol:  They're just flicked.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:52:02 PM
WHAT ABOUT VINEGAR?
let Sista' GK tell it....VINEGAR WILL CLEAN ANYTHANG!  :nod:
(she from da country also)
 :lmao:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 03:53:58 PM
WHAT ABOUT VINEGAR?
let Sista' GK tell it....VINEGAR WILL CLEAN ANYTHANG!  :nod:
(she from da country also)
 :lmao:

Won't vinegar make your feet smell worse?
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 03:54:41 PM
FUNKY FEET HAPPY HOUR TEA TIME....I'Z ON DA WAY...SO GET OUT MY WAY!  ;)

DON'T LET THE TEA YOU'VE SIPPED,
BE THE TEA YOU'VE FUNKY FEET DIPPED!
 :snicker  :bow:  ;D
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: ‘87 Alum on April 15, 2011, 03:55:28 PM
maybe you should tell your 'friend' to dry very well between their toes....so when you rub her feet, are they clammy? do they reak of eau de sweat? do her socks and stockings stand up at attention when she takes them off, then she must have STANKFEET!!  If your 'friend' always takes her shoes off and leaves them on the back porch...then she must have STANKFEET!!  if you can smell her feet a full two minutes before you actually see her....then she mos def got STANKFEET!!...correction, her feets got them vapors......

maybe yall should get some matching pedicures....coz if you walking round in sandals and the females are janking at your crusty peds....it's time homeboy.....step on to the other side and join us.....

and if ya got pank toe nail meat....you better go set some of that toenail fungicide medicine brah....either that or some larger shoes....stop trying to cram them Fred Flinstone's into some size 8's...step up and get some 10's brah....still buying them Buster Brown's in the kiddie section huh.....
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: TrueEagle on April 15, 2011, 03:59:27 PM
Cotton socks beneath or instead of dress socks and a new little thing I have used lately....DRYER SHEETS IN THE SHOE!
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Capler on April 15, 2011, 04:09:44 PM
Since we are on the subject of male issues. A kid called Dr. Drew the other night and asked how he could keep his uncircumcised penis from stinking. If this is an issue you have, I will pass along the information Drew gave. This is one of those things mama don't teach. The key is to use a good anti-bacteria soap, (Dial),  and keep under the hood  dry so bacteria will not have a chance to grow. Urine is one of bacteria's most favorite medium. When you urinate, dry it off with tissue, -shaking it is not enough. I know you guys with stinking pee pees appreciate this and don't have to thank me. I'm just a pubic servant, no need to have women running from your pee pee when you pull it out.  :no:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: ‘87 Alum on April 15, 2011, 04:10:37 PM
these should also help your friend out.....

(http://www.wmbarr.com/Images/ProductImages/KG%20MURIATIC%20ACID%20GALLON.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Hydrochloric_acid_05.jpg)

(http://www.ewg.org/project/2009schoolcleaner/images/small/bottle_134.jpg)
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 04:13:36 PM
maybe you should tell your 'friend' to dry very well between their toes....so when you rub her feet, are they clammy? do they reak of eau de sweat? do her socks and stockings stand up at attention when she takes them off, then she must have STANKFEET!!  If your 'friend' always takes her shoes off and leaves them on the back porch...then she must have STANKFEET!!  if you can smell her feet a full two minutes before you actually see her....then she mos def got STANKFEET!!...correction, her feets got them vapors......

maybe yall should get some matching pedicures....coz if you walking round in sandals and the females are janking at your crusty peds....it's time homeboy.....step on to the other side and join us.....

and if ya got pank toe nail meat....you better go set some of that toenail fungicide medicine brah....either that or some larger shoes....stop trying to cram them Fred Flinstone's into some size 8's...step up and get some 10's brah....still buying them Buster Brown's in the kiddie section huh.....

:lol:  I wear a size 13.  Besides, I thought having pink toenail meat was a good sign.  The dark toenail meat is when there is fungus....I think.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 04:16:00 PM
and a new little thing I have used lately....DRYER SHEETS IN THE SHOE!

Hmmmm...neat idea.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 04:17:50 PM
Since we are on the subject of male issues. A kid called Dr. Drew the other night and asked how he could keep his uncircumcised penis from stinking. If this is an issue you have, I will pass along the information Drew gave. This is one of those things mama don't teach. The key is to use a good anti-bacteria soap, (Dial),  and keep under the hood  dry so bacteria will not have a chance to grow. Urine is one of bacteria's most favorite medium. When you urinate, dry it off with tissue, -shaking it is not enough. I know you guys with stinking pee pees appreciate this and don't have to thank me. I'm just a pubic servant, no need to have women running from your pee pee when you pull it out.  :no:

I'll pass that along.

Speaking of "things mama don't teach", what is the proper way to shave?  I try to use my clippers as much as possible but I'd still like to know.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 04:18:46 PM
these should also help your friend out.....

(http://www.wmbarr.com/Images/ProductImages/KG%20MURIATIC%20ACID%20GALLON.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Hydrochloric_acid_05.jpg)

(http://www.ewg.org/project/2009schoolcleaner/images/small/bottle_134.jpg)

You and BT are a trip.  :lmao:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: ‘87 Alum on April 15, 2011, 04:27:25 PM
Since we are on the subject of male issues. A kid called Dr. Drew the other night and asked how he could keep his uncircumcised penis from stinking. If this is an issue you have, I will pass along the information Drew gave. This is one of those things mama don't teach. The key is to use a good anti-bacteria soap, (Dial),  and keep under the hood  dry so bacteria will not have a chance to grow. Urine is one of bacteria's most favorite medium. When you urinate, dry it off with tissue, -shaking it is not enough. I know you guys with stinking pee pees appreciate this and don't have to thank me. I'm just a pubic servant, no need to have women running from your pee pee when you pull it out.  :no:

Cap,

I know of no one with a stanky wee-wee.  I don't ask and sure as hell don't wanna know about it either.....
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Jay_Thomas on April 15, 2011, 04:28:36 PM
 :shrug:   from funky feet to stanky wangs?  really? 

I blame Capler.... and hip hop!   :lol:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: ‘87 Alum on April 15, 2011, 04:30:32 PM
JT -

Maybe that dude had a Stanky Leg.....
 :lmao:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Capler on April 15, 2011, 04:31:06 PM
Since we are on the subject of male issues. A kid called Dr. Drew the other night and asked how he could keep his uncircumcised penis from stinking. If this is an issue you have, I will pass along the information Drew gave. This is one of those things mama don't teach. The key is to use a good anti-bacteria soap, (Dial),  and keep under the hood  dry so bacteria will not have a chance to grow. Urine is one of bacteria's most favorite medium. When you urinate, dry it off with tissue, -shaking it is not enough. I know you guys with stinking pee pees appreciate this and don't have to thank me. I'm just a pubic servant, no need to have women running from your pee pee when you pull it out.  :no:

I'll pass that along.

Speaking of "things mama don't teach", what is the proper way to shave?  I try to use my clippers as much as possible but I'd still like to know.

Young males try to grow up too fast and rush to put a blade on their faces. Once you start it, you are stuck with it. I started off with a trimmer and never put a blade on my face. i still have smooth skin without the roughness blades leave. As long as your skin remains fairly smooth, a trimmer will do the trick. Also guys who shave with a razor have to do it several times a week as well. We trimmer guys only do it about once a week.  :shrug: Perhaps a razor cuts so close that when the hair starts growing it itches and makes you want to shave it away? With a trimmer you don't cut that close, so it never gets irritated.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 04:31:40 PM
:lol:

That was some good information Cap passed along.  I used to mentor in the Big Brothers/Big Sisters program and you would be surprised the things middle/high school-aged boys go through with their bodies but are too embarrassed to tell their parents.  They used to tell my friends and I all types of things.  Men need to have these conversations with young men more.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Capler on April 15, 2011, 04:33:04 PM
Since we are on the subject of male issues. A kid called Dr. Drew the other night and asked how he could keep his uncircumcised penis from stinking. If this is an issue you have, I will pass along the information Drew gave. This is one of those things mama don't teach. The key is to use a good anti-bacteria soap, (Dial),  and keep under the hood  dry so bacteria will not have a chance to grow. Urine is one of bacteria's most favorite medium. When you urinate, dry it off with tissue, -shaking it is not enough. I know you guys with stinking pee pees appreciate this and don't have to thank me. I'm just a pubic servant, no need to have women running from your pee pee when you pull it out.  :no:

Cap,

I know of no one with a stanky wee-wee.  I don't ask and sure as hell don't wanna know about it either.....

It's not something guys sit around talking about. Ask women, they will tell you about it.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 04:34:09 PM
Since we are on the subject of male issues. A kid called Dr. Drew the other night and asked how he could keep his uncircumcised penis from stinking. If this is an issue you have, I will pass along the information Drew gave. This is one of those things mama don't teach. The key is to use a good anti-bacteria soap, (Dial),  and keep under the hood  dry so bacteria will not have a chance to grow. Urine is one of bacteria's most favorite medium. When you urinate, dry it off with tissue, -shaking it is not enough. I know you guys with stinking pee pees appreciate this and don't have to thank me. I'm just a pubic servant, no need to have women running from your pee pee when you pull it out.  :no:

I'll pass that along.

Speaking of "things mama don't teach", what is the proper way to shave?  I try to use my clippers as much as possible but I'd still like to know.

Young males try to grow up too fast and rush to put a blade on their faces. Once you start it, you are stuck with it. I started off with a trimmer and never put a blade on my face. i still have smooth skin without the roughness blades leave. As long as your skin remains fairly smooth, a trimmer will do the trick. Also guys who shave with a razor have to do it several times a week as well. We trimmer guys only do it about once a week.  :shrug: Perhaps a razor cuts so close that when the hair starts growing it itches and makes you want to shave it away? With a trimmer you don't cut that close, so it never gets irritated.

True.  What about guys who develop razor bumps?  What should they do?
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Capler on April 15, 2011, 04:37:43 PM
:lol:

That was some good information Cap passed along.  I used to mentor in the Big Brothers/Big Sisters program and you would be surprised the things middle/high school-aged boys go through with their bodies but are too embarrassed to tell their parents.  They used to tell my friends and I all types of things.  Men need to have these conversations with young men more.

You're right DRUMMA1, over the past 25 years many males have not been getting circumcised. They have this thing that they don't know how to keep up. Their fathers can't tell them because:  1) there is no dad in the home or 2) dad is circumcised.

Many mothers don't know much about a penis other than what they use it for. 
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 04:50:22 PM
:lol:

That was some good information Cap passed along.  I used to mentor in the Big Brothers/Big Sisters program and you would be surprised the things middle/high school-aged boys go through with their bodies but are too embarrassed to tell their parents.  They used to tell my friends and I all types of things.  Men need to have these conversations with young men more.

You're right DRUMMA1, over the past 25 years many males have not been getting circumcised. They have this thing that they don't know how to keep up. Their fathers can't tell them because:  1) there is no dad in the home or 2) dad is circumcised.

Many mothers don't know much about a penis other than what they use it for. 

Very true.

If any of you other fellas have helpful advice, feel free to pass it on because I don't know everything.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: soflorattler on April 15, 2011, 08:18:40 PM
.... DR. CAPLER'S... his new vinyl tile flooring)
 :lmao:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: Not even ceramic...
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: soflorattler on April 15, 2011, 08:25:38 PM

  I wear a size 13. 

 :o What marina do you dock your shoes at?? ???
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 15, 2011, 08:57:37 PM

  I wear a size 13. 

 :o What marina do you dock your shoes at?? ???

:lol: I'm 6'1 but have had big feet since the 4th grade.  Glad I finally grew into them.  Kids could be so cruel.  :no:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: TrueEagle on April 15, 2011, 11:05:26 PM
True.  What about guys who develop razor bumps?  What should they do?

1st thing is to do like Capler said and DO NOT use a razor but rather, use clippers. When facial hair is cut with a razor, black men's hair that is, the stubble can tend to grow out, curl and "grow" back inward...thus causing the bump.

According to the Mayo Clinic, black men are the group most likely to get razor bumps because they have curly hair. Razor bumps occur in two ways. The first way is that as the hair grows out of the follicle, it may curve back toward the skin and enter the skin. The second way is that as the hair grows in the follicle, it may begin to curve and grow through the wall of the follicle.


2...if you prefer a razor be sure that your face is clean before shaving. A hot, wet  towel on the face will open the pores so that it can be properly cleaned.

Close Shaving
The closer the hair is cut to the skin, the more likely a black man is to get razor bumps. Applying pressure that presses the razor into the skin is likely to lead to ingrown hairs. This is true whether a razor or electric shaver is used. Pulling the skin taut can cause the hair to come up out of the hair follicle more than normal. Ingrown hairs are more likely if the hair is cut at or below the level of the skin when the skin is lying in its normal position

Treatment for Razor Bumps on the Neck (http://www.livestrong.com/article/264455-treatment-for-razor-bumps-on-the-neck/)



Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Maroon and Gray on April 15, 2011, 11:08:40 PM
Assuming you don't have a full grown beard:

If the razor bumps aren't too severe, find a facial sponge at the drug store. Buf Puf or drugstore brand. Make sure it's the 'regular' and not gentle or extra gentle.
Wash your beard using the sponge, then shave and make sure you shave with the grain.  Razor bumps are caused by the hair breaking off back into your skin.

If you have a bad case of bumps have a barber shave you, then try the above method on your next shave.  Always use a sharp blade.

As the bumps subside, you can do away with the sponge but make sure you shave with the grain and use a sharp blade.

you can use this as well (http://www.gillette.com/en/us/mens-style/bumps-ingrown-hairs.aspx)
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Aggie D. on April 16, 2011, 04:53:34 AM
Since we are on the subject of male issues. A kid called Dr. Drew the other night and asked how he could keep his uncircumcised penis from stinking. If this is an issue you have, I will pass along the information Drew gave. This is one of those things mama don't teach. The key is to use a good anti-bacteria soap, (Dial),  and keep under the hood  dry so bacteria will not have a chance to grow. Urine is one of bacteria's most favorite medium. When you urinate, dry it off with tissue, -shaking it is not enough. I know you guys with stinking pee pees appreciate this and don't have to thank me. I'm just a pubic servant, no need to have women running from your pee pee when you pull it out.  :no:

I'll pass that along.

Speaking of "things mama don't teach", what is the proper way to shave?  I try to use my clippers as much as possible but I'd still like to know.

Young males try to grow up too fast and rush to put a blade on their faces. Once you start it, you are stuck with it. I started off with a trimmer and never put a blade on my face. i still have smooth skin without the roughness blades leave. As long as your skin remains fairly smooth, a trimmer will do the trick. Also guys who shave with a razor have to do it several times a week as well. We trimmer guys only do it about once a week.  :shrug: Perhaps a razor cuts so close that when the hair starts growing it itches and makes you want to shave it away? With a trimmer you don't cut that close, so it never gets irritated.

I thought the only Black men that use razors on their faces are Black men my grandfather's age.  I'm mid 30s, my father and all the Cats I know use clippers and / or trimmers.  That razor is a no no. 
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Jay_Thomas on April 16, 2011, 07:54:50 AM
I've always used razors, mostly disposable razors. But I've also never had a problem with razor bumps.  And my facial skin is still smooth...mostly.  ;)
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 16, 2011, 10:06:19 AM
 :dedhorse: :thefan: :brickwall: >:(
AIN'T DIS A RICK JAMES B!%&TCH!  :shrug:
I tried my dayumdest to "OW Highjack" this thread/topic....AND DA GOOD DR. CAPLER....MR. "KNOWEVRYDAYUMTHANG"
done "ow threadjacked" my triflin a--z.  :shrug: :tongue2: :crazy:

WELCOME TO "FUNKY FEET TEA/LEAKIN' PETER WEETER/BUMP ON DA FACE 101"
INSTRUCTOR: VALLEY GIRLZ/SISTA DOUBLE 007/JAIMAC'S FAVRITE/ SISTA GK's....COUNTRY a--Z COUSIN.....DR. CAPLER!
 :clap: :clap: :bow:
 ::) :popcorn:

(is he dr. drew's intern?) :tiptoe:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: soflorattler on April 16, 2011, 10:51:11 AM
I've always used razors, mostly disposable razors. But I've also never had a problem with razor bumps.  And my facial skin is still smooth...mostly.  ;)

Same here...
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Que82 on April 16, 2011, 09:10:39 PM
Another key is to shave with the grain of your hair, which is normally downward toward your chin.  Shaving upward will give you a closer shave but will cause you to have more in grown hairs.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 18, 2011, 08:49:09 AM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Jaggrad on April 18, 2011, 12:22:29 PM
This is a Great Forum for Men's Issues Fellas Keep it coming....

Ive worked with young boys and young men.  They have soooo many questions about their bodies, but often do not have an outlet to vent and discuss.  So I would always open up to these kids and allow them to speak whats on their minds.... Its amazing what young men experience....

Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 18, 2011, 02:28:47 PM
Just fly Dr. Capler in town to speak with them.  :shrug: HE KNOWEVERYDAYUMTHANG!  :shrug: :shrug:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Jaggrad on April 18, 2011, 03:07:25 PM
Just fly Dr. Capler in town to speak with them.  :shrug: HE KNOWEVERYDAYUMTHANG!  :shrug: :shrug:

 :lmao:

Help Da Babies....Help Da Churren!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 18, 2011, 03:08:28 PM
Just fly Dr. Capler in town to speak with them.  :shrug: HE KNOWEVERYDAYUMTHANG!  :shrug: :shrug:

 :lmao:

Help Da Babies....Help Da Churren!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

You guys keep the advice coming.  Real talk.
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Jay_Thomas on April 18, 2011, 03:25:33 PM
 :lmao:         @ that sig!!!!!!    :lol:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Brother Tony on April 18, 2011, 03:43:07 PM
DAYUM DA BABY SIG  :nono2:
MS. LATHAN IS ABOUT TO MAKE ME QUIT THE POPEY'S LADY!  ;) ;D
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Capler on April 18, 2011, 04:13:32 PM
 :lmao: I swear, My sister had a baby doll that looked like that baby. That thing was about 6ft tall and the first thing she did was comb out all it's hair out. Next went the cloths and then the eyes. At that point my brother and I became afraid of it, and she would chase us with it. Oh God, I'm having nightmares just thinking about the horror.  :o
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: DRUMMA1 on April 18, 2011, 04:17:28 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Jaggrad on April 18, 2011, 05:26:45 PM
:lol:

J...Your Signature Got me in Tears!!!

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: How To Get Rid of Funky Feet...
Post by: Que82 on April 18, 2011, 05:37:42 PM
Baby praying ova da funky feet.  Casting out the funk demon.  :lmao: