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Title: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on January 30, 2011, 02:56:59 PM
Today in church, the secretary (male) had on a light purple suit with his hair permed out.

Today in church this lady walked in looking like heat Mizar with her hair sticking up.

Why haven't the  preacher change the policy come as you are? Because people are literally coming as they are.



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Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: MrSoul on January 30, 2011, 03:50:19 PM

Why haven't the  preacher change the policy come as you are? Because people are literally coming as they are.


 :shrug:  and risk turning away potential dollar bills? you know better  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: j1908 on January 30, 2011, 07:39:53 PM
True Dat :lol:






Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: GALFAMU on January 30, 2011, 08:10:21 PM
Drove the back roads of the county and the  snow-covereed sights looked like a postcard. Interesting that something so beautiful causes so much confusion.

How could the gym be so crowded today?  Shouldn't people be in church or watching sports?
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: ckbcksTU75 on January 30, 2011, 08:44:04 PM
Walked in my neighborhood yesterday, saw lots of bird nests; how does a bird decide in which tree to build a nest?  and how high up?
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: ckbcksTU75 on January 30, 2011, 08:45:23 PM
Why is it usually a white person sitting near you at a restaurant who decides to blow his/her nose loudly at the table!?
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: Que82 on January 30, 2011, 11:48:43 PM
Why is it usually a white person sitting near you at a restaurant who decides to blow his/her nose loudly at the table!?

Isn't that the grossest thing in the world. Makes you want to get up and slap the taste out of their mouth. :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: Que82 on January 30, 2011, 11:54:26 PM
Is this some Planet of the Apes stuff or what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrQf6cogMuI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kva_HlMk498&feature=channel


I bet the rest are saying "Sit down fool before they find out about us."
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: Jaggrad on January 31, 2011, 12:14:06 PM
Well Its Monday..However, on Sunday......

Why is this dude at Church Totally Bald on top... However, Has Braided up the sides and back of his head... :crazy: :shrug: :lol:

Why did the Sista put her hand inside her Blouse to fix her Brah.... during Alter Prayer??? :shrug: :popcorn:

Why did the "Ursha" Shout Louder than the regular members...??

Sitting in the Balcony has its Advantages.... :popcorn: :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: y04185 on January 31, 2011, 12:27:21 PM
why did the pastor call me out during the service.
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: 81alphaeagle on January 31, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
Why doesnt my pastor know when to shut the hell up?
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: Brother Tony on January 31, 2011, 12:32:04 PM
The Sea Bass @ P.F. Chang was really good yesterday.
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: j1908 on January 31, 2011, 01:05:50 PM
Church can be straight up comedy at times. :lol:

Why were people line up around the corner at the local BX here to get a copy of G.W. Bush book, so he can sign it on Wednesday?

I looked up and down that line to see if I saw Oldsport and his crew in line :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: Valley Girl on January 31, 2011, 01:25:38 PM
In the Youth Choir yesterday there were more boys than girls....that really makes me feel good.   Thank you God...those boys could have been anywhere else, but they came to church. :nod:

And they didn't make me wanna smack them upside the head in the choir stand....another blessing :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: Brother Tony on January 31, 2011, 02:20:05 PM
 >:( ANOTHER HOME BURGALRY IN MY 'HOOD!  :brickwall:
 ::) What shall i cook for dinner tonight  ::)
 :shrug: What shall I buy from the grocery Store,  to cook for dinner tonight  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: Brother Tony on January 31, 2011, 02:54:58 PM
How many NFL Players will get in trouble in Big Dallas for the Big Game? :tiptoe:
How many Strippers will get naked in Big Dallas for the Big Game?  :tiptoe:
Who will pay $2,950 for the worst seat in the Stadium (last row of the upper deck in the corner of the end zone)?  :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: Brother Tony on January 31, 2011, 03:00:28 PM
4,000 people will spend $200 to watch the game outside the stadium on a big screen TV.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: Que82 on January 31, 2011, 03:02:57 PM
In the Youth Choir yesterday there were more boys than girls....that really makes me feel good.   Thank you God...those boys could have been anywhere else, but they came to church. :nod:

And they didn't make me wanna smack them upside the head in the choir stand....another blessing :lol:

They may not come back though because.... "there were more boys than girls"

Just kidding  :lol:  That's great to hear.
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: Brother Tony on January 31, 2011, 03:03:37 PM
 :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: j1908 on January 31, 2011, 03:08:13 PM
Why did Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson asked to follow me on Twitter?
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: Brother Tony on January 31, 2011, 03:10:45 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: ‘87 Alum on January 31, 2011, 03:30:29 PM
Why did Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson asked to follow me on Twitter?

Can't wait to see your cameo on the Ocho Stinko Show..... :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: Brother Tony on January 31, 2011, 03:33:17 PM
 :nod: EATING BEANS!  :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: j1908 on January 31, 2011, 03:33:37 PM
And I will give a shout out to the  Onnidan crew :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: ‘87 Alum on January 31, 2011, 03:42:58 PM
:nod: EATING BEANS!  :tiptoe:

classic scene in Blazin' Saddles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs)

Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: j1908 on February 01, 2011, 08:49:43 AM
Why do people plan a party for someone in the office and tell you to contribute? ::)

If you are planning the party why not supply the goods?



Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: y04185 on February 01, 2011, 09:00:06 AM
Why do people plan a party for someone in the office and tell you to contribute? ::)

If you are planning the party why not supply the goods?





amen.
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: soflorattler on February 01, 2011, 09:07:00 AM
Why do people plan a party for someone in the office and tell you to contribute? ::)

If you are planning the party why not supply the goods?





Okay?  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 01, 2011, 09:43:19 AM
It's a pretty day in Foat Liqourdale  O0
Looking outside my window, wondering how long papa squirrel is gonna chase momma squirrel around/up/down the tree.
Title: Re: Sunday Randoms
Post by: Que82 on February 01, 2011, 10:11:03 AM
Why do people plan a party for someone in the office and tell you to contribute? ::)

If you are planning the party why not supply the goods?





Why they ask me to contribute to my bosses retirement party. They know I can't stand her.  ::)  I plan on being sick that day.  >:(
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 01, 2011, 10:17:25 AM
^^^That's what I'm saying. These people have a party  just to be having a party then send out a blast email asking you to contribute. H E double hockey sticks Naw. Just this morning they had a party for this lady  who became an American citizen. The fat secretary who is always complaining of being fat sent the email asking everyone to bring a dish. I'm like you thought about it, you bring the food. I sat right there with my smoothie why they ate tacos, cabbage, rolls and anything you can imagine this morning.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 01, 2011, 10:41:40 AM
 :o
OPEN UP DA WINDOWS RAT NOW!  :nod: FRESH AIR CIRCULATION WILL BE NEEDED!  :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: MrSoul on February 01, 2011, 11:52:02 AM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on February 01, 2011, 01:43:05 PM
A few years ago i was asked to sign a going away card for a supervisor everyone knew i couldn't stand.  it got quiet at work.  i told the guy bringing the card around no way in hell i would sign that card.  i told him he was a thorn in my side from day one.  the first friday after he was gone i brought a cake in for everyone that had the image of his nickname on it.  i couldn't do no wrong for a few months. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on February 01, 2011, 01:48:27 PM
Tacos and Cabbage?
(http://mytechworld.org/images/thinking.gif)
My stomach started bubbling just thinking about that.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 01, 2011, 03:24:57 PM
I know Q. Early in the d*m morning. And most of the women are fat.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on February 01, 2011, 03:45:26 PM
Why did my momma call me and inform me she fell going out the church on Sunday..........

Why did she say I didn't know your father could move that fast LOL.....

Why out of all the people in this world I could possibly work with I ended up with this crew  ::)

Why has my co-worker already went past working my last nerve but is on the reserve ones I was saving up for the NCCU game later this month.......

WHY WHY WHY did this young lady at the Honda Battle of the Bands have on a shirt that had to be 3 sizes to small with the back out looking like her twins camped out back there and then was ashy on top of it  :( :( I wanted to blame her home girl but she was just as bad with the multi colored weave and a shirt equally small and every time she got up mooned the entire row behind her.......
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on February 01, 2011, 07:28:28 PM
Why did my momma call me and inform me she fell going out the church on Sunday..........

Why did she say I didn't know your father could move that fast LOL.....

Why out of all the people in this world I could possibly work with I ended up with this crew  ::)

Why has my co-worker already went past working my last nerve but is on the reserve ones I was saving up for the NCCU game later this month.......

WHY WHY WHY did this young lady at the Honda Battle of the Bands have on a shirt that had to be 3 sizes to small with the back out looking like her twins camped out back there and then was ashy on top of it  :( :( I wanted to blame her homegirl but she was just as bad with the multi colered weave and a shirt equally small and everytime she got up mooned the entire row behind her.......

Hope she's okay
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on February 01, 2011, 07:34:26 PM
Why did my momma call me and inform me she fell going out the church on Sunday..........

Why did she say I didn't know your father could move that fast LOL.....

Why out of all the people in this world I could possibly work with I ended up with this crew  ::)

Why has my co-worker already went past working my last nerve but is on the reserve ones I was saving up for the NCCU game later this month.......

WHY WHY WHY did this young lady at the Honda Battle of the Bands have on a shirt that had to be 3 sizes to small with the back out looking like her twins camped out back there and then was ashy on top of it  :( :( I wanted to blame her homegirl but she was just as bad with the multi colered weave and a shirt equally small and everytime she got up mooned the entire row behind her.......

Hope she's okay

Thanks man she is doing just fine. That lady is tough......
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 01, 2011, 08:10:01 PM
Glad she is okay. And yes, your father is suppose to move that fast :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 01, 2011, 08:46:54 PM
I come to work in a good mood every morning, and remain pleasant--so why does my boss complain that I am too social?


Why do pale people think by saying, "you speak so well is a compliment?"

Why do some of my people want to snatch my Black card because I don't like anything connected to Tyler Perry, Steve Harvey and I have no interest in gettting acrylic nails or a weave or a relaxer?






 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: 81alphaeagle on February 01, 2011, 10:58:38 PM
Why did my momma call me and inform me she fell going out the church on Sunday..........

Why did she say I didn't know your father could move that fast LOL.....

Why out of all the people in this world I could possibly work with I ended up with this crew  ::)

Why has my co-worker already went past working my last nerve but is on the reserve ones I was saving up for the NCCU game later this month.......

WHY WHY WHY did this young lady at the Honda Battle of the Bands have on a shirt that had to be 3 sizes to small with the back out looking like her twins camped out back there and then was ashy on top of it  :( :( I wanted to blame her homegirl but she was just as bad with the multi colered weave and a shirt equally small and everytime she got up mooned the entire row behind her.......

Hope she's okay

Thanks man she is doing just fine. That lady is tough......
He was talking about the girl with the shirt 3 sizes too small. :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: soflorattler on February 01, 2011, 11:17:44 PM

...I don't like anything connected to Tyler Perry, Steve Harvey and I have no interest in getting acrylic nails or a weave or a relaxer?





  

Marry me... :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 02, 2011, 08:36:20 AM

...I don't like anything connected to Tyler Perry, Steve Harvey and I have no interest in getting acrylic nails or a weave or a relaxer?
 

Marry me... :nod:

That's sweet! :lol: Thanks but I pass!

I do NOT do relationships anymore!  :nono2: DONE! >:(

But you've a nice, good wife already! ;)

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 03, 2011, 09:39:22 AM
Can we have just ONE day at work without any upheaval and foolishness?

Why can't people leave their delsuions, bad moods and problems at the door when they come to work?

Why do people think becuase I am a single mom (who makes it look easy) think they can impose on me with their errands, children and problems?

Wo REALLY believes the Ground Hog shadow/no shadow myth?


Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: soflorattler on February 03, 2011, 11:17:02 AM
...they ate tacos, cabbage, rolls and anything you can imagine this morning.

Try going home early today. That is not a place you'll NOT want to be once that stuff makes it way through the digestive system...

 :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 03, 2011, 11:31:54 AM
Why was this FINE brother in my office this morning,  saying his soon to be ex -wife took all his money while deployed?

Why did he say he married her twice? :shrug:

Yall know he was in my office clowning :lol:

Why is it so d*m cold here?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 03, 2011, 11:54:18 AM
DAYUM I'M HUNGRY!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 03, 2011, 09:23:50 PM
Why was I reminiscing about Christmas with one of my boys and he said '  I went on top of the roof to wait for Santa Claus with a Polaroid camera'  Just ignant

Why did this lady walk into my daughter's hair salon dark as night, but had a baby looking like Wolf Blitzer???
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 04, 2011, 07:30:21 AM
Why did this lady walk into my daughter's hair salon dark as night, but had a baby looking like Wolf Blitzer???

Black folks' gene pool is amazing isn't it?


This morning, stopped for a family of deer crossing the road, and it was  a really cute moment.

I'm not interested in this year's Superbowl, doesn't mean I am from Mars! GET OVER IT!

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on February 04, 2011, 08:34:03 AM
why do folks ride around looking for a parking spot up close,,,,,at the gym?  Aren't they there to get a workout?  And the good Lord knows they are the ones who could stand to get a few more calories burned off as they inhale the final bites of their breakfast sammich from Mickey D's or Burger King

why do folks want to hold a full conversation during the middle of your workout?  don't they see my ipod earbuds?

why do some folks sport their workout belt and gloves pre and post workout like it's a badge of honor?  and why do these same folks grunt and groan like freaking cavemen back in the day....if it's that damn heavy, go down in weight and do more reps....

why do the most uncoordinated folks in the world use BOSU balls, try the TRX Gravity Training System and take Zumba classes?  that right there is well worth the monthly gym fees....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 04, 2011, 08:55:31 AM
why do folks want to hold a full conversation during the middle of your workout?  don't they see my ipod earbuds?

And then walk in front of you to get noticed.

Black folks' gene pool is amazing isn't it?

Have nothing to do with our gene pool. Now maybe the clear people gene pool but not ours. :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 04, 2011, 09:20:15 AM
Quote
Black folks' gene pool is amazing isn't it?

Have nothing to do with our gene pool. Now maybe the clear people gene pool but not ours.

HMMM. Just an example from my family...the recessive gene in action. :lol:

My grandmother was truly chocolate, my grandfather was brown-skinned and my aunt has  pale skin, red hair and green eyes just like any White person.


Why is my boss walking around, eating and dropping crumbs everywhere?

SIT DOWN!!!

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 06, 2011, 02:24:09 PM
Did one of yall punk me about 30 minutes ago???????

So, Mr. Kappa, kids and I decide to go to the mall after church. As we're leaving
our cars, walking to the entrance, a car stops in front of us and rolled the
windows down. We thought he was going to ask if we were about to pull out or
something. TELL ME WHY he proceeded to ask, "Yeah. Uh. Is the mall ovuh hyuh?" I
couldn't speak, I was so stunned. So, Mr. Kappa goes, "Yes, the mall is right behind
you." As if that wasn't enough, he proceeds to further ask, "Okay. So like, what
they got? They got clothes in thur?"

I looked around like, "Those DAYUM Onnidan Posters are punking me right now. I just
know they are." Again, FLOORED and stunned, I didn't utter a word. Mr. Kappa just
nodded his head.  The guy nodded his head in an appreciative manner, and kept it
moving.

Wow. Just.......wow..... *Blank Stare*

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on February 06, 2011, 02:55:27 PM
 ;D  you know it!   :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on February 06, 2011, 03:41:36 PM
why do white people think black people don't have an ez pass.  i get tired of white people trying to bogard the ez pass lane.  i have even had them point to the exact change lane.  i had one today lay on his horn because i would not move over to the exact or cash lane.  what the dumbass forgot was he can use his ez pass in any lane.  i got in front of him and when the paid light came on i reminded him he was number one.

why do people stay in the lane that is closed ahead for construction.  then expect you to let them in at the last minute.

why do people drive in the suicide lane and not pass anybody.  why do drivers from north carolina do this.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 06, 2011, 04:53:44 PM
Why do Bill O R have to be an a-- all the time?

Why does he keep trying to cut the Prez off?

If one more Kappa remind me that Tomlin is a Kappa, I'm going to take their canes and hit them in the d*m head.

Why does Pam Oliver and Gayle King look a like?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on February 06, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Did one of yall punk me about 30 minutes ago???????

So, Mr. Kappa, kids and I decide to go to the mall after church. As we're leaving
our cars, walking to the entrance, a car stops in front of us and rolled the
windows down. We thought he was going to ask if we were about to pull out or
something. TELL ME WHY he proceeded to ask, "Yeah. Uh. Is the mall ovuh hyuh?" I
couldn't speak, I was so stunned. So, Mr. Kappa goes, "Yes, the mall is right behind
you." As if that wasn't enough, he proceeds to further ask, "Okay. So like, what
they got? They got clothes in thur?"

I looked around like, "Those DAYUM Onnidan Posters are punking me right now. I just
know they are." Again, FLOORED and stunned, I didn't utter a word. Mr. Kappa just
nodded his head.  The guy nodded his head in an appreciative manner, and kept it
moving.

Wow. Just.......wow..... *Blank Stare*



I REALLY must make a trip to Clarksville, soon!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: soflorattler on February 06, 2011, 05:54:15 PM
Did one of yall punk me about 30 minutes ago???????

So, Mr. Kappa, kids and I decide to go to the mall after church. As we're leaving
our cars, walking to the entrance, a car stops in front of us and rolled the
windows down. We thought he was going to ask if we were about to pull out or
something. TELL ME WHY he proceeded to ask, "Yeah. Uh. Is the mall ovuh hyuh?" I
couldn't speak, I was so stunned. So, Mr. Kappa goes, "Yes, the mall is right behind
you." As if that wasn't enough, he proceeds to further ask, "Okay. So like, what
they got? They got clothes in thur?"

I looked around like, "Those DAYUM Onnidan Posters are punking me right now. I just
know they are." Again, FLOORED and stunned, I didn't utter a word. Mr. Kappa just
nodded his head.  The guy nodded his head in an appreciative manner, and kept it
moving.

Wow. Just.......wow..... *Blank Stare*



Umm... sometimes, folks will do that sizing you up right before they try to rob you. Be careful of people asking obviously stupid questions in a setting like that...
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 07, 2011, 09:23:47 AM
Exactly soflo. Gotta be VERY careful more than ever. :nod:

That is one of the oldest tricks out there..right along with the pedophile asking kids to "help me find my dog."


Those silly questions are allowing them to decide if they can take you.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on February 07, 2011, 11:26:18 AM
Exactly soflo. Gotta be VERY careful more than ever. :nod:

That is one of the oldest tricks out there..right along with the pedophile asking kids to "help me find my dog."


Those silly questions are allowing them to decide if they can take you.

also, that guy is used to distract you so someone else can rob or mug you. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on February 07, 2011, 11:30:41 AM
Umm... sometimes, folks will do that sizing you up right before they try to rob you. Be careful of people asking obviously stupid questions in a setting like that...

 :nod:  You got that right....when all else fails, ignore em [while keeping ya eye on em] and keep it moving.

I'm leaving from the parking garage one day on my way to work. Young buck [in trench coat] asks me "where's the closest ATM"  [we are basically in the alley behind the court building] and I tell him [as I continue walking cause JT don't stop for NOOOOOoobody] "Go up to the street and make a left and..." then this clown interrupts me with "WHY COME I CAN'T GO RIGHT?" and at that point I tell him "go whatever f--king way you wanna go man" and I scoot on inside the building. 

I knew it was some bullshiggery and smelled it before he even approached me.  I don't fool with em cause I will have to kill somebody 2 times out here trying to run the okey doke on me.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on February 07, 2011, 11:40:42 AM
Brig Gen 007....Quoting Shaggy....It wasn't me!!

Speaking of chance encounters with folks in cars, why was this older man sitting in his car with the window down the other day trying in vain to get out.  He called out to me and asked if I could help him get out of his car, as his door was stuck.  Dude is about 70 or so, frail and was obviously struggling to get out.  I asked if his door was locked and he said no.  I asked to unlock it and try it again, voila, the door opened.  I was not coming within a few feet of him anyway but was glad to assist the older gent as it was a balmy 24 degrees that day and it was colder than hades when that wind was blowing....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 07, 2011, 11:45:19 AM
Brig Gen 007....Quoting Shaggy....It wasn't me!!

Speaking of chance encounters with folks in cars, why was this older man sitting in his car with the window down the other day trying in vain to get out.  He called out to me and asked if I could help him get out of his car, as his door was stuck.  Dude is about 70 or so, frail and was obviously struggling to get out.  I asked if his door was locked and he said no.  I asked to unlock it and try it again, voila, the door opened.  I was not coming within a few feet of him anyway but was glad to assist the older gent as it was a balmy 24 degrees that day and it was colder than hades when that wind was blowing....

Why are older folks so goofey? My mom sat on her remote control and for the life of her couldn't get her channels back :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on February 07, 2011, 11:56:24 AM
The Color Purple was on PBS last night....why did my grandma call me to ask me if they had remade the movie?  When I told her no, she proceeded to tell me that yes they did because the clothes were different and Whoopi Goldburg was younger in the first movie....I told her that was the same movie from 1985 and she told me "it might be, but I saw the movie before 1985"   :brickwall: :brickwall: (the movie didn't come out until then).  Finally I just said, "ok, whatever you say".

Why did she call me BACK and 1:00 AM IN THE MORNING to explain to me FURTHER why that wasn't the same movie... :brickwall:

Anybody else might have gotten the business, but I just said "ok, you're right...goodnight"

Gotta love her...
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 07, 2011, 12:00:16 PM
^^^I told yall :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on February 07, 2011, 01:00:12 PM
LMAO :lmao: you all going to leave the golden oldies alone.......

I went to visit my grandfather in Richmond a few months back he had come down to stay with my uncle from Newark, NJ. He is getting on up in age and is as stubborn as 3 old mules but I love him to death.......

He started up around 9:00pm about a microwave and wanted to know did his Cousin Ernestine need one....Mind you she lives in SC I live in Charlotte and he in Jersey....I said no sir I'm pretty sure she has one by now......He said how you know ***blank stare**** I said well I don't know but she hadn't called asking for one......So he moves from her to Flossie Mae well do you think she needs one.....***Granddaddy NO I'm sure Flossie has a microwave.....Again how you know she don't need one.....***looking lost again*****well granddaddy she hadn't called about one either...So by now that was my hint that it was time for bed... So I go lay down...It is now 2:00am and he wakes up calling my name b/c I was the only one downstairs.. I jump up thinking something wrong WHY did he ask bout that microwave again and had the nerve to tell me to call Ernestine to see if she needed one.....I said Granddady whatever Ernestine has to warm up I'm pretty sure it can wait until in the morning....He got mad and told me not to "sass" him and wanted his belt so he could in his words "tan your tail" LMAO as mad as I was about waking up @ 2 in the morning about a microwave and on the verge of getting an old school spanking I couldn't do nothing but laugh and tell him I love him........
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 07, 2011, 01:06:48 PM
 :lmao: :lmao: Whew Aggie you and VG are killing me. Elderly people you got to love them.

Why does this old guy at the gym, have on a long gold necklace and sits and stares at my girls? When I move he move. Just Nasty and Goofey.

Why is it snowing outside and the weatherman called for rain all day? WTH
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Maroon and Gray on February 07, 2011, 01:12:47 PM
why do folks ride around looking for a parking spot up close,,,,,at the gym?  Aren't they there to get a workout?  

...cause I want to leave there as SOOOOOON as possible.  Don't want to be there anyway.  I park in outter Mongolia at work for that extra calorie burn.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 07, 2011, 03:53:31 PM
Why is it snowing really hard here?

Why haven't they closed the post? I've called all my patients and rescheduled.

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on February 08, 2011, 08:19:55 AM
Why did my youngest twin almost make me rupture my spleen when she asked why did the man in front of us have an ear-fro......

My grill broke and I started  :lmao:.  I have no clue where that girl comes up with that stuff...earfro...but that dude did have some major follicles protruding from them listeners affixed to the side of his dome.....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on February 08, 2011, 08:52:23 AM
^^^I told yall :lol:

Remember karma, your daughter will be saying the same about you one day. :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 08, 2011, 09:10:41 AM
^^^Shut up :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on February 08, 2011, 09:14:24 AM
Why am I sitting here watching telemundo????


Now I see why Sanford found his soul mate in South America.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 08, 2011, 11:40:12 AM
Chick-Fil-A wants me to stop by.  ;)
Where is the Popeye's Lady commercial's? Did she get fired.  :'(
Why are the black ladies in the Office oogling over that dayum Ole Spice Man again?  :shrug:
It's Salad Week in the Office....i'm hauling a--zz out of here.  :tiptoe:
Daughter wants Stewed Chicken for Dinner.  ::)
Son wants rice and gravy for Dinner.  ::) ::)
It's 68 Degrees outside.  ;D
How many times a year does Dr. Capler go to Church?  :o
Why does my office sound like 1 long a--zz Telemundo commercial?  :brickwall:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 08, 2011, 04:51:28 PM
Why did it take 2 hrs to have a ID card made?

Why it was my oldest daughter 3rd ID card?

Why did this black lady and her kids sit by me and there was a whole open section on the other side?

Why was the little girl bad a-- L?

Why did Gaby tell me, while putting on my sports bra my girls look like two big butt cheeks? Just silly :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 09, 2011, 10:39:08 AM
Saw the sun rising over the water near my house, had to stop to take in the sight. BEAUTIFUL!!!!


Why did my  Stink-a-Butt co-worker get an attitude when I asked  my boss for his  cell number and she rolls off the number like she's been calling it regularly?  HMMM?

The Khloe Kardashian/Lamar Odom television perfume ad looks like two ugly men cavorting and cuddling.... ICK!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 09, 2011, 10:44:25 AM
Why did my oldest brother have a reaction to new Blood Pressure Medicine....his lips blew up like Bozo Da Clown.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 09, 2011, 11:14:45 AM
^^^^ I bet your silly behind couldn't stop laughing :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on February 09, 2011, 11:25:57 AM
I wish I was back at A&T. They close school over a threat of Ice. Here at Murray, they won't close school when it's snowing 6+ inches, a foot in some areas.

And I hate it when people from the North say that "this snow is nothing!" Man wgas! Close the damn school already! Y'all know people in Kentucky/Tennessee can't drive in the snow!

And it is supposed to snow again today.  :brickwall:

Why did I ever leave Southern Cali?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 09, 2011, 11:33:10 AM
REPORT CARDS COME HOME TODAY  :tiptoe:
....LET US PRAY!  :bow:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 09, 2011, 02:13:09 PM
I wish I was back at A&T. They close school over a threat of Ice. Here at Murray, they won't close school when it's snowing 6+ inches, a foot in some areas.

And I hate it when people from the North say that "this snow is nothing!" Man wgas! Close the damn school already! Y'all know people in Kentucky/Tennessee can't drive in the snow!

And it is supposed to snow again today.  :brickwall:

Why did I ever leave Southern Cali?

You got that right. I went out for lunch to get gas and it took me 2hrs to get back to work.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on February 09, 2011, 03:12:04 PM
Why did it take 2 hrs to have a ID card made?

Why it was my oldest daughter 3rd ID card?

Why did this black lady and her kids sit by me and there was a whole open section on the other side?

Why was the little girl bad a-- L?

Why did Gaby tell me, while putting on my sports bra my girls look like two big butt cheeks? Just silly :lol:

????
J, you must really have some tig ole bitties. :thefan:
corner <----------------------------------------------------------------- :tiptoe:

Snow tomorrow and 60's Friday - Monday ????
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 09, 2011, 03:23:11 PM
WAIT UP!
"BIG OLE BOSOM'S"
<======== :tiptoe:
74 Degrees on da Beach, Partly Coudy  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 09, 2011, 04:12:18 PM
It is supposed to snow tonight--does that mean madness on the highways and in the stores? AGAIN?!


People are STILL critiquing Michelle O.  every  time she steps out. WHY?!


I'll be glad when the Kardashians 15 minutes expire.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 09, 2011, 04:45:59 PM
Why did it take 2 hrs to have a ID card made?

Why it was my oldest daughter 3rd ID card?

Why did this black lady and her kids sit by me and there was a whole open section on the other side?

Why was the little girl bad a-- L?

Why did Gaby tell me, while putting on my sports bra my girls look like two big butt cheeks? Just silly :lol:

????
J, you must really have some tig ole bitties. :thefan:
corner <----------------------------------------------------------------- :tiptoe:

Snow tomorrow and 60's Friday - Monday ????

Q you and BT------------------------------------------> Make sure you stay there. Lets just say they serve their purpose ;)

I'll be glad when the Kardashians 15 minutes expire.

 :bow: They irk the L out of me. Did you hear Prince threw Kim off stage? Because she was acting shy and wouldn't dance with him. Like she never danced in front of men before.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 09, 2011, 04:53:52 PM
[Did you hear Prince threw Kim off stage? Because she was acting shy and wouldn't dance with him. Like she never danced in front of men before.

Yep. I saw the video.

I figure the reason KK wasn't dancing is she hasn't figured out how to move 15 pounds of fake booty.

If it  was real...well you can figure out the rest....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: soflorattler on February 09, 2011, 05:10:04 PM

Why did my  Stink-a-Butt co-worker get an attitude when I asked  my boss for his  cell number and she rolls off the number like she's been calling it regularly?  HMMM?

Eww!!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: soflorattler on February 09, 2011, 05:12:14 PM
Why did it take 2 hrs to have a ID card made?

Why it was my oldest daughter 3rd ID card?

Why did this black lady and her kids sit by me and there was a whole open section on the other side?

Why was the little girl bad a-- L?

Why did Gaby tell me, while putting on my sports bra my girls look like two big butt cheeks? Just silly :lol:

????
J, you must really have some tig ole bitties. :thefan:
corner <----------------------------------------------------------------- :tiptoe:


Was gonna ask for pics, but....  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on February 09, 2011, 05:52:12 PM
Why did it take 2 hrs to have a ID card made?

Why it was my oldest daughter 3rd ID card?

Why did this black lady and her kids sit by me and there was a whole open section on the other side?

Why was the little girl bad a-- L?

Why did Gaby tell me, while putting on my sports bra my girls look like two big butt cheeks? Just silly :lol:

????
J, you must really have some tig ole bitties. :thefan:
corner <----------------------------------------------------------------- :tiptoe:

Snow tomorrow and 60's Friday - Monday ????

Q you and BT------------------------------------------> Make sure you stay there. Lets just say they serve their purpose ;)

I'll be glad when the Kardashians 15 minutes expire.

 :bow: They irk the L out of me. Did you hear Prince threw Kim off stage? Because she was acting shy and wouldn't dance with him. Like she never danced in front of men before.

Maybe not with clothes on.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on February 09, 2011, 06:03:56 PM
It is supposed to snow tonight--does that mean madness on the highways and in the stores? AGAIN?!


People are STILL critiquing Michelle O.  every  time she steps out. WHY?!


I'll be glad when the Kardashians 15 minutes expire.

I was critiquing her also, her lucious, sexy, good looking, intelligent, long legged.... oh excuse me I was having a moment.  The only thing she was missing was her girls didn't look like "two big butt cheeks."

corner again <--------------------------- :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 09, 2011, 06:18:55 PM
Why did it take 2 hrs to have a ID card made?

Why it was my oldest daughter 3rd ID card?

Why did this black lady and her kids sit by me and there was a whole open section on the other side?

Why was the little girl bad a-- L?

Why did Gaby tell me, while putting on my sports bra my girls look like two big butt cheeks? Just silly :lol:

????
J, you must really have some tig ole bitties. :thefan:
corner <----------------------------------------------------------------- :tiptoe:

Snow tomorrow and 60's Friday - Monday ????

Q you and BT------------------------------------------> Make sure you stay there. Lets just say they serve their purpose ;)

I'll be glad when the Kardashians 15 minutes expire.

 :bow: They irk the L out of me. Did you hear Prince threw Kim off stage? Because she was acting shy and wouldn't dance with him. Like she never danced in front of men before.

Maybe not with clothes on.  :shrug:
That's why she froze. She forgot she was in front of an audience not at Prince home :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on February 10, 2011, 09:57:57 AM
How bout I was informed that I would have to take five more days of unpaid furlough before July 1st; another ten after and I should be glad because its saving jobs.  >:(  Some of those dayum jobs don't need saving, like the ones at HQ who already have 40 years sitting on their a--es doing nothing but keeping new blood from moving up. Freakin Republicans.  ::) I can't wait till October.  :no:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jaggrad on February 10, 2011, 01:15:45 PM
Okay so I realize it's pretty cold (For Us) in Houston, TX.... But  Urrrraaahhh :crazy:

When is it Ever okay to wear a "Snuggie" to Wal-mart?????

Is Afro Puffs back in Style????? O0

The foolishness One sees at Wal-Mart!!!! :crazy:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on February 10, 2011, 01:16:37 PM
When is it Ever okay to wear a "Snuggie" to Wal-mart?????

PLEASE tell me you're lying...

Damn :no:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 10, 2011, 01:22:14 PM
When is it Ever okay to wear a "Snuggie" to Wal-mart??

That's why I don't frequent that establisment :lol: But, wait If folks here in Clarksville can wear pajamas every d*m well. Surely a Snuggie can be worn at Wally World.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on February 10, 2011, 01:24:46 PM
I wonder if they wore it as a Snuggie or if they tried to pass it off as a coat?

I wonder which one is worse?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 10, 2011, 01:36:33 PM
I wonder if they wore it as a Snuggie or if they tried to pass it off as a coat?

I wonder which one is worse?  :lmao:

Hmmmmmmmmmm. I would say a coat for 1,000 Alex.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jaggrad on February 10, 2011, 01:39:09 PM
Im personally working on my facial expressions..... Cause I Looked at them Both Like this...

(http://www.frombearcreek.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/WTF.jpg)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 10, 2011, 01:42:52 PM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on February 10, 2011, 03:08:25 PM

When is it Ever okay to wear a "Snuggie" to Wal-mart?????

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/nitr/msgraphics/9be40cee5b0eee1462c82c6964087ff9.gif)

PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE KIDDING?  :shrug:


Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 10, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
Okay so I realize it's pretty cold (For Us) in Houston, TX.... But  Urrrraaahhh :crazy:

When is it Ever okay to wear a "Snuggie" to Wal-mart?????


Snuggies are freakishly disturbing. It just doesn't look right.

Wal-Mart. I don't do that store at ALL! ICK!


Quote
Afro Puffs back in Style??

Only if the child is seven years  or  younger. But that's me.

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on February 10, 2011, 03:19:54 PM
hot damn...you miss a day and you miss alot on Onnidan....two butt cheeks....okay...I'm thru riiiiiiiiiiiiight now....i'm hyperventilating after that one....i've never heard anyone reference tatas as butt cheeks before....

as was once heard sung on Hee Haw.....blues, despair and agony on me.....woooah....if it wasn't for bad luck, i'd have no luck at all.  blues, despair and agony on me.....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on February 10, 2011, 03:33:12 PM
even worse are the Snuggie commercials. I see that poor little dog looking like he is thinking WHY DID THEY PUT THIS CRAP ON ME?  And its the first time in a long time that I was embarassed for white people in a commercial.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jaggrad on February 10, 2011, 03:42:35 PM

When is it Ever okay to wear a "Snuggie" to Wal-mart?????

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/nitr/msgraphics/9be40cee5b0eee1462c82c6964087ff9.gif)

PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE KIDDING?  :shrug:




Nah Jay...Im Serious Mane!!!!!   :no: :lol:

Snuggie and Afro Puffs.. On the Same Day... In the Same Store.... :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 10, 2011, 04:06:23 PM
hot damn...you miss a day and you miss alot on Onnidan....two butt cheeks....okay...I'm thru riiiiiiiiiiiiight now....i'm hyperventilating after that one....i've never heard anyone reference tatas as butt cheeks before....

as was once heard sung on Hee Haw.....blues, despair and agony on me.....woooah....if it wasn't for bad luck, i'd have no luck at all.  blues, despair and agony on me.....

I couldn't stop laughing when she said it. My kids are silly. My 18 y/o wanted to play hide and seek the other day, with Gaby and I.  Go figure.

Why is it 10 degrees outside?

Why did I have to leave my car outside last night, because It wouldn't make it up the driveway?

Why were my silly kids outside with a broom and shovel trying to shovel the snow?

Why do I need a vacation?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on February 10, 2011, 04:49:14 PM
Well I happen to like my Snuggie.....it is warm and convenient. Can read and/or watch TV without having to pulley arms from under the covers.

I just have sense enough not to wear it outdoors though...damn :no:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Lonewolf on February 10, 2011, 10:53:12 PM
Man, how did I this. They in here talking about J`s tig ole biggies. Now J, you know I am over here in Asia and there are very few of them here. Why ? Now, I got to go out in the snow and see if I can find some LOL!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 11, 2011, 08:43:22 AM
Man, how did I this. They in here talking about J`s tig ole biggies. Now J, you know I am over here in Asia and there are very few of them here. Why ? Now, I got to go out in the snow and see if I can find some LOL!!!!!!


 :lol: You know the mention  of any part of the anatomy some posters will take it left field :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 11, 2011, 08:54:18 AM
ITZ FRIDAY....CAN I COME OUT OF THE CORNER NOW?  :shrug: :( :bow:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 11, 2011, 09:22:19 AM
You can come out of the corner now :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on February 11, 2011, 10:17:31 AM
You can come out of the corner now :lol:


But I'll be by myself  :'(
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: FunCkMaster on February 11, 2011, 10:23:43 AM
even worse are the Snuggie commercials. I see that poor little dog looking like he is thinking WHY DID THEY PUT THIS CRAP ON ME?  And its the first time in a long time that I was embarassed for white people in a commercial.  :lol:

 :lol:

How bout that one commercial when the dude is trying to dance.."Pushin' it up" or something... :lol:

Has to be one of the top 3 corniest commercials in TV history.... :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 11, 2011, 10:24:53 AM
You can come out of the corner now :lol:


But I'll be by myself  :'(

No need to come out, because you're going right back :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on February 11, 2011, 10:26:39 AM
You can come out of the corner now :lol:


But I'll be by myself  :'(

I was just about to say J....you keep talking about Priests like that you're gonna stay over there  :lol:

Don't worry, Brother T will be back in about 2.5 seconds...I'll send some food  and another blanket back with him...and if he eats your dinner I give you permission to whip his a-- ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 11, 2011, 10:30:46 AM
 :lol:
I have on a red shirt..."why come" the stupid biatch engineer from south america say to me, "Valentine's Day is Monday".  >:( :shrug: :no:

Why did my Clerical Assistant say to me, "No Cussin' on Pay Day"? >:( :tiptoe:

Why am i ready to sign out for the day?  :nod: :clap: ;D

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 11, 2011, 10:32:24 AM
I've lost a few more pounds....my man boobs are shrinking!  :nod: :clap: :bow:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on February 11, 2011, 10:33:23 AM
You can come out of the corner now :lol:


But I'll be by myself  :'(

I was just about to say J....you keep talking about Priests like that :lol:

Don't worry, Brother T will be back in about 2.5 seconds...I'll send some food  and another blanket back with him...and if he eats your dinner I give your permission to whip his a-- ;D

I want a snuggie.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 11, 2011, 10:40:34 AM
Trying to visualize the Fashionetta from da Foat....walking around the house....with 6 inch mile high heels on....and a dayum snuggie!  ::) :crazy:...talking 'bout..."MY TOES COLD"!  :shrug:
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on February 11, 2011, 10:43:23 AM
Trying to visualize the Fashionetta from da Foat....walking around the house....with 6 inch mile high heels on....and a dayum snuggie!  ::) :crazy:...talking 'bout..."MY TOES COLD"!  :shrug:
 :lmao:

 :lmao:

Hummmmm

 (http://www.blogcdn.com/shopping.aol.com/articles/media/2009/10/the-snuggie---red.jpg) + (http://www.sensualfitters.com/imagemagic.php?img=images/KISS-201F.jpg&w=250&h=250&page=prod_info) = VG
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on February 11, 2011, 10:47:15 AM
See what I'm talking about  :lmao:

Take your little man boobs and your a-- back over =================>

And take this for Que with his crazy self.....

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTB6YX7_Mqu6kwyE6U80YhA2eXU9hX4LopAtRZS_5FyLs-_TFxa&t=1)

(http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=/productImages/_437000%2Fff_437144_xl.jpg&w=400)

And hush up.....it's the only purple and gold one I could find...if you didn't stay in the corner so much you could go get your own
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on February 11, 2011, 10:52:09 AM
See what I'm talking about  :lmao:

Take your little man boobs and your a-- back over =================>

And take this for Que with his crazy self.....

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTB6YX7_Mqu6kwyE6U80YhA2eXU9hX4LopAtRZS_5FyLs-_TFxa&t=1)

(http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=/productImages/_437000%2Fff_437144_xl.jpg&w=400)

And hush up.....it's the only purple and gold one I could find...if you didn't stay in the corner so much you could go get your own

That'll do

5 more days of furlough and three more people in my area have declared retirement.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on February 11, 2011, 10:53:25 AM
 ;D   Okay, you know y'all have OFFICIALLY....SHOWED OUT today and it ain't even noon yet.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on February 11, 2011, 10:55:17 AM
When is it Ever okay to wear a "Snuggie" to Wal-mart??

That's why I don't frequent that establisment :lol: But, wait If folks here in Clarksville can wear pajamas every d*m well. Surely a Snuggie can be worn at Wally World.

 I REALLY need to take a trip to Clarksville, with a Camera.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 11, 2011, 11:58:47 AM
When is it Ever okay to wear a "Snuggie" to Wal-mart??

That's why I don't frequent that establisment :lol: But, wait If folks here in Clarksville can wear pajamas every d*m well. Surely a Snuggie can be worn at Wally World.

 I REALLY need to take a trip to Clarksville, with a Camera.  :lmao:

You want be dissapointed. Straight Comedy.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jaggrad on February 11, 2011, 12:33:20 PM
Church Anniversary is Sunday....... They Bout to SHOW OWT in there....

Memo to self... To there Early.... I gotta make sure I can see.... LMBO!!!
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on February 11, 2011, 12:53:00 PM
Trying to visualize the Fashionetta from da Foat....walking around the house....with 6 inch mile high heels on....and a dayum snuggie!  ::) :crazy:...talking 'bout..."MY TOES COLD"!  :shrug:
 :lmao:

Oh hell to da naw...... :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on February 11, 2011, 01:25:11 PM
System went out for a while so decided to walk outside for a breath of fresh air....wondering why the "clear" lady with an extra blessing of hips was determined to sit on the LITTLE bench with the "other" clear lady whose blessings were just as big as hers only  to tilt the thing over and have both of them end up on the ground........ :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 11, 2011, 01:41:07 PM
System went out for a while so decided to walk outside for a breath of fresh air....wondering why the "clear" lady with an extra blessing of hips was determined to sit on the LITTLE bench with the "other" clear lady whose blessings were just as big as hers only  to tilt the thing over and have both of them end up on the ground........ :shrug:

 :lol: I would have been on the FLO :lol:

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 11, 2011, 01:43:15 PM
Why was this clear solider in my office crying like a B*tch talking about I love her with all my heart, after command gave him a no contact order.

Why was he 27?  TRAGIC
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on February 11, 2011, 01:47:14 PM
Why was this clear solider in my office crying like a B*tch talking about I love her with all my heart, after command gave him a no contact order.

Why was he 27?  TRAGIC

This sounds like a news story waiting to happen.......
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on February 11, 2011, 01:53:42 PM
Why am I sitting here like seriously wanting to roadtrip somewhere this weekend like my a-- is still in college.......

Why did my dad call saying he is going to "roadtrip" to Charlotte this evening but with him it is like flipping a coin you just never know and in turn is holding me up from possibly making plans to roadtrip myself......

Why is momma pissed at daddy for not sitting down & planning a roadtrip to Charlotte instead of him just telling her he's going and then asking if she wants to go  :shrug:

Where is a brother or sister when you need them the joys of being an only child LOL
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 11, 2011, 01:56:53 PM
Why was this clear solider in my office crying like a B*tch talking about I love her with all my heart, after command gave him a no contact order.

Why was he 27?  TRAGIC

This sounds like a news story waiting to happen.......

That's why I document, document and document so more. This guy divorced his 1st wife because she gained weight. He's  an E-4 and his current girlfriend is an E-5.  In my office crying like he shares a jail cell with Six Nine.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on February 11, 2011, 02:02:54 PM
Why was this clear solider in my office crying like a B*tch talking about I love her with all my heart, after command gave him a no contact order.

Why was he 27?  TRAGIC

This sounds like a news story waiting to happen.......

That's why I document, document and document so more. This guy divorced his 1st wife because she gained weight. He's  an E-4 and his current girlfriend is an E-5.  In my office crying like he shares a jail cell with Six Nine.


Yeah he sounds like a "special case".........
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 11, 2011, 02:37:43 PM
Speaking of Road Trips...
I can't wait until Spring Break when my 2 catch the amtrak to da Country of South Carolina.  :nod:
ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAADDDDDD TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPP....OR BOOOOOOAAAAAATTT TRIIIIIIIP!
 :clap: :bow: :clap: :bow:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on February 11, 2011, 02:47:43 PM
why was this smoking '85 ford tempo with north carolina plates driving 40 mph on u.s. 360 in the fast lane.

why was he looking at everyone passing his slow a-- like they were driving wrong.

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 11, 2011, 02:50:36 PM
Speaking of Road Trips...
I can't wait until Spring Break when my 2 catch the amtrak to da Country of South Carolina.  :nod:
ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAADDDDDD TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPP....OR BOOOOOOAAAAAATTT TRIIIIIIIP!
 :clap: :bow: :clap: :bow:

Don't you love it when they go on roadtrips?!  Love my kid--but sometimes I need a BREAK!!!!

It is 50 degrees today and people are LOSING their minds!!!! The pale people will  be sunning themselves if this lasts past today! :lol:

WHY? WHY? are the Girl Scout moms from the other troops so doggone competitive?  SHEESH! Give it a rest!


 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: eagle pride on February 11, 2011, 02:57:36 PM
Why does my neighbor have a goat?  Is this the new pet for black people? :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on February 11, 2011, 02:58:17 PM
Why does my neighbor have a goat?  Is this the new pet for black people? :shrug:

maybe he's too lazy to cut grass.   :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 11, 2011, 03:15:40 PM
Getting him ready for Slaughter?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on February 11, 2011, 03:32:42 PM
Getting him ready for Slaughter?

DUMB QUESTION OF THE DAY!!!!

And what exactly are they going to do with that goat AFTER they slaughter if?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 11, 2011, 03:35:21 PM
Getting him ready for Slaughter?

DUMB QUESTION OF THE DAY!!!!

And what exactly are they going to do with that goat AFTER they slaughter if?

You don't even want to know!!!!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 11, 2011, 03:37:30 PM
 :read:
Make Manish Water Soup by boiling the intestines and other unwanted parts.
Take the Ribs and put them on a grill. Add your favorite BBQ Sauce.
Cut up the other wanted parts and make Allllllbiny State Stewed Goat, Curry Goat, ect.
 :shrug: ;) ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on February 11, 2011, 03:41:08 PM
:read:
Make Manish Water Soup by boiling the intestines and other unwanted parts.
Take the Ribs and put them on a grill. Add your favorite BBQ Sauce.
Cut up the other wanted parts and make Allllllbiny State Stewed Goat, Curry Goat, ect.
 :shrug: ;) ;D

I was afraid it was going to have something to do with cooking & eating it...  :( :( :(
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 11, 2011, 03:42:32 PM
HEY.....THAT "MANISH WATER" SOUP WORKS  ;) ;D :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on February 11, 2011, 04:48:13 PM
Why does my neighbor have a goat?  Is this the new pet for black people? :shrug:

Maybe this person is a Devil Worshiper?  :crazy:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jaggrad on February 11, 2011, 05:09:16 PM
Aint NO dayum way You dont know Your Breath Smell That Bad.......... I will NOT Believe it... Nope!!!! :no:

(http://www.stopbadbreath.co.uk/images/bad_breath.jpg)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on February 11, 2011, 06:06:23 PM
mrs. y had a surgical procedure yesterday.  now that the drugs have worn off she is the patient from hell.

she has this red bell and has been ringing the hell out of it. 

why did the dealer finish the work on my pickup early so i could take care of my wife.  he knew i showed up 30 minutes early for a reason.

there's that dam bell again.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 11, 2011, 06:45:42 PM
A friend was just clowning me about today when I met a man who said he is an unofficial AKA.
While in Nashville at a children's book fair, I had on an AKA hoodie. This old, Black man comes up to my friend and said "What's the colors of the Deltas the best sorority around?" My friend just gave dude a *blank stare*. I told that old man that he was looking at the colors of the best sorority around.
Then this crackhead said "You know, I'm a AKA too. I'm unofficial." Then he started naming some sorors from around Nashville that he does college tours with. He asked me if I knew them. I replied no.
This N-word then said "You need to pay your dues and go to meetings so you can know your sorors".  Then my friend stepped in, pissed and told that man where I'm active is none of his business. He then asked that old man where he went to college that men claim AKA. The man never went. He asked my friend if he was in "anything".Friend replied that he's a member of Omega Psi Phi. Then the man was like "The Que dogs? I'm leaving you alone cuz ya'll crazy!"
How's a non-college educated male AKA wanna be gonna tell me about MY dues?
Getting mad all over again...
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on February 11, 2011, 07:14:39 PM
general, just write the check.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on February 11, 2011, 07:39:47 PM
A friend was just clowning me about today when I met a man who said he is an unofficial AKA.
While in Nashville at a children's book fair, I had on an AKA hoodie. This old, Black man comes up to my friend and said "What's the colors of the Deltas the best sorority around?" My friend just gave dude a *blank stare*. I told that old man that he was looking at the colors of the best sorority around.
Then this crackhead said "You know, I'm a AKA too. I'm unofficial." Then he started naming some sorors from around Nashville that he does college tours with. He asked me if I knew them. I replied no.
This N-word then said "You need to pay your dues and go to meetings so you can know your sorors".  Then my friend stepped in, pissed and told that man where I'm active is none of his business. He then asked that old man where he went to college that men claim AKA. The man never went. He asked my friend if he was in "anything".Friend replied that he's a member of Omega Psi Phi. Then the man was like "The Que dogs? I'm leaving you alone cuz ya'll crazy!"
How's a non-college educated male AKA wanna be gonna tell me about MY dues?
Getting mad all over again...


WTH????

Now why da ell did yo soror call us crazy?  :thefan:
 
:tiptoe:
corner
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on February 11, 2011, 09:27:40 PM
Only in Clarksville J... Only in Clarksville.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on February 11, 2011, 10:07:56 PM
Why oh why did someone tell me that they are post-op and have a fully functional V now?

I can not deal with this tonight. I got the LSAT in the morning!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 15, 2011, 01:30:08 PM
Why did my youngest daughter say : Where am I going to be when Bri goes to her campus visit? I said " I'm leaving you at home". She was like no you're not " I'm precious, Bri is the hardhead one :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Bison 4 Life on February 15, 2011, 01:40:46 PM
Why do video vixens,porn stars and other sexual beings post long quotes on Facebook from Mark Twain and other literary giants like they're deep and well read?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 15, 2011, 02:29:36 PM
Why do video vixens,porn stars and other sexual beings post long quotes on Facebook from Mark Twain and other literary giants like they're deep and well read?

I know right. With a px with all their goods out :no:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on February 15, 2011, 02:31:10 PM
Why do video vixens,porn stars and other sexual beings post long quotes on Facebook from Mark Twain and other literary giants like they're deep and well read?

do you really think the porn stars, video vixens, and other sexual beings on this board will answer that question.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Golden Kitten on February 15, 2011, 03:35:08 PM
Why oh why did someone tell me that they are post-op and have a fully functional V now?

I can not deal with this tonight. I got the LSAT in the morning!  :lmao:

Pardon? ???

You need to hurry up and get out of Kentucky...go on and ace the test so you can rush away from there... :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on February 15, 2011, 08:08:39 PM
Why oh why did someone tell me that they are post-op and have a fully functional V now?

I can not deal with this tonight. I got the LSAT in the morning!  :lmao:

Pardon? ???

You need to hurry up and get out of Kentucky...go on and ace the test so you can rush away from there... :nod:

Oh no... This person isn't in KY. This is a well known person over on MFZ in North Carolina.  :tiptoe: gr8ness knows who I am talkin about.  :lmao:

If you go over there, you will see that this person is attempting to host a "mixer" during the MEAC Tourney.

I will have no part of that.  :thefan:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 16, 2011, 02:11:47 PM
WOW! Chivalry is NOT dead! :lol:  I was trying to get a cab today and a guy flagged a one for me AND opened the door! :lol:

Sometimes when you least expect it, your friends do something really nice that perks up your entire day and week!

So far, a drama-free week at work..TWO more days to go!

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on February 16, 2011, 02:51:03 PM
Why do video vixens,porn stars and other sexual beings post long quotes on Facebook from Mark Twain and other literary giants like they're deep and well read?

maybe they're Renaissance Freaks?   :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 17, 2011, 09:44:49 AM
 :nod:
GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER!  :clap: :clap: :clap:
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 18, 2011, 03:08:47 PM
The DMV had a warm spell today and the pale people are behaving like it is JUNE!

Sandals, tank  tops laying out in  the grass :lol: SHEESH!

Why does time fly by when I am relaxing? 

Why is it some people still act 12 no matter how old they really are?

I WANT MY WINTER  WEATHER BACK!!!!








Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 18, 2011, 03:19:21 PM
I ate too much for lunch  ::)
I think i'll take a nap before riding out to Happy Hour.  :nod:
I'm excited to go see Alvin Ailey Dance Company on Sunday.  ;D
My Princess starts Driver's Education Class next Saturday. :kisses: :hugs: :clap: LET US PRAY!  :lol: :bow:
IT'S A PRETTY 75 DEGREE DAY IN FOAT LIQOURDALE!  O0
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on February 18, 2011, 03:37:49 PM
***So VERY glad it is Friday......

Pissed because my laptop decided it wanted to stop working and the "Geek Squad" is talking around $200+ & 2weeks because it's "possibly" hardware related to fix it.......

Thinking I may go drive across town and check out the JCSU vs WSSU game this weekend here in Charlotte because i really do NOT feel like driving down to Orangeburg Saturday for A&T vs SCSU.......

Loving the weather hope it stays like this for the entire weekend........
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on February 18, 2011, 04:00:50 PM
Only in Clarksville J... Only in Clarksville.  :lmao:


 :nod: RUN, FLY, get da heyal out of that domicile of the dayumed as quick as you can!  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 18, 2011, 07:59:45 PM
I:
I'm excited to go see Alvin Ailey Dance Company on Sunday.  ;D

That is going to be a GREAT show!  Took Baby Rattlerette and her dance buddies to see it and they LOVED it. The dancers even came out after  the performance and talked to them!

For once, those :lol: girls were SPEECHLESS!!

The First Wives is still as funny now as it was the FIRST time I saw it!! :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 20, 2011, 12:09:16 AM
Why was there over 1k at CAU's open house today?
Why was it hot as L?
Why did this Fat girl fall down the steps and two brothers went OH S:#-t at the same time?
Why were the boys from Memphis hanging low?
Why was I glad to see more AA boys at the open house?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 20, 2011, 03:06:35 AM
Why did the prissy chick act shocked when she couldn't crash the line at the Girl Scout cookie pick-up?

Why do some of the GS moms act like the GS  are THEIR LIVES? They make  the dance moms look timid. :lol:

Do parents ever run out of life lessons to teach their children?

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only parent who does what I am supposed to do for my kid, while everybody lays back.

Why were there so many young, ridiculously overweight girls in the stores today? :o


I LOVE that Michelle O. took Sasha and Malia skiing this weekend!!


 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on February 20, 2011, 09:00:39 AM
as warm as it was i thought she would have taken them kayaking.   :shrug:

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 22, 2011, 02:26:24 PM
Why did this girl ask the admissions counselor In front of a crowd " Are there many parties here?

Why did the counselor tell her, We are not a party school.

Why are my sisters and brothers off the hook at Lenox Mall?
 
I use to love Lenox now not so much.

Why did my daughter ask did she have to go back to Clarksville :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on February 22, 2011, 03:59:21 PM
ALVIN AILEY DANCE TROUPE WAS "BREATHTAKING"  :nod: :clap: :bow:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on February 22, 2011, 04:03:42 PM
Why did my daughter ask did she have to go back to Clarksville :lol:

She got some sense, that's why. I'd just run and hide til your sentence is over.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 22, 2011, 04:21:30 PM
ALVIN AILEY DANCE TROUPE WAS "BREATHTAKING"  :nod: :clap: :bow:

I know it was!   Thumper still talks about the perfromance.


Spectacular, wasn't it? :)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 22, 2011, 04:57:55 PM
Why did my daughter ask did she have to go back to Clarksville :lol:

She got some sense, that's why. I'd just run and hide til your sentence is over.  :lol:

J, If should could plant a piece of ATL in Clarksville she would. She can't stand this place and is working on options for this summer. I couldn't do nothing but chuckle Sunday.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on February 24, 2011, 09:27:42 AM
I wish sick people would stay home(Stink-a-Butt) and not walk around coughing & sneezing on folks!!!

How can Stink-a-Butt get an attitude when I started spraying my desk and my phone with my lavender/rosemary disinfectant? She's a walking virus! ICK!

Why do drivers get mad and speed up when you go around them?

I am TIRED of Girl Scouts and their cookies!



Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on February 24, 2011, 09:36:43 AM
I wish sick people would stay home(Stink-a-Butt) and not walk around coughing & sneezing on folks!!!

How can Stink-a-Butt get an attitude when I started spraying my desk and my phone with my lavender/rosemary disinfectant? She's a walking virus! ICK!

Why do drivers get mad and speed up when you go around them?

I am TIRED of Girl Scouts and their cookies!

I can't wait to get my 2 boxes this week!  ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 24, 2011, 09:39:26 AM
I am TIRED of Girl Scouts and their cookies!

^^^Ha, Ha I was there last yr and years before that. I feel your pain. I did cartwheels when the troop voted not to sell this yr.

Why do I want a smoothie, but don't want to go into the rain.

Why am I sore from my workout last night?

I'm so glad today is Thursday.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on February 25, 2011, 10:31:06 AM
TGIF.................................

I'm putting a few last minute things together for my dad & aunt's birthday get together tommorow in SC. I am hoping I don't have to put foot-to-a-- on any of my family members tomorrow evening.......

***I was soooooo embarrassed and needed to smack myself.... Why did I order the cake for my father and told the lady the wrong age to put on top of the cake*** I'm just glad I called my mom and she quickly corrected me on it that would have definitely been an awkard moment on tomorrow.....

Ready to leave this office and definitely need to hit up a happy hour or two.........
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on February 25, 2011, 10:35:28 AM
Ate a whole box of Treefoils in one day.

Yeah, when my ankle heels, That Wellness center on campus will be my best friend.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 25, 2011, 10:50:35 AM
Why did this Ghetto Rockawear wearing girl say to me last night, when I  informed her, her little girl hit me while opening her car door and didn't say execuse me. She said " Did she do it on purpose? " Blank Stare" B*tch why didn't you say, I'm sorry she didn't mean too. SMH :no:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on February 25, 2011, 11:15:59 AM
Why did this Ghetto Rockawear wearing girl say to me last night, when I  informed her, her little girl hit me while opening her car door and didn't say execuse me. She said " Did she do it on purpose? " Blank Stare" B*tch why didn't you say, I'm sorry she didn't mean too. SMH :no:

NINJAS!!!! I LOVE Black people but I HATE....   NINJAS!       :lol:

Now if you had hit her lil brat with your car door, it would have been a whole different story.  :brickwall:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on February 25, 2011, 11:37:14 AM
Why did this Ghetto Rockawear wearing girl say to me last night, when I  informed her, her little girl hit me while opening her car door and didn't say execuse me. She said " Did she do it on purpose? " Blank Stare" B*tch why didn't you say, I'm sorry she didn't mean too. SMH :no:

NINJAS!!!! I LOVE Black people but I HATE....   NINJAS!      :lol:

Now if you had hit her lil brat with your car door, it would have been a whole different story.  :brickwall:

Exactly Jay.  Crazy Heifer.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 01, 2011, 10:57:17 AM
Why are we extra? Why did this brother early in the morning during our session tell me and I quote " Ma'am I keep it 100 all the time?

Why I had to call my daughter and ask her what does 100 mean?

Why did I tell this clear lady her books were cute and she told me she got them from Rainbow and asked if I shop there?

I had to ask what is Rainbow? She said a clothing and shoe shop.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 01, 2011, 12:15:22 PM
Why are we extra? Why did this brother early in the morning during our session tell me and I quote " Ma'am I keep it 100 all the time?

Why I had to call my daughter and ask her what does 100 mean?

Why did I tell this clear lady her books were cute and she told me she got them from Rainbow and asked if I shop there?

I had to ask what is Rainbow? She said a clothing and shoe shop.  :shrug:

 :shrug: Now J, even my old behind knows what "keep it 100" is.  I must be hip.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 01, 2011, 12:35:22 PM
Why are we extra? Why did this brother early in the morning during our session tell me and I quote " Ma'am I keep it 100 all the time?

Why I had to call my daughter and ask her what does 100 mean?

Why did I tell this clear lady her books were cute and she told me she got them from Rainbow and asked if I shop there?

I had to ask what is Rainbow? She said a clothing and shoe shop.  :shrug:

 :shrug: Now J, even my old behind knows what "keep it 100" is.  I must be hip.  :lol:

You know I gave him a "Blank Stare" when he said it. :lol: I wrote it down to ask my daughter. She started  :lol:  at me.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on March 01, 2011, 12:55:42 PM
Wondering why do I still feel like crap.....Gotta get this cold OUT of me by Thursday.....

Today is one of those days I wish I was still a college student sitting out on the yard enjoying the eye-candy ooops I meant scenery.....

Wondering how people can find you after years of not seeing them and they not having time to visit but can fly and go everywhere else and the first thing out your mouth is can I stay with you for CIAA tournament...Really? I thought Charlotte was too country and you were too busy to come down here......VACANCY sign is ====================> ROOMS ARE AVAILABLE......
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on March 01, 2011, 01:58:12 PM
So I am thinking about heading down to either Austin, TX for the SXSW film & music conference or following the Murray State BBall team to the NCAA Tourney Site for my Spring Break.

I also need to book my trip to Philly for the NABJ conference this August.

I also find its cheaper to ship you luggage through UPS then paying round trip luggage fees. Wierd, huh?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on March 01, 2011, 05:33:18 PM
This thread is 101!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 01, 2011, 10:51:46 PM
Why do some women who give birth or get married behave as if they are the only ones who've ever done that?  Or are extra special?


How long is Willow Smith going be popular?










Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Lonewolf on March 02, 2011, 02:52:09 AM
Why did I go from happy to a-- whupping mode in a matter of 2 seconds.Why is this can of Whup a-- still on the desk.

Why did I cuzz this clear person out and ask him to step outside?
Why is he scared?Why did I tell the story to my grandmother? She told me not to open the can on is clear a--. I told her is not everyday your Uncle, becomes a member of the Mississippi Supreme Court and this mofo has insulted me and my family and at this moment I`m feeling like Popeye the sailor man. I have had all I can stand and I can`t stands no more.Her response was I will pray for you.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on March 02, 2011, 09:16:01 AM
Feeling like a BRAND NEW MAN today... Oh I feel soooooooooo much better.....

For some reason I have an extra dose of motivation today so I'm going to maximize the opportunity and make the most of it........

Debating on going out for a bit tonight although tomorrow IS a work day.......

Struggling trying to figure out do I want to go the MBA route or get my Master's in Transportation & Logistics......I'll have to do a little more research.......
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 02, 2011, 02:20:41 PM
Why are the MPs always at my door with some BS? Can soldiers just do right for one day :no:

Why am I looking for towards my next 5 days off :laugh:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on March 02, 2011, 02:24:04 PM
Why are the MPs always at my door with some BS? Can soldiers just do right for one day :no:


at FORT CAMPBELL? HEYAL NAW! You know better!   :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 02, 2011, 02:30:12 PM
Why is Stink-a-Butt walking around the office, leavijg her special "scent" just so we can all see she has a new hairdo?

She needs to ask for her money back. The sylist had her eyes closed when she did THAT hairdo!


Why is Thumper's dad more excited about the Girl Scout cookie sales than I am?

Why is he talking "cookie strategy" and projected sales?! OMG! I am done!

Ok. One day at 60 degrees and the pale people are stretched on the benches "tanning". REALLY?


Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on March 02, 2011, 02:46:54 PM
 :lmao:      @ GAL


I was not ready for that one!    :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 03, 2011, 12:23:19 PM
Why is my hairdresser late and he is white?    Why is this lady talking loud on the phone?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 03, 2011, 12:59:35 PM
Why CAU didn't get my daughter's transcripts but they were mailed with her application?
Why did my hairdresser just arrive but lucky for him he has an assistant that knows what he is doing?
Why did he just tell me he doesn't do a certain color on my hair anymore?
I'm confused aren't I the client? SMH
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: MrSoul on March 03, 2011, 01:04:48 PM
you might want to raise up out of that chair and

direct your heels towards the door and go somewhere else. 

He might have you looking like this===========>   (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs321.snc4/41566_19813464544_5151_n.jpg)


 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on March 03, 2011, 01:05:48 PM
Ok so I went from having a terrible cold to feeling like someone is kick boxing in my stomach.......

I am sick, grumpy, and really don't feel like being bothered right now.....

Out of all days today is really not the day for me to be training any new auditors on these systems (Very watered down I don't want to be bothered with version).......

On a brighter note it is Thrusday so a day closer to Friday even though I know Friday evening until Sunday is going to be very hectic and non stop.......

Why is the clear brother hanging on to the side pieces of hair, cut that thing bald and call it an evening.......

I'm actually looking forward to going to MEAC next weekend I PRAY my AGGIES are as well since I'm going to see them LOL......

I am really wanting a nice cold glass of Hennecy & Coke right now
 :shrug:

Was going to go catch one of the CIAA games tonight but that lady said $75 upper deck and I said NO THANKS have a good day.....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on March 03, 2011, 01:14:09 PM
So I brought a pair of these:
(http://www.kixandthecity.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/playoff-air-jordan-retro-xiii-13-1-439x304-custom.jpg)


I have a test today. I should be fine but I am flippin tired.

This Odwalla Superfood tastes great!

I gotta get some job offers soon or I will be getting worried. I really want to jump into a career this summer.

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on March 03, 2011, 02:18:47 PM

I am really wanting a nice cold glass of Hennecy & Coke right now

 ;)  Aggie, I totally feel ya on  the Henn!   
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 03, 2011, 03:04:47 PM
:lmao:      @ GAL

I was not ready for that one!    :lol:

We weren't ready either. :o  Trust me. And her neck is sooooooo filthy! ICK!

Who says Black women don't get along?

Attended an event sponsored for and by women and had a fantastic time.

I almost forgot it was work. :)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on March 03, 2011, 03:08:29 PM

Who says Black women don't get along?

Attended an event sponsored for and by women and had a fantastic time.

Must have had a NO CHICKENHEADs Policy   ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 03, 2011, 07:55:11 PM
you might want to raise up out of that chair and

direct your heels towards the door and go somewhere else. 

He might have you looking like this===========>   (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs321.snc4/41566_19813464544_5151_n.jpg)


 :lmao:

What kind of foolisness is this? :no:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 04, 2011, 07:45:37 AM
Why did Que82 call me out at the CIAA? 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 04, 2011, 09:35:51 AM
 :popcorn: WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?  ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 04, 2011, 09:48:15 AM
Ok so I went from having a terrible cold to feeling like someone is kick boxing in my stomach.......

I am sick, grumpy, and really don't feel like being bothered right now.....

Out of all days today is really not the day for me to be training any new auditors on these systems (Very watered down I don't want to be bothered with version).......

On a brighter note it is Thrusday so a day closer to Friday even though I know Friday evening until Sunday is going to be very hectic and non stop.......

Why is the clear brother hanging on to the side pieces of hair, cut that thing bald and call it an evening.......

I'm actually looking forward to going to MEAC next weekend I PRAY my AGGIES are as well since I'm going to see them LOL......

I am really wanting a nice cold glass of Hennecy & Coke right now
 :shrug:

Was going to go catch one of the CIAA games tonight but that lady said $75 upper deck and I said NO THANKS have a good day.....

 :o  Got to make sure I don't get a cyber bug from you. (http://www.lysol.com/images/products/disinfectant-spray-lg.png)  Stay at home dude, with my luck I'll walk pass you when you sneeze and I'll be sick too.  :no: But I hope you feel better.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 04, 2011, 01:07:56 PM
Why was this girl at the nail salon popping gum like it was popcorn?

Why did she have on a curly wig with red lipstick? :no:

Why did she start laughing when a man came in asking to get his eyebrows waxed? :shrug:

Men like to look good also.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 04, 2011, 02:07:33 PM
Why do i have 1 gray hair in my right eyebrow?
I LOVE Islamorada Fish Company Restaraunt  :clap:
I FEEL DAYUM GOOD TODAY...AND IT AIN'T PAYDAY!  :shrug: ;) ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on March 04, 2011, 02:27:36 PM
Why do i have 1 gray hair in my right eyebrow?
I LOVE Islamorada Fish Company Restaraunt  :clap:
I FEEL DAYUM GOOD TODAY...AND IT AIN'T PAYDAY!  :shrug: ;) ;D


Cosign on the Islamorada Fish Co BT...grilled grouper sammich..... :nod:  :clap:  :nod:  :clap:  got hooked (no pun intended) on those when we were in Cocoa Beach on vacation a while back....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on March 04, 2011, 02:50:11 PM
Why do i have 1 gray hair in my right eyebrow?
  :shrug: ;) ;D

Tony, keep looking...you'll find a few more, I'm sure.  :lol:

 ;D Next day: here there everywhere.   :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jaggrad on March 04, 2011, 03:01:03 PM
Why does this Lady smell Like she's been Choppin Wood all Day? :o
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 04, 2011, 04:31:14 PM
Why does this Lady smell Like she's been Choppin Wood all Day? :o

That's bad. :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: soflorattler on March 04, 2011, 05:08:52 PM


I LOVE Islamorada Fish Company Restaraunt  :clap:




We went to that joint when they first opened at Bass Pro Shops in Dania. The food was pretty good.  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 05, 2011, 03:16:39 PM
Why did Gaby tell me she had yogurt, a muffin, banana and a sausage pattie this morning  and says as a matter of fact I'm on a diet. :lol:

The girl keeps me entertained. :nod:

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 06, 2011, 12:53:10 AM
Brother Tony has a gray eyebrow hair...If he he pulls it, will more come in?

I have a long grey hair in the top of my head..and I'm ready to yank that joker!!!

Can hair color skip a generation?

Has Kimora's 15:00 of fame expired?  

Natalie Cole and Reuben Studderd sang a duet and it was Soooo smooth!!

Saw Chris Webber on TV and he is still looking MMM GOOD!

I AM NOT READY for warm weather, I need another month of cold !!!!!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 06, 2011, 12:11:29 PM
I am sooooo dang tired today.  I have CIAA lag.  :shrug:  If I didn't have to give a deposition tomorrow I'd call in sick.

Hey Tony, I saw Da Preacher on the Kiss Cam.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 07, 2011, 12:47:32 PM
 :o :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 07, 2011, 12:56:51 PM
I'll be REALLY  :( AND  :'( this Friday as i do a "ride by, drop off" of my 2. They'll be riding to "da Country of south carolina" with grand-parents. I'll be alone for 7 days  :(
This is really tearing me up inside.  :nod:
WHAT SHALL I DO?
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 07, 2011, 01:04:46 PM
I'll be REALLY  :( AND  :'( this Friday as i do a "ride by, drop off" of my 2. They'll be riding to "da Country of south carolina" with grand-parents. I'll be alone for 7 days  :(
This is really tearing me up inside.  :nod:
WHAT SHALL I DO?
 :popcorn:

Enjoy. I'm counting down to March 21st.  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 07, 2011, 01:11:07 PM
I wish these dayum Lil Cuba heat lovers would STOP CRYING like the HEAT PLAYERS
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 07, 2011, 01:14:27 PM
Why did my Aunt yank me outside of the restaurant yesterday morning.  This guy is walking out wearing a UNC-Charlotte sweatshirt.  I asked him if he went to UNC-Charlotte.  He said no.  He was from Charlotte and had to represent.  Then he climbs into a vehicle with a NCCU front plate.  Then my Aunt yanked me.  
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on March 07, 2011, 02:26:29 PM
WHAT SHALL I DO?   :popcorn:


 ;)  Negro, YOU KNOW.... and it don't involve no damn popcorn neither.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 07, 2011, 03:02:31 PM
 O0
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 07, 2011, 07:44:50 PM
WHAT SHALL I DO?   :popcorn:


 ;)  Negro, YOU KNOW.... and it don't involve no damn popcorn neither.  :lol:

You think he needs a clue?? Lord knows I don't. Counting down to March 21st ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on March 07, 2011, 08:04:29 PM
Why are our twins such gracious winners? We had the Kids vs Parents swim meet on Saturday.  They swam freestyle and I had to do breaststroke.  They won and I was only 0.13 seconds off their torrid 21 second pace. Afterwards they ran massive smack at me the whole meet. I was proud as they swam well.

Nike Fitness Club - download it at your app store. Those are some killer workouts!!  I'm sore as hell right now.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 07, 2011, 10:26:56 PM
. They'll be riding to "da Country of south carolina" with grand-parents. I'll be alone for 7 days  :(
This is really tearing me up inside.  :nod:
WHAT SHALL I DO?
 :popcorn:

Do what I do when Baby Rattlerette goes away.....

Anything I want. :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 10, 2011, 01:43:33 PM
Why did this elderly white lady bring her luggage in Publix to put on the scale.  :o :nod: :lol:
Why is another cold front coming to Foat Liqourdale....fiddy-foe TANIGHT!  :o >:( :shrug:
Why are Floridians ready to move to another State  :shrug: :crazy: other States have the same dayum problems.  :nod:
I wonder if i was a Politician...hoW many day's would it take for me to CUSS THE OTHER POLITICIANS OUT!  :popcorn: :tiptoe:
JIVE a--ZZ MUTHA (SHUT YO MOUF) FLOCKERS!  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 10, 2011, 07:49:53 PM
Why did the cleaning lady tell my worker she needs to call Burt Durham, after the worker explained what had happen to her mother?

Why did the same cleaning lady say " We have 2 cute single people working in the ER now, referring to me and this other Dr.?

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 10, 2011, 10:33:06 PM
Why is this lady from New York in my office selling purses like she is up in the hair salon?

WTH??????????

She better not ask me to buy one of those cheap purses and one sister is swooning over them.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 10, 2011, 11:24:15 PM
My baby Hines.Ward is on Monique. How in the hell I missed the memo for this taping?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 11, 2011, 11:01:10 AM
Can someone please give me "Da Popeye's Lady" phone number?  :nod: ;) ;D
I wonder if Hines Ward would play "TOUCH" football with Sista J.
I wonder if Valley Girl runs down tax evaders in those 4 inch mile high a--z heels.
I wonder if GalSnake will slap a girl scout mom upside da head with a box of thin mints.
I wonder if Sista  ::) has an eye problem....cause her a--z ain't  ::) at nobody lately.
I wonder if GK has cussed somebodies a--zz out this week.
AND
I WONDER HOW LONG I'LL STAY IN BED TOMORROW WITH NO CHILLUN' AROUND!  ;) ;D :nod:

SPRANG BREAK STARTS @ 4:31PM TODAY....AND MY a--ZZ IS FEELING BREAKISH!  :shrug: O0

(SHUT DA HELL UP JT....JUST HURSH I SAY) :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 11, 2011, 11:23:43 AM
I wonder if Hines Ward would play "TOUCH" football with Sista J.

Given a chance, he would ;)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 11, 2011, 03:48:21 PM
.
I wonder if GalSnake will slap a girl scout mom upside da head with a box of thin mints.

No, I would not....

I would  throw a case of Thin Mintsat her head --and I'd hit my mark ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 11, 2011, 09:06:24 PM
Why did this Monday turn the radio too a rock roll stationed? I asked what she was listening this B* said the radio?

I pulled my headphones out and started listening to my ipod, while I type her counseling statement out ;)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 11, 2011, 09:15:09 PM
Can someone please give me "Da Popeye's Lady" phone number?  :nod: ;) ;D
I wonder if Hines Ward would play "TOUCH" football with Sista J.
I wonder if Valley Girl runs down tax evaders in those 4 inch mile high a--z heels.
I wonder if GalSnake will slap a girl scout mom upside da head with a box of thin mints.
I wonder if Sista  ::) has an eye problem....cause her a--z ain't  ::) at nobody lately.
I wonder if GK has cussed somebodies a--zz out this week.
AND
I WONDER HOW LONG I'LL STAY IN BED TOMORROW WITH NO CHILLUN' AROUND!  ;) ;D :nod:

SPRANG BREAK STARTS @ 4:31PM TODAY....AND MY a--ZZ IS FEELING BREAKISH!  :shrug: O0

(SHUT DA HELL UP JT....JUST HURSH I SAY) :lol:

You need help.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 11, 2011, 10:14:05 PM
Why did this Monday turn the radio too a rock roll stationed? I asked what she was listening this B* said the radio?

I pulled my headphones out and started listening to my ipod, while I type her counseling statement out ;)

The Army loves Counseling Statement.  For the dumbest reasons.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 11, 2011, 10:23:27 PM
Why did this Monday turn the radio too a rock roll stationed? I asked what she was listening this B* said the radio?

I pulled my headphones out and started listening to my ipod, while I type her counseling statement out ;)

The Army loves Counseling Statement.  For the dumbest reasons.

Yep, for dumb a-- people like you. Next

Going back to ignoring Y's posts :lol: :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 11, 2011, 10:34:59 PM
Why did this Monday turn the radio too a rock roll stationed? I asked what she was listening this B* said the radio?

I pulled my headphones out and started listening to my ipod, while I type her counseling statement out ;)

The Army loves Counseling Statement.  For the dumbest reasons.

Yep, for dumb a-- people like you. Next

Going back to ignoring Y's posts :lol: :nod:

Why didn't you just tell the soldier to turn the radio to the original station or turn it off?  If the soldier did not know not to change the station the one who should get the counseling statement is you.  If the soldier failed to change the station or gave you some lip there would be better ways to deal with it than a counseling statement.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: DRUMMA1 on March 11, 2011, 10:38:56 PM
Why did Tasha beat Malik with a switch on The Game?  :lol:

Why did my professor issue a pop quiz on Monday after Spring Break?    ::)

Why is the weather in Jackson bipolar?   >:(

Why am I teething at my age (wisdom teeth)?   :(

Why do I always attract crazy light-skinned folks?   :no:

Why am I just finding out that my homeboy probated 2 weeks ago?   :shrug:

Why am I attracted to cougars?   :tongue2:

Why am I so frugal?

Should I pay the $20 admission to hear Willie Gary speak at JSU?

Why is Onnidan so addictive?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 12, 2011, 11:34:21 AM
Why did this Monday turn the radio too a rock roll stationed? I asked what she was listening this B* said the radio?

I pulled my headphones out and started listening to my ipod, while I type her counseling statement out ;)

The Army loves Counseling Statement.  For the dumbest reasons.

Yep, for dumb a-- people like you. Next

Going back to ignoring Y's posts :lol: :nod:

Why didn't you just tell the soldier to turn the radio to the original station or turn it off?  If the soldier did not know not to change the station the one who should get the counseling statement is you.  If the soldier failed to change the station or gave you some lip there would be better ways to deal with it than a counseling statement.

(http://courtroomfraud.com/images/restraining-order.jpg)

Y this is to notify you that J1908 has filed a temporary cyber restraining order against you.  You are hereby ordered not to directly post to her and any other posts must be at least three posters away.  Violations of this restraining order will result in you getting cursed out.  You are hereby served.


 :lol:

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 12, 2011, 01:18:54 PM
Why did this Monday turn the radio too a rock roll stationed? I asked what she was listening this B* said the radio?

I pulled my headphones out and started listening to my ipod, while I type her counseling statement out ;)

The Army loves Counseling Statement.  For the dumbest reasons.

Yep, for dumb a-- people like you. Next

Going back to ignoring Y's posts :lol: :nod:

Why didn't you just tell the soldier to turn the radio to the original station or turn it off?  If the soldier did not know not to change the station the one who should get the counseling statement is you.  If the soldier failed to change the station or gave you some lip there would be better ways to deal with it than a counseling statement.

(http://courtroomfraud.com/images/restraining-order.jpg)

Y this is to notify you that J1908 has filed a temporary cyber restraining order against you.  You are hereby ordered not to directly post to her and any other posts must be at least three posters away.  Violations of this restraining order will result in you getting cursed out.  You are hereby served.


 :lol:



I'll just change the radio station first thing Monday morning to The John Boy and Billy Big Show.   :nod:  When they sign off I will change the station to the country station.  If she complains I will play Jimi Hendrix's "Star Bangled Banner" at full blast.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 12, 2011, 04:34:02 PM
Why did this Monday turn the radio too a rock roll stationed? I asked what she was listening this B* said the radio?

I pulled my headphones out and started listening to my ipod, while I type her counseling statement out ;)

The Army loves Counseling Statement.  For the dumbest reasons.

Yep, for dumb a-- people like you. Next

Going back to ignoring Y's posts :lol: :nod:

Why didn't you just tell the soldier to turn the radio to the original station or turn it off?  If the soldier did not know not to change the station the one who should get the counseling statement is you.  If the soldier failed to change the station or gave you some lip there would be better ways to deal with it than a counseling statement.

(http://courtroomfraud.com/images/restraining-order.jpg)

Y this is to notify you that J1908 has filed a temporary cyber restraining order against you.  You are hereby ordered not to directly post to her and any other posts must be at least three posters away.  Violations of this restraining order will result in you getting cursed out.  You are hereby served.


 :lol:



 :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 13, 2011, 02:27:55 PM
Looking out my backyard I'm wondering Why do my neighbor have 2 satelite dishes?

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 14, 2011, 12:04:09 PM
WHEW....WHAT DAY IS IT....WHAT TIME IS IT?  :shrug: ::)
I AIN'T NEVER GOING TO A MIAMI SKEGEE PARTY AGAIN. ::)
I'LL NEVER TRY TO OUT DANCE SOMEBODY HALF MY AGE AGAIN. ::)
I SWEAR I'VE YAWNED 30 TIMES IN 30 MINUTES. ::)
I SAW A YOUNG LADY WITH 6 INCH MILE HIGH SHOES....I WONDER IF VALLEY GIRL CAN WEAR THOSE TO A VALLEY GAME. ::)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 14, 2011, 07:01:02 PM
Why was this white guy in the restaurant today hovering over his food like he thought someone was going to take his plate? 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: DRUMMA1 on March 14, 2011, 07:12:15 PM
Why do people "throw rocks and hide their hands"?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 14, 2011, 09:55:40 PM
Why did this girl nut up on me? She said a friend gave her a "Stacker" for energy and now her a-- is hallucinating? She seeing dead people and imaginary kids. :no:

Why is her a-- going straight to Skyline for a couple of weeks?

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 14, 2011, 10:15:04 PM
Does anyone besides me see some resemblence between OW and the Onnidan Owl and is that why he picked it as the logo????   :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on March 14, 2011, 10:26:34 PM
Why is this one ingrown bump driving me crazy.  I know its a long, thin hair but can't seem to get it cleanly of late.  Gonna steam that boy out tonight.   

Why do the twins like the aromatic smell of my Clubman aftershave?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 16, 2011, 04:17:41 PM
Why did my neighbor send her kid over to my house BEFORE I COULD GET THE KEY OUT OF THE IGNITION to ask if she could come in and play with Thumper?

Why does this same kid keep telling Thumper, I wish I had some Girl Scout cookies? Thumper said give me $4.00 and I'll give you a box!  :lol:

Why does it seem like gas doesn't last as long as it once did?


Will Sarah Palin ever go back to Alaska and leave the rest of us alone?

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on March 16, 2011, 04:28:20 PM

Why does this same kid keep telling Thumper, I wish I had some Girl Scout cookies?
Thumper said give me $4.00 and I'll give you a box!   :lol:



Will Sarah Palin ever go back to Alaska and leave the rest of us alone?

Go, Thumper!  Thats a businesswoman right there.  ;)


Sarah Palin? God only knows.  :brickwall:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on March 16, 2011, 04:58:47 PM
Feeling like a truckload of stress has been lifted off of my back

It is 2 minutes until 5:00 and I am going to burn N. Tryon up getting through Uptown Charlotte.....
  :nod: :nod: :nod:

Happy Hour perhaps  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 16, 2011, 05:08:25 PM
I'm 2 days away from 2 weeks off, Why I'm not tripping with Mondays this week?

Why am I Geeked, more than Gaby to see Ms. Jackson the 29th in ATL :nod:

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 17, 2011, 10:53:00 AM
Why did I let this white cop talk me into going to breakfast at the redneck Golden Corral?   

This guy is in front of me on the buffet line with a cane.  The guy behind me tells him to hurry up.  He turns around, pushes me out of the way and raises his cane at the guy behind me. 

I told the cop next time we'll have breakfast in the hood where people eat breakfast in peace.

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on March 17, 2011, 11:00:57 AM
Why is it that hip hop & R&B stations these days play the same 4 people every hour?  Nikki Manaj, Drake, Trey Songz, and Rhianna with her non-singing a--?

Thank God for old school radio, iPods, satellite radio, and talk radio....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 17, 2011, 11:05:56 AM
Why is it that hip hop & R&B stations these days play the same 4 people every hour?  Nikki Manaj, Drake, Trey Songz, and Rhianna with her non-singing a--?

Thank God for old school radio, iPods, satellite radio, and talk radio....

You should listen to the Jack Gravely Show.  The best radio talk show in the country.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on March 17, 2011, 11:21:31 AM
LMAO @ VG.....Funny but soooooooooo TRUE......

Who is this "Mr. What The Hell" that calls into Power 98 every morning in Charlotte? He is just LOUD, COUNTRY, & GHETTO for no reason I just started turning the station when I hear his voice...... :brickwall:

Why is the Indian fella that works the cafe downstairs always trying to get me to taste the food....... NO NO NO I am not one to taste foods that I don't normally eat....

Why does this young lady at work walk like she has a ton of bricks cemented to the bottom of her feet....

My mom called and says she is coming to Charlotte for the weekend and will be here first thing in the morning BEFORE I leave for work. Then told me to write her out directions to all the shops, malls, etc so she doesn't have to stay inside all day I told her that is what GPS is for, she says I know that's why I give you the name of the place and you give me my directions.....Talking about aint no need in me going to buy a new GPS when the GPS that I raised, fed, put clothes on his back, put through college, sent money when he needed it, etc. is working just fine..... :brickwall:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 17, 2011, 01:08:17 PM
I AIN'T NO SAINT  :nono2:
MY NAME AIN'T PATRICK  :nono2:
AND I DON'T HAVE ANY GREEN CLOTHES  :nono2:
....SO EVERYBODY AROUND HERE CAN KISS MY ST. PATTY a--ZZ!  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 17, 2011, 01:11:02 PM
IF A MAN WHO CANNOT COUNT, FINDS A FOUR LEAF CLOVER....IS HE LUCKY?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 17, 2011, 01:35:30 PM
Why does the ja-- in the Garden promoters have (satday show) Al Jarreau on @ 6:10pm...before sorry a--z bobby/ralph/johhny crew.  >:( :brickwall:

I wonder how late will lauren Hill be...she's scheduled to start !0:35pm AFTER Charlie Wilson.  :tiptoe: :crazy:

Why not call Sunday's show "Soul in the garden"?
Brandford Marsalis @ 5:10pm THEN Musiq Soulchild, EnVouge, Glady's Knight, isley Brothers (10:15pm  :o i figured they old a--zz would be sleep by then0
 :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Bison 4 Life on March 17, 2011, 01:59:02 PM
Why did I just watch "Basketball Wives" season 2 reunion show?

Why did I enjoy it?

Why is Evelyn /Royce catfight must see tv?


Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 17, 2011, 03:46:19 PM
SPRING IS IN THE AIR!  ;) ;D O0
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 17, 2011, 04:13:14 PM
aggiegrad, get her a GPS.  Mommie y had the nerve to ask me last year before Mother's Day for directions to a place in Fayetteville.  She got a Garmin for Mother's Day.  She has called me several times since thanking me for that Garmin.  She says she has discovered new roads and it saves her time and money.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on March 17, 2011, 04:30:56 PM
aggiegrad, get her a GPS.  Mommie y had the nerve to ask me last year before Mother's Day for directions to a place in Fayetteville.  She got a Garmin for Mother's Day.  She has called me several times since thanking me for that Garmin.  She says she has discovered new roads and it saves her time and money.

I'm going to try it AGAIN first attempt didn't work so well... My parents are SUPER STUBBORN......GPS would be telling them 1 direction and they'd swear they know 3 other shortcuts they could take...........They are a work in progress slowly but surely I'm going to get them caught up with the times LOL... My dad still refuses to get a cell phone.......But will use the you-know-what out of mine and my moms LOL
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on March 17, 2011, 04:33:08 PM
I plan to stay inside all day, because the first somebody to pinch me for not having on green will be the first person on the wrong end of an a-- whipping I have waiting...

I hate it when people call my boss because "they can't get in touch with me" when the reality is you leave a number where you can't be reached easily, and even if I could reach you easily you haven't given me adequate time to call you back....your emergency is not my emergency...

Can y'all tell I'm irritated?

Hope nobody picked Kentucky to win it all...they can't shoot at all...
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Bison 4 Life on March 17, 2011, 04:51:18 PM
Sade/John Legend Verizon Center floor seats ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Meciber 202 on March 17, 2011, 05:35:17 PM
I plan to stay inside all day, because the first somebody to pinch me for not having on green will be the first person on the wrong end of an a-- whipping I have waiting...

I hate it when people call my boss because "they can't get in touch with me" when the reality is you leave a number where you can't be reached easily, and even if I could reach you easily you haven't given me adequate time to call you back....your emergency is not my emergency...

Can y'all tell I'm irritated?

Hope nobody picked Kentucky to win it all...they can't shoot at all...

 :nod: :nod:     :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 17, 2011, 06:17:43 PM
Why did I just watch "Basketball Wives" season 2 reunion show?

Why did I enjoy it?

Why is Evelyn /Royce catfight must see tv?




 :o B4L  Nonsense at its best. Evelyn is a proud Hoe and this is who Ocho chose to wifey. Yeah right ::)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 17, 2011, 06:19:54 PM
I plan to stay inside all day, because the first somebody to pinch me for not having on green will be the first person on the wrong end of an a-- whipping I have waiting...

I hate it when people call my boss because "they can't get in touch with me" when the reality is you leave a number where you can't be reached easily, and even if I could reach you easily you haven't given me adequate time to call you back....your emergency is not my emergency...

Can y'all tell I'm irritated?

Hope nobody picked Kentucky to win it all...they can't shoot at all...

I will be sending you some Buspar to help you calm down :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 17, 2011, 06:47:02 PM
Why do everyone think they can be a model because of their height?

Why do some ladies volunteer to be models at certain events to meet a baller or celebrity?

Why is my shoulder hurting?

Why I had to go off on this Monday in the ER? Looking like something out of the Amazon.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 17, 2011, 08:28:14 PM
The full moon is effecting people early.  At the Wawa while getting gas the guy drives up playing hip-hop.  Complete with the profanity and overdubbed base.  He goes inside to pay.  While inside this white guy pulls up in a BMW convertible playing some grunge rage garbage and goes in the store with his stereo blasting.  The brother comes out and starts pumping gas.  I ask him if he will turn on his system so I don't have to hear that garbage coming from the BMW.  He had the nerve to smile and say "Yes sir Pops."  The white guy comes out and can't hear his garbage.  The brother and I look at him and start laughing.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 17, 2011, 08:48:32 PM
Summer is coming. Got lots of info on Summer Camps for Thumper in the mail this week. <<sigh>>


Got a little lift today when of Thumper's classmates said, "Thumper looks just like you! She's your Mini-Me!!!" That kid has always looked like her dad from Day One...

Why do guys who wanted nothing to do with me when we were younger, NOW act like they like me all the time and claim were just too shy to talk to me?  PLEAAAAASE!

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 17, 2011, 08:55:59 PM
Quote
Why do guys who wanted nothing to do with me when we were younger, NOW act like they like me all the time and claim were just too shy to talk to me?  PLEAAAAASE!

Take it as a compliment.  I do. 

Just don't go out with them.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 17, 2011, 09:02:48 PM
I just think it is a ballsy move. Like they think I am dumb enough to believe it.

 But I let roll off my back....



Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 17, 2011, 09:35:53 PM

Why do some ladies volunteer to be models at certain events to meet a baller or celebrity?


Maybe.. they want to cash in, but the pay is decent too.

Why do some women think it is cute to act like they cannot cook or are proud they cannot cook?


Will SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL Serena Williams she is not a size 10, so stop dressing like she is she is a size 4?!!!!

Wendy Williams'  can find clothes AND SHOES  that fit...why can't Serena?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 17, 2011, 09:39:09 PM
Ain't nothing wrong with Serena's clothes.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on March 17, 2011, 09:45:27 PM
The full moon is effecting people early.  At the Wawa while getting gas the guy drives up playing hip-hop.  Complete with the profanity and overdubbed base.  He goes inside to pay.  While inside this white guy pulls up in a BMW convertible playing some grunge rage garbage and goes in the store with his stereo blasting.  The brother comes out and starts pumping gas.  I ask him if he will turn on his system so I don't have to hear that garbage coming from the BMW.  He had the nerve to smile and say "Yes sir Pops."  The white guy comes out and can't hear his garbage.  The brother and I look at him and start laughing.

Interesting. If they try that around here, someone would drive off with their car
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on March 18, 2011, 01:32:19 PM
Why am I feeling a sudden urge to go fishing :shrug:
***Flashbacks to the last time I went fishing off the coast of New Jersey and them jiggas wouldn't turn the boat around when I was ready to go back on shore......Hell I was tired hadn't caught anything worth catching except the back of my damn shirt when trying to throw the line or whatever its called in the water...It was my first time deep sea fishing so I was still learning......

I'm glad its Friday....Need to rush home after work and parent proof the place....My mom threw away a good bottle of "juice" the last time I failed to do that, claiming since I know its not yours you wont miss it.....

Am I wrong for wanting DUKE to win the tourney even though they are playing Hampton today  :shrug:

This lady @ one of my clients site REALLY pissed me off this morning and almost took me out of my element. I had to think What Would Momma Do but then I thought about it Momma was a hell raiser growing up so I had to rethink that and Think What would Daddy Do since he was a tad bit calmer than momma back in the day LOL
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 18, 2011, 03:52:10 PM
^^^^^ Aggie  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on March 18, 2011, 04:12:39 PM
Why am I feeling a sudden urge to go fishing :shrug:
***Flashbacks to the last time I went fishing off the coast of New Jersey and them jiggas wouldn't turn the boat around when I was ready to go back on shore......Hell I was tired hadn't caught anything worth catching except the back of my damn shirt when trying to throw the line or whatever its called in the water...It was my first time deep sea fishing so I was still learning......

I'm glad its Friday....Need to rush home after work and parent proof the place....My mom threw away a good bottle of "juice" the last time I failed to do that, claiming since I know its not yours you wont miss it.....

Am I wrong for wanting DUKE to win the tourney even though they are playing Hampton today  :shrug:

This lady @ one of my clients site REALLY pissed me off this morning and almost took me out of my element. I had to think What Would Momma Do but then I thought about it Momma was a hell raiser growing up so I had to rethink that and Think What would Daddy Do since he was a tad bit calmer than momma back in the day LOL

It's okay to cheer for Duke. I would like Hampton to pull off the upset but I wasn't picking them in my bracket.

 :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on March 18, 2011, 04:14:46 PM
So I am planning this Date Auction fund raiser for Big Brothers Big Sisters. This is my first fund raiser and I really hope it goes well next Thursday.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 19, 2011, 12:33:25 PM
My 2 come home today  :hugs: :kisses: @ palm beach train station  ::) :-X :crazy:
Ja-- (Soul) in the Garden tonight.  :clap: :popcorn:
I hope i make it in time for Al Jarreau  :shrug:
WAITING ON THE SUPER MOON TONIGHT  ;) ;D :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 19, 2011, 02:02:42 PM
Why is Mrs. y mad at me.  She spends 20 minutes trying to thread a needle and I do it on the first try. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 19, 2011, 05:49:49 PM
Gearing up for more Girl Scout cookie sales..I WILL BE SO GLAD WHEN THIS ENDS!!!!!

Took my mom to Whole Foods today. It was only an outing to the market--but it was nice
to spend some time with my mom.

This week Thumper announced  she is going to  begin to make healthy food choices because she wants stay fit and be healthy.  I WAS SO PROUD!!!

Why do people think because I went to FAMU I am from Florida (I was  born there) and act shocked when I tell them I grew up in the DMV? :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 19, 2011, 10:04:27 PM
Why is Shaka Zulu on for the 100th time?
Why are the #1s falling like flies in NCAA?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 21, 2011, 01:00:26 PM
Layla Hathaway....can somebody PLEASE GIVE ME HER PHONE NUMBER ;) ;D :kisses: :hugs:
Ms. Lauren hill SUCKS like 7 day old cabbage.  :nod: ::)
Al Jarreau still sounds good....even if he did have 1 sip to many. :lol:
Charlie Wilson is one BAD a--Z FUNKY DUDE!  :nod: :clap: :bow:
Bradford Marselis is one SMOOTH a--ZZ GUY!  :nod: :clap:
Gladys Gladys Gladys had the "mature sisters" shakin' dat a--z. ;) ;D :nod: :clap:
Isley Brothers sounded OK....i was leaving...heard them as i walked away.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 21, 2011, 02:46:20 PM
Musiq Soulchild is a good stage performer and singer. :nod:
micheal baisden sucks, is lame and should NOT host the Ja-- In the Garden Concerts AGAIN!  :no: :nono2:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 21, 2011, 03:51:21 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how he ever got a radio show.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 21, 2011, 03:53:12 PM
Musiq Soulchild is a good stage performer and singer. :nod:
micheal baisden sucks, is lame and should NOT host the Ja-- In the Garden Concerts AGAIN!  :no: :nono2:

Don't care much for him myself.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on March 21, 2011, 05:19:55 PM
Michael Baisden irks me like no other....

Went to church Sunday at Bishop Paul S Morton's church and Kirk Franklin was the guest minister.....he gave an awesome sermon on the "dangers of limited information". I was truly blessed

Why did my line sister not take heed?  After we leave church, We go to brunch at a famous local resturant, see two guys that are clean cut, well groomed,  and majorly sexy (I mean damn)....she is making eye contact and scheming up a plot to strike up conversation with them....I told her to leave it alone because something just didn't sit right with me.  Long story short, they are summonsed over to the table, (against my better judgement), and they were very evasive about their occupation....I automatically knew what they did and asked, but they never said.  Finally when one of the guys showed my friend a portion of a video on his phone it was confirmed....they were adult entertainers/male escorts, and they had just left church too.   :brickwall:

Needless to say while I enjoyed the conversation, when one of them asked me if I wanted him to show me how well he did his job I respectfully declined. 

But hopefully they will take my advice and put some of their money in a Roth IRA...they won't be young and sexy forever  ;)

The dangers of limited information manifested
 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: MisterIkester on March 21, 2011, 09:39:56 PM
2 days into spring, and my eyes feel like they're being flame-broiled...
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 21, 2011, 09:42:55 PM
Michael Baisden irks me like no other....

Went to church Sunday at Bishop Paul S Morton's church and Kirk Franklin was the guest minister.....he gave an awesome sermon on the "dangers of limited information". I was truly blessed

Why did my line sister not take heed?  After we leave church, We go to brunch at a famous local resturant, see two guys that are clean cut, well groomed,  and majorly sexy (I mean damn)....she is making eye contact and scheming up a plot to strike up conversation with them....I told her to leave it alone because something just didn't sit right with me.  Long story short, they are summonsed over to the table, (against my better judgement), and they were very evasive about their occupation....I automatically knew what they did and asked, but they never said.  Finally when one of the guys showed my friend a portion of a video on his phone it was confirmed....they were adult entertainers/male escorts, and they had just left church too.   :brickwall:

Needless to say while I enjoyed the conversation, when one of them asked me if I wanted him to show me how well he did his job I respectfully declined.  

But hopefully they will take my advice and put some of their money in a Roth IRA...they won't be young and sexy forever  ;)

The dangers of limited information manifested
  

No professional monkey tamers for you huh?  :lol: :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 21, 2011, 09:53:24 PM
VG I would have said fool if you do and decide to undress it better be Chris Brown inches are yall a-- will get talked about. Get away from here with that nonsense
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 21, 2011, 10:11:15 PM
Rip the Runway socks with sandals? Seriously
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 22, 2011, 03:20:37 PM
Rip the Runway socks with sandals? Seriously

 :lol: 

Did he have on short with suspenders also.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 22, 2011, 03:23:17 PM
Rip the Runway socks with sandals? Seriously

 :lol: 

Did he have on short with suspenders also.  :lol:

Yep sure did. The show sucked this yr, compared to years in the past.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 22, 2011, 11:59:08 PM
AFTER WORK NAPS SCREW ME UP!  :brickwall:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 23, 2011, 09:55:56 AM
Why were we in the hallway whispering among ourselves like slaves and when we realized our boss had retired and wasn't there anymore all of us busted out laughing?  :shrug:  Give me free!!!  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 23, 2011, 10:26:31 AM
Why come the preacher said you don't need to depend on the lottery for your blessing, but if you hit it don't forget to tithe????
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 23, 2011, 11:08:44 AM
Why come the preacher said you don't need to depend on the lottery for your blessing, but if you hit it don't forget to tithe????

You might have to F that preacher.

I read a news story years ago where a preacher in the midwest was always condemning the lottery and calling it evil and gambling.  He stated he would not accept the devil's money if a church member won any lottery money.  One day his wife wins a few cool millions.  For some reason he had no problem taking the money in his household and taking his wife's tithe.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on March 24, 2011, 08:36:39 AM
1. Why is love blind?
2. Does time have a beginning?
3. How are words origined?  How did folks look at them when someone decided to first use and define that word?  For example, was there a serious debate over the usage and definition of the word "dirt"?  And just who decided to call it "dirt"?
4. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
5. What's the difference in truly living and being alive?
6. Why is it so hard to say goodbye?  Is it easier to say hello?
7. Did Gilligan ever get off that damn island?
8. What tone deaf fool told Keshia Cole she could sing?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 24, 2011, 08:47:03 AM
How many licks does it take to get to the Bubble Gum of a Blow Pop?
Are Rockport shoes for climbing rocks or working at the Port?
Is Dollar General better than Family Dollar?
Is the 99 cent store better than the Dollar Store?
I wonder if Lalah Hathaway would let me Design her House?
I wonder if Lalah Hathaway would let me cook for her?
I bet my Chicken-n-Waffle is better than Gladys' Knights!
I wonder when the US Guvment will start going after the Mortgage Scammers, that worked with the Banks, that worked with the unscrupulous lawyer's, that worked with the jive a--z lobbyist, that worked with THE SORRY a-- POLITICIANS? :dedhorse:
NEVER MIND!  ::)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 24, 2011, 09:00:12 AM
Why did this lady's vanity plate lie on God?  Her plates claimed she was God's Queen.  

I don't think God's Queen would be so big her ten year old Toyota Camry would bottom out going down the road.  Nor would her weave look like it was left on the track at the Daytona 500.  
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 24, 2011, 09:09:21 AM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 24, 2011, 02:18:42 PM
Why did this middle age guy purchase a Red Bull, 2 5hr energy drinks and some energy sticks wouldn't the blue bill been sufficient?

Why do I hope my dear friend Chris (LUDA) have my backstage pass for Ms. Jacksons?

Four more days until MS. JACKSON ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 24, 2011, 02:42:05 PM
I wonder if MS. JACKSON would call me up to the stage?  :o :kisses: :hugs: :blush: :tongue2: :angel:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 24, 2011, 02:45:23 PM
I wonder if MS. JACKSON would call me up to the stage?  :o :kisses: :hugs: :blush: :tongue2: :angel:

If you're sitting in the front row mostly likely she will. :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on March 24, 2011, 02:54:59 PM
I wonder if MS. JACKSON would call me up to the stage?  :o :kisses: :hugs: :blush: :tongue2: :angel:

If you wearing them threads you emailed me earlier....she may jump down there and rip em off ya....go head playa playa!!!!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 24, 2011, 03:07:07 PM
 :lmao:
ohhh brutha tony....is that a crown royal flask in your pocket or are you excited to see me?
 :o :lol: :blush:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 24, 2011, 03:08:59 PM
I wonder if MS. JACKSON would call me up to the stage?  :o :kisses: :hugs: :blush: :tongue2: :angel:

If you wearing them threads you emailed me earlier....she may jump down there and rip em off ya....go head playa playa!!!!
87, BT repping like that?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on March 24, 2011, 03:11:10 PM
^^
Big Pimpin' Brig Gen 007....my main man was smooth....looking good!!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 24, 2011, 03:16:16 PM
^^
Big Pimpin' Brig Gen 007....my main man was smooth....looking good!!

Alright now. I see you BT, with your Brooks Brothers suit, Tag Heur watch and smelling OH SO GOOD ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on March 24, 2011, 03:19:33 PM
all that with a stingy straw brim to boot....that mug was nicesty...nice + nasty = nicesty
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 24, 2011, 03:30:35 PM
A man that can cook and dress, Well dam BT :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 24, 2011, 03:36:49 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 24, 2011, 05:51:37 PM
1. Why is love blind?
2. Does time have a beginning?
3. How are words origined?  How did folks look at them when someone decided to first use and define that word?  For example, was there a serious debate over the usage and definition of the word "dirt"?  And just who decided to call it "dirt"?
4. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
5. What's the difference in truly living and being alive?
6. Why is it so hard to say goodbye?  Is it easier to say hello?
7. Did Gilligan ever get off that damn island?
8. What tone deaf fool told Keshia Cole she could sing?

The one who wasn't blind and could see her booty.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 24, 2011, 05:53:07 PM
Why did this middle age guy purchase a Red Bull, 2 5hr energy drinks and some energy sticks wouldn't the blue bill been sufficient?

Why do I hope my dear friend Chris (LUDA) have my backstage pass for Ms. Jacksons?

Four more days until MS. JACKSON ;D


go head J, you connected, knowing da Atlanta house heffa, Dwight and Luda
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 24, 2011, 06:06:42 PM
Why did this middle age guy purchase a Red Bull, 2 5hr energy drinks and some energy sticks wouldn't the blue bill been sufficient?

Why do I hope my dear friend Chris (LUDA) have my backstage pass for Ms. Jacksons?

Four more days until MS. JACKSON ;D


go head J, you connected, knowing da Atlanta house heffa, Dwight and Luda

Stop it. It pays to know people who know people. Just like the Army ;)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on March 25, 2011, 12:00:42 PM
TGIF.......

Thinking if my dad could have reached through that telephone this morning he would have probably choked me out 2x for that voice and attitude I gave him when I picked up the phone....It was 5something in the morning and I didn't look down to see who it was when I picked up the phone....

I am VERY grumpy today because DUKE lost on last night, I have a NASTY attitude and it shows, I have been searching for 5:00 since I got to work at 8:30 and hadn't been able to find that son of a gun yet.......

I'm heading to Wet Willie's tonight and hopefully not get my weekly Friday headache......

Heading back up to the old stomping grounds tomorrow Greensboro just sorry it's for a funeral but will be stopping throught campus while in town............
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 25, 2011, 12:08:22 PM
Wet Willie's "call a cab/catch a cab" will have yo a--z call/catching a dayum cab  :nod: TRUST ME!  :brickwall:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on March 25, 2011, 12:27:30 PM
Wet Willie's "call a cab/catch a cab" will have yo a--z call/catching a dayum cab  :nod: TRUST ME!  :brickwall:

LOL I had to find out the hard way.... I didn't believe it and had already had a "few" drinks prior to that one  :thefan:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 25, 2011, 12:43:04 PM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 25, 2011, 09:42:37 PM
I've been married, divorced, given birth and been through so much in lifee..but why I did grin like a ten year-old when my dad called me "his pretty girl?"

Have you ever encountered someone so evil, you believed you were in the presence of the Devil?


Why do people have mid-life crises? You're supposed to  enjoy your life--no matter how old you are!!!

Thumper's friend made me laugh today when she said, "You are so different from other moms, I and think that is so COOOOOL!"
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 25, 2011, 11:51:18 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 26, 2011, 04:34:06 PM
I've been married, divorced, given birth and been through so much in lifee..but why I did grin like a ten year-old when my dad called me "his pretty girl?"

Have you ever encountered someone so evil, you believed you were in the presence of the Devil? Yes my boss that just retired.  >:D


Why do people have mid-life crises? You're supposed to  enjoy your life--no matter how old you are!!!

Thumper's friend made me laugh today when she said, "You are so different from other moms, and think that is so COOOOOL!"
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 26, 2011, 05:58:33 PM
Went dancing last night and had a ball. I like the new Mint Condition and Lloyd song.

Why did this lady at Saks take the size shirt off the rack I was looking for? Heifer

Now I have to find a different color to wear with my white pants. Heifer

Why did my hook up call  and say Your tickets got upgraded? I'm like already near the stage :shrug: Can you get me backstage is all I ask?

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 26, 2011, 06:22:54 PM
Girl Scout Cookie Sale Season is ALMOST OVER!!! I see the light at the end of the tunnel!!! WHOOOOO!


When will Kate Plus Eight go away....like back to PA and out of the public eye?



Back to the recipe books and Cooking Channel...I'm running out of ideas!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 27, 2011, 03:15:00 PM
Mrs. y calls me from the grocery store and says I need to remember where I came from.  She comes home with a half gallon of Neapolitan ice cream. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 28, 2011, 12:05:54 PM
WHAT A WEEKEND....I'Z TIRED!
How do the Big Booty Sista's in Miami balance "ALL DAT" on 6 inch heels. AMAZING!  :o :nod:
When will I learn, that I can't dance good in my black Stacy Adams. :brickwall: :nono2:
I never met a Conch Fritter that i didn't like :kisses: :hugs:...well maybe there was a few. :shrug:
Why did my daughter call me (while i'm at a grown folks party) and ask "DO THEY HAVE RIBS".....i said "what"...she said "grown folks party usually have ribs"  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on March 28, 2011, 12:12:41 PM
I see the babygirl is a trip as much as her father is, eh?  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 28, 2011, 12:58:24 PM
Why I'm with BT. I went dancing this weekend and had a ball.

Why did I enjoy my dinner and movie Sat?

Why did I see a line of Mondays trying to get into the Express Tan Salon?

Can someone tell me what color is VCU Coach?  :)



/
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on March 28, 2011, 01:21:22 PM
Well I guess I'll get on the went dancing list... Had a fairly good time.......

Saturday was ok went to Greensboro for a funeral and got a chance to see and chill with my parents while there....

My mom is a fool LOL why did she lean over and whisper to me at the funeral some of these people dont look to bad with their backs turned but when they turn around their mouths look like a train wreck. She was like what happened to their teeth? I asked what do you mean she said the majority of these people looks like they left the majority of them at home...... I had to put her in TIME OUT!!!!!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 29, 2011, 08:51:21 AM
 :lmao:
My mom (Momma Beachcat) got some new glasses last week. Then she proclaimed "I CAN SEE THE WORLD BABY".  :lol: :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on March 29, 2011, 12:55:16 PM
Was feeling a little down earlier but whispered a small prayer and feel so much better........

Looking forward to 5:00pm because I am sooooooo ready to get to the crib....

For some reason I am very ready for football season and the road trips it brings.... I love visiting other school's campuses and seeing how they do things.........So far I have plans on going to Norfolk, Howard (Depends on how much I spend at A&T the weekend before since it is Homecoming), SCSU(But I grew up in SC so this will be nothing new at all)... I want to get down to Tuskegee for Homecoming as well we'll see how that works......
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on March 29, 2011, 01:26:49 PM
So the Date Auction occured last Thursday and we raised over $400 dollars for Big Brothers Big Sisters.  :nod:


Also had an interview with U of Minn. Athletics. It lasted over 30 minutes and it went pretty well. God willing, I get that call. If not, I know he has something even bigger planned for me.  :angel:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on March 29, 2011, 01:32:50 PM
So the Date Auction occured last Thursday and we raised over $400 dollars for Big Brothers Big Sisters.  :nod:


Also had an interview with U of Minn. Athletics. It lasted over 30 minutes and it went pretty well. God willing, I get that call. If not, I know he has something even bigger planned for me.  :angel:


Congrats on that Auction man....

Best wishes on the U of Minn gig... If it is for you then you have it man......
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 29, 2011, 02:11:57 PM
 :clap: :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: @ WESTCOASTAGGIE!

Why did i go to the Crab place (Rustic Inn) for lunch? ::) I didn't order crabs BUT the non-crackin'-crab friends, got crab juice all over me.  ::) :shrug: :shrug:
Now I'm feeling full and feeling Crabby!  >:(
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on March 29, 2011, 02:19:38 PM
:clap: :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: @ WESTCOASTAGGIE!

Why did i go to the Crab place (Rustic Inn) for lunch? ::) I didn't order crabs BUT the non-crackin'-crab friends, got crab juice all over me.  ::) :shrug: :shrug:
Now I'm feeling full and feeling Crabby!  >:(

You smell crabby too :lol:

wca, what God has for you is for you :nod:  I'm sure you did an excellent job!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 29, 2011, 02:32:48 PM
Don't be mad at me because young neymar snatched one of your 6 inch high heels and ran to Ethiopia with it.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on March 29, 2011, 02:35:29 PM
Don't be mad at me because young neymar snatched one of your 6 inch high heels and ran to Ethiopia with it.  :shrug:

He was not the reason behind my thread, but it seems to me you are the one that is mad :shrug:

You throw out jokes all day every day....are you sensitive all of a sudden?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 29, 2011, 02:40:41 PM
 :nono2: NEVER!

"FROM THERE TO HERE, FROM HERE TO THERE, FUNNY THINGS ARE EVERYWHERE"
- DR. SEUSS  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on March 29, 2011, 02:42:06 PM
Ok then...thought I was gonna have to press that button and put you on the new OW ignore list ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 29, 2011, 04:11:26 PM
Whew, BTand VG comedy for days :lol:

Getting ready for Ms. Janet. I'm on the floor orchestra section row GG ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 29, 2011, 04:53:33 PM
Whew, BTand VG comedy for days :lol:

Getting ready for Ms. Janet. I'm on the floor orchestra section row GG ;D

Close enough to get some Janet sweat on you.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 29, 2011, 05:03:08 PM
Hopefully her john hancock in her book also ;) ;)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on March 29, 2011, 05:04:36 PM
Have FUN Ms. J!!!!!

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 29, 2011, 05:08:05 PM
Thanks VG.  :)  I will  give my report tomorrow.  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 29, 2011, 05:31:28 PM
Why is it AAMU has computer giving for the band uniform drive but not for the school's other donations????

I sent an email to the guy who is listed as point of contact (no response in over three weeks). >:(

I don't like mailing my personal data (credit card number, checking account numbers) in the mail nor the inconvenience of mailing it as I am sure other alumni are.  (Had my identiy stolen before).

Makes no sense to me.  :no:  Well anyway I sent in a band uniform donation because it was easy.  Don't know what's so hard to understand, the easier you make it, the more likely people are to give.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on March 29, 2011, 05:41:02 PM

I sent an email to the guy who is listed as point of contact (no response in over three weeks). >:(


That isn't good...not when you're trying to give money...makes you wonder how many other people aren't giving because of that...
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 30, 2011, 12:08:38 AM
JANET....I'Z OVA HERE....WITHOUT MY STACY ADAMS....GOT MY SPIT SHINE, GOUT TOE ROCKPORTS ON.....TAKE ME BABY...PULL MY "LIL" POT BELLY a-- ON STAGE!  :angel: :bow:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 30, 2011, 08:58:43 AM
People never fail to amaze....

The neighbor kid invites Thumper over to hang out at her house for a short time.
( I always say one hour is long enough at someone's house.)


The next weekend the  kid's mom brings the kid over and says it is my turn to watch hre daughter while she goes out for the evening.

REALLY?  REALLY?

From The Something Ain't Right In The Water Files:
Thumper gets an invite to the Junior National Honor Society(YIPPEE!) She applies, but is denied because even though her grades are good...and she hasn't done enough volunteer work.

The siblings of older JNHS members were accepted, and they have done less or just as much volunteer work as Thumper.  

Oh well. :shrug:  No matter, she still is on the honor roll this quarter too!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 30, 2011, 09:00:45 AM
 :lol: @ YOUR TURN TO WATCH  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 30, 2011, 09:03:28 AM
:lol: @ YOUR TURN TO WATCH  :lol:


Okay?! Like I signed up for that? I told Thumper, "No more going over there!"

Like who really does that sort of thing?!!!!


I have some neighbors who are have some interesting personalities!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 30, 2011, 09:10:04 AM
UUUHHMMMM... my neighbor across the street.  ::)
If i'm outside with the kids and her kids are hanging out also. She'll get in her car and leave. She'll wave and say, "BE RIGHT BACK"!  :shrug: AND OF COURSE....my water and food is better than hers, so her kids say.  :shrug: :brickwall:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 30, 2011, 09:28:16 AM
UUUHHMMMM... my neighbor across the street.  ::)
If i'm outside with the kids and her kids are hanging out also. She'll get in her car and leave. She'll wave and say, "BE RIGHT BACK"!  :shrug: AND OF COURSE....my water and food is better than hers, so her kids say.  :shrug: :brickwall:

 :lol:Of course, YOURS is better!!! ::)

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 30, 2011, 09:44:00 AM
UUUHHMMMM... my neighbor across the street.  ::)
If i'm outside with the kids and her kids are hanging out also. She'll get in her car and leave. She'll wave and say, "BE RIGHT BACK"!  :shrug: AND OF COURSE....my water and food is better than hers, so her kids say.  :shrug: :brickwall:

That's when you take your kids inside and leave her kids to fend for themselves.  That will stop that behavior real quick.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 30, 2011, 09:55:18 AM
or just call Child Protective Services.....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 30, 2011, 10:03:18 AM
JANET....I'Z OVA HERE....WITHOUT MY STACY ADAMS....GOT MY SPIT SHINE, GOUT TOE ROCKPORTS ON.....TAKE ME BABY...PULL MY "LIL" POT BELLY a-- ON STAGE!  :angel: :bow:

She didn't do that part. Trust me the Gays were out in full force and in the front seats. :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 30, 2011, 10:06:42 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 30, 2011, 10:16:05 PM
Why in the hell did the cleaners put a big a-- crease in my Rock Revival jeans?
When did we revert back to the 80s?
Oh I forgot I was in Clarksville SMH
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 30, 2011, 10:41:08 PM
Took Thumper out to dinner...it was fun to have an evening out with her and listen to her talk about her 12-year old life present and future!!!   My Giant Baby is growing up :)


Every day, I am so amazed at the goodness of people and then shocked by some of the pure evil of others.


What kind of back-handed compliment is "You sure do clean up well!" supposed to do for the ego?  :lol:

Is it true if you start to color your hair, you have to keep doing it?

Today was the perfect cold day, cold, brisk and did I say cold? :lol: 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 31, 2011, 09:00:06 AM
Stopped to the A-rab corner store this morning. ::) Some clown has his bicycle (with flashing lights) in a parking space. a--Z HOLE comes out of store with 1 ciggarette and 1 beer. Stops and looks at his bicycle with admiration....like it's a dayum Caddy Coupe de Ville.  :shrug: :brickwall: :no:
GOTTA LOVE DA 'HOOD!  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 31, 2011, 09:07:36 AM
Momma Squirrel giving Poppa squirrel a run this morning.  :nod: :lol:
I'm going to miss this Job Site location, I've been here 20 years. :o We're moving to the Everglades  ::) away from the Beach/Downtown Area.  >:( :(
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 31, 2011, 10:23:17 AM
Momma Squirrel giving Poppa squirrel a run this morning.  :nod: :lol:
I'm going to miss this Job Site location, I've been here 20 years. :o We're moving to the Everglades  ::) away from the Beach/Downtown Area.  >:( :(
What!!!!! They putting yo a-- in da swamp????
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 31, 2011, 10:31:38 AM
 :nod: RIGHT ON THE EDGE  :nod:
It takes 7 minutes to get to work now. As of April 15, it'll take 25 minutes.  >:(
No more going home for lunch or checking on my Mom during lunch.  :brickwall:
BUT, I HAVE A JOB ;) ;D  :clap: :bow:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 31, 2011, 11:26:57 AM
Why does.1 tire for my Benz cost $150 to replace?
I talk sh*t about Mondays, but they know their cars.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 31, 2011, 11:37:14 AM
Why does.1 tire for my Benz cost $150 to replace?
I talk sh*t about Mondays, but they know their cars.

Is that all?  Buy some good rubber and keep on truckin.  I paid over $700 for a set of four for my pickup and was glad to do it. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on March 31, 2011, 03:18:53 PM
It's 91 Degrees outside.  :o
GLOBAL WARMING ALERT  ::) :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 31, 2011, 04:42:29 PM
Why does.1 tire for my Benz cost $150 to replace?
I talk sh*t about Mondays, but they know their cars.

Unfortunately I have to quote Y "Is that all?"  If you are running low profiles that's dirt cheap.  :shrug: I recently paid $800.00 for a cheap set of tires.  Car came with low profiles, which I can't stand,  and it would have cost even more to change to regular tires. :no: 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 31, 2011, 04:52:22 PM
How bout that heffar Nikki Haley mandated we watch a video of her telling us how much she appreciates what we do and the sacrifice we make.  She had a lying smile on her face and was almost laughing.  We got stuck with additional furlough which starts coming out of folks checks today/tomorrow.  I feel so much better now that she has applied that KY Jelly.   :no: 

We were also braced for the additional 10 days of furlough to start in July.  :shrug:  I know some of you are saying that bullschitt "just be glad you have a job", but their are some employees here that aren't going to make ends meet when this furlough hits.  Some payments will be missed.  I will be okay but those 20K employees are going to catch it and my heart goes out to them.  They should have furloughed based on salary but instead they furloughed based on position, typical republican concern for the little man.  :no:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on March 31, 2011, 05:55:21 PM
Que, Tim Kaine gave state employees a furlough day after he left office.  What a coward.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 31, 2011, 07:00:01 PM
Why does.1 tire for my Benz cost $150 to replace?
I talk sh*t about Mondays, but they know their cars.

Unfortunately I have to quote Y "Is that all?"  If you are running low profiles that's dirt cheap.  :shrug: I recently paid $800.00 for a cheap set of tires.  Car came with low profiles, which I can't stand,  and it would have cost even more to change to regular tires. :no: 

Acutally Q, they are $164  piece plus  taxes. So, Mr. Kappa is looking to pay around 800 plus for my tires.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 31, 2011, 08:40:37 PM
It's 91 Degrees outside.  :o

Well you ARE in South Florida :lol:

At least we have a little time before that heat comes this way....I'll be happy if it never makes it! :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on March 31, 2011, 09:04:39 PM
Why does.1 tire for my Benz cost $150 to replace?
I talk sh*t about Mondays, but they know their cars.

Unfortunately I have to quote Y "Is that all?"  If you are running low profiles that's dirt cheap.  :shrug: I recently paid $800.00 for a cheap set of tires.  Car came with low profiles, which I can't stand,  and it would have cost even more to change to regular tires. :no: 

Acutally Q, they are $164  piece plus  taxes. So, Mr. Kappa is looking to pay around 800 plus for my tires.

That's what I'm talking about girl!   :clap:

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 31, 2011, 09:21:10 PM
Why does.1 tire for my Benz cost $150 to replace?
I talk sh*t about Mondays, but they know their cars.

Unfortunately I have to quote Y "Is that all?"  If you are running low profiles that's dirt cheap.  :shrug: I recently paid $800.00 for a cheap set of tires.  Car came with low profiles, which I can't stand,  and it would have cost even more to change to regular tires. :no: 

Acutally Q, they are $164  piece plus  taxes. So, Mr. Kappa ???? is looking to pay around 800 plus for my tires.

 :o  Looks like the price of monkey has gone waaaaay up or your nickname is "Sunshine".  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on March 31, 2011, 09:23:08 PM
Everybody know it ain't trickin if ya got it ;)

Aint that right Sunshine?  ;D

Signed,

Sunny Delight ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 31, 2011, 09:25:47 PM
Mr. Que,

Mr. Kappa has no problem doing for me as I don't have a problem doing for him. Carry On :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 31, 2011, 09:27:11 PM
Mr. Que,

Mr. Kappa has no problem doing for me as I don't have a problem doing for him. Carry On :nod:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 31, 2011, 09:29:51 PM
Everybody know it ain't trickin if ya got it ;)

Aint that right Sunshine?  ;D

Signed,

Sunny Delight ;D

That's right Sunny Delight.
Signed
Ms. Citrus ;)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on March 31, 2011, 09:30:21 PM
Mr. Que,

Mr. Kappa has no problem doing for me as I don't have a problem doing for him. Carry On :nod:
:nod: :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 31, 2011, 09:34:26 PM
Why do I feel like I'm in the orange juice section at the supermarket.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 31, 2011, 09:37:04 PM
You started it. Mr. Players Club :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on March 31, 2011, 09:53:19 PM
Why do I feel like I'm in the orange juice section at the supermarket.  :lol:

You are a nut! :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on March 31, 2011, 09:57:58 PM
WTH???? Fantasia and Khandi showing how to get a set of tires.  :lol:  Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=126gldiMRa0)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on March 31, 2011, 10:23:33 PM
Hey, if that what's it take. Shake, shake while making it rain :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 01, 2011, 02:05:46 AM
The Issabella Pizza and Pasta Pirates got spanked tonight 10-2! UGLY YA'LL....UGLY! :brickwall:
#3 ;)...LF, 2nd base, CF was not a happy ball player this evening.
1st at bat: 5 foul balls, got caught lookin'....struck out
2nd at bat: 8 foul balls, got caught lookin'....struck out
Next batter on both occassions...hit triples  :brickwall:
 :shrug:
 :-X
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 01, 2011, 09:17:50 AM
THANK GOD FOR MY DAUGHTER'S CHEMISTRY HONORS TUTOR....THANK GOD!  ;) ;) ;D ;D :nod: :clap: :bow: :bow:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on April 06, 2011, 09:53:33 AM
Why did I just call my mom and asked what she was doing?

Why did she tell me "I'm on the toilet getting ready to make a phone call? :lol:

Elderly got to love them :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 06, 2011, 09:55:41 AM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on April 06, 2011, 09:59:56 AM
Why do my twins know all the words to Keri Hilson's "Pretty Girl Rock"? Why do they each have their own intro, taking turns between the lead and background vocals. Why don't they understand that I don't want them going around saying "don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!"?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on April 06, 2011, 10:01:39 AM
Why do my twins know all the words to Keri Hilson's "Pretty Girl Rock"? Why do they each have their own intro, taking turns between the lead and background vocals. Why don't they understand that I don't want them going around saying "don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!"?

Don't know if the twins are girls, but around here, all the tweens LOVE that song!

I had to pull Thumper to the side and talk to her about that song, like I do with MOST of this stuff that passes for music!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on April 06, 2011, 10:06:01 AM
WTH???? Fantasia and Khandi showing how to get a set of tires.  :lol:  Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=126gldiMRa0)

Well now I see how Fantasia hooked the married man!  :tongue2:


Okay now. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 06, 2011, 10:07:20 AM
Why did my son "stink up the game" last night?  :brickwall: :( :no: NO DAYUM FOCUS ATALL!  >:(  His Team Won in a rather "rough" baseball game for 11-12 year olds. Dayum Football Game broke out, with 3 high tags, a few push off base moves, 2 take out slides, 1 MAJOR collision (concussion) at home plate, 2 ejections (other team).
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: 90Aggie on April 06, 2011, 10:10:42 AM
Why do my twins know all the words to Keri Hilson's "Pretty Girl Rock"? Why do they each have their own intro, taking turns between the lead and background vocals. Why don't they understand that I don't want them going around saying "don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!"?

Don't know if the twins are girls, but around here, all the tweens LOVE that song!

This between loves it, too!    (http://www.smileyvillage.com/smilies/banana001.gif)

All eyes on me when I walk in
No question that this girl's a 10
Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on April 06, 2011, 10:11:24 AM
Yep, twins are girls. And I too monitor the songs but had no idea they mastered all the words.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on April 06, 2011, 10:20:10 AM
Yes...these children can get these songs down..in no time.

That is why I let Baby Rattlerette know if that she can learn these songs, and she can do her schoolwork!

And speaking of, why did two kids ask her to write a song for him and the other asked him to write a rap?

I told her, let this be a freebie, next time charge a dollar for the song or the rap. :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on April 06, 2011, 10:25:41 AM
Why did my son "stink up the game" last night?  :brickwall: :( :no: NO DAYUM FOCUS ATALL!  >:(  His Team Won in a rather "rough" baseball game for 11-12 year olds. Dayum Football Game broke out, with 3 high tags, a few push off base moves, 2 take out slides, 1 MAJOR collision (concussion) at home plate, 2 ejections (other team).

Wait for the rematch.  It will be interesting.  When I played if the catcher blocked the plate I took him out.  One kid got smart.  He stepped to the side and tagged me out.  I asked him after the game why he didn't block the plate like the others.  He told me his job was to keep me from scoring, not getting ran over. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 06, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
 :nod:
This was game #2 with this team. 9-1 last night. We won 16-6 last time.  :dedhorse:
1 more game against them.  ::) :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 06, 2011, 02:53:38 PM
I just went to Tater Town Farmer's market and got some Honey Tangarines  ;)  ;D ;D and dayum near bit my finger.  :nod: :nod: HONEY SWEET!  :clap:
Try to find some...FROM FLORI"DUH"!  :shrug:

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on April 06, 2011, 05:33:41 PM
I just went to Tater Town Farmer's market and got some Honey Tangarines  ;)  ;D ;D and dayum near bit my finger.  :nod: :nod: HONEY SWEET!  :clap:
Try to find some...FROM FLORI"DUH"!  :shrug:



Did they have the allowable amount of radiation????
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 07, 2011, 08:38:13 AM
If they did, I got me a good dose. I threw those Honey tangerines in the Stir Fry Chicken last night.  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on April 07, 2011, 09:29:26 AM
It is Thursday and the LAST day of the work week for me.........

Not sure what I'm going to do Fri-Sun but whatever it is it will be fun......I might roll up to Greensboro to check out the Spring Game, family, and friends.......OR Might roll with homeboy to Spartanburg to see lil sis DELTA PROBATE.....

The more I think about it since I don't have to be up in the AM I just might "Call A Cab" tonight at Wet Willies..........

I really miss my laptop damn thing went on vacation and never returned...
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 07, 2011, 01:28:00 PM
 :clap: CALL IT....DAYUMIT I SAY CALL IT!  :nod:
I may have 1 also @ Seminole Hard Rock tonight.  ;) :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on April 07, 2011, 02:22:36 PM
Why did I have to send my brother the lyrics to "Lola."  He didn't believe that Lola was a man.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on April 08, 2011, 12:36:14 AM
Why do women wear wigs that LOOK like wigs?

Same for weaves?  I know somewhere, somebody knows how to fix a weave and pick and wig that doesn't look so wiggy or weavey....

I just haven't seen it yet!

In one week I am going from the frying pan into the fire...

Going from  the madness that is Girl Scout cookie sales to the mayhem that is dance competitions ...

These mom and daughters HAVE nothing on the Toddlers and Tiaras people!

The things we do for our kids! Send help!! :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 08, 2011, 09:43:55 AM
ITZ FRIDAY, ITZ PAY DAY AND DA SCHIT IS ABOUT TA  :thefan:
WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?
WAHT'S FOR HAPPY HOUR?
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
WHAT'S FOR THE LATE NIGHT, FRIDAY NIGHT, SOBER UP SNACK?
 O0

YA'LL SMILE AT SOMEBODY TODAY! :)  ;) ;D :angel: :nod: :clap: :bow:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on April 08, 2011, 11:15:49 AM
Why have the Mondays been working my nerves this week?

Why did I want to take them to Ghetto University?

Sorority meeting tomorrow, Nashville Sorors are a different breed. :nod:

Why did J. Anthony Brown tweet: I was so late today I thought it was Saturday...#watchoutdehnow. Silly :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 08, 2011, 11:51:51 AM
 :nod: @ J. Antny Brown :lol:
At least he was honest  ;) ;D :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on April 08, 2011, 01:58:20 PM
Its getting harder and harder to come to work even though that female dog (for the censors  :lol:) of a boss has retired.  :shrug: Glad I only have 6 months, 1 week, 3 days, 2.5 hours, 1 minute , 45 seconds and a wake up left, but who's counting  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on April 08, 2011, 03:00:40 PM
Why did I look at my pay stub and said " Self something ain't right?


Why did I call Finance and the lady stated" You're only getting half and when the government resumes you will get your other half? WTH
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 08, 2011, 03:02:21 PM
 :brickwall: WELL DAYUM  >:(
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on April 08, 2011, 03:10:53 PM
Why did I look at my pay stub and said " Self something ain't right?


Why did I call Finance and the lady stated" You're only getting half and when the government resumes you will get your other half? WTH

 :o   Dang that is worst than my furlough. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on April 08, 2011, 03:12:10 PM
Why did I look at my pay stub and said " Self something ain't right?


Why did I call Finance and the lady stated" You're only getting half and when the government resumes you will get your other half? WTH

 :o   Dang that is worst than my furlough. 

Glad I'm not a private with a spouse and 2 or three kids
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on April 08, 2011, 03:45:07 PM
We need Regime Change on Capitol Hill.  This is ridiculous.  You don't F with a soldiers pay.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on April 08, 2011, 06:30:47 PM
We need Regime Change on Capitol Hill.  This is ridiculous.  You don't F with a soldiers pay.

You are right your folks are holding service members and other Fed employees salaries hostage. Get ride of all of them.  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on April 08, 2011, 06:39:08 PM
We need Regime Change on Capitol Hill.  This is ridiculous.  You don't F with a soldiers pay.

You are right your folks are holding service members and other Fed employees salaries hostage. Get ride of all of them.  :nod:

Your folks have to go too.  They are holding the military hostage.

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/206861_122041364539724_100002015828166_147646_5340499_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on April 08, 2011, 06:48:50 PM
:brickwall: WELL DAYUM  >:(

The censors are coming, the sensors are coming.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on April 11, 2011, 02:08:38 PM
Well it is Monday hope everyone had a good weekend......

--I got a chance to "Call-A_Cab" this weekend at Wet Willies needless to say that thing called back and  :thefan: :no:

--Had a sudden urge to shoot some hoops so going to the park today to play basketball.....

--For whatever reason was flipping through the channels last night and ended up watching "Driving Ms. Daisy" and got MAD......

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: 90Aggie on April 11, 2011, 02:33:53 PM
Why do I continue to watch Undercover Boss when it only makes me cry?  :'(

Why did TV-1 change its weeknight line-up from A Different World and Living Single to multiple reruns of Love That Girl and The Tracy Morgan Show?  >:(

If Love That Girl is really horribly bad television, why do I continue to watch?

Who told Charlie Murphy that he can act?

If I turn off the television at night, would I be able to sleep through the night?

Why is Honest Tea's Peach Oo-La-Long sooooo good?  :nod:

Why is that new Snapple Papaya Mango tea even better?  :clap:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on April 11, 2011, 02:46:59 PM
Why in the world would someone get mad from watching "Driving Miss Daisy."
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 11, 2011, 02:56:26 PM
Why did my daughter just text me about the 10th Grade FCAT Exam (READING PORTION)...."IT WAS SOOOOO STUPID, THE QUESTIONS DIDN'T MATCH THE STORY"!  >:( :brickwall: :( :no: :crazy:

Why is the Math portion done on Computer but not the Reading?  :brickwall: :crazy:

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on April 11, 2011, 03:00:41 PM
Why in the world would someone get mad from watching "Driving Miss Daisy."

As Biggie said.....so if ya don't know, now ya know......
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 11, 2011, 03:03:12 PM
 :lol:
Undercover Boss was on point last night.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on April 11, 2011, 07:09:03 PM
Why do I continue to watch Undercover Boss when it only makes me cry?  :'(

Why did TV-1 change its weeknight line-up from A Different World and Living Single to multiple reruns of Love That Girl and The Tracy Morgan Show?  >:(

If Love That Girl is really horribly bad television, why do I continue to watch?

Who told Charlie Murphy that he can act?

If I turn off the television at night, would I be able to sleep through the night?

Why is Honest Tea's Peach Oo-La-Long sooooo good?  :nod:

Why is that new Snapple Papaya Mango tea even better?  :clap:


 :o

90Aggie, Just when I was starting to feel I could trust you, I find out you lied to me.  :no: You just don't know the hurt I feel right now :'(. I specifically asked you if you had a lot of random thoughts and you said "No, I don't like to think."  Now here you are posting all these random thoughts.  You probably call a body part monkey and eat chili in your four inch heels while a brother buys you a new set of tires.  You have betrayed my trust.  :brickwall:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: 90Aggie on April 11, 2011, 08:22:44 PM
I didn't like to you, Que.  When I told you last week that I didn't like to think, at that time, I didn't.  However, over the weekend, I discovered that I do like to think, hence, my random thoughts for today.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on April 11, 2011, 08:32:12 PM
I didn't like to you, Que.  When I told you last week that I didn't like to think, at that time, I didn't.  However, over the weekend, I discovered that I do like to think, hence, my random thoughts for today.

Hummmm I do believe I been slickered!!!!
(http://mytechworld.org/images/thinking.gif)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 12, 2011, 12:10:58 AM
I DON'T KNOW BAMA DOG....I QUIT JANET FOR LALAH....I QUIT DRUCELLA (Y&R) FOR WEATHER CHANNEL SISTA' VIVIAN...I QUIT DA PINE-SOL LADY FOR THE POPEYE'S CHICKEN LADY (SHE WANT'S ME) ;) ;D :nod:.....I'Z ABOUT TA QUIT DA FINE FASHIONETTA (DAYUM NEAR GOT LAID OFF BY DA GUVMENT BUT HAD SPRING HEELS ON AT SPRANG GAME)....FOR ONE OF "REVRANDZ JESSIE"S AGGIE'S GIRLZ".  :nod:

....i bet "da aggie proffesor and aggie knowitall" are throwing up "dey aggie milk" ova dat!
CALL MUTHA SHAW!  :popcorn: :snicker cause da centralized buzzards are flying low....lawd knows they cain't fly high wit short wangs.  :crazy:
 :police:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on April 12, 2011, 08:45:18 AM
:nod:.....I'Z ABOUT TA QUIT DA FINE FASHIONETTA (DAYUM NEAR GOT LAID OFF BY DA GUVMENT BUT HAD SPRING HEELS ON AT SPRANG GAME)....FOR ONE OF "REVRANDZ JESSIE"S AGGIE'S GIRLZ".  :nod:

Well dammit let's not prolong this shall we?
(http://www.wildernesscustomexteriors.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Exterior-Door-Installations-Kelowna.jpg)

There is the door----use it :nod:

Hell, I'll even give you gas money to get you over there...you drink to damn much anyway

90Aggie, he's all yours dear ;D

Bro T, don't try to come back....I will have you arrested for stalking  :police: (after I beat your a-- that is)  :dedhorse:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 12, 2011, 08:54:12 AM
 :lmao:
UHHMMMM....CAN I HAVE MY POTS AND PANS, BOTTLE OF CROWN, BACK POCKET HOMECOMING FLASK, TUBA MOUTH PIECE, AND OX-TAILS OUT YO DAYUM FREEZER?  >:(

IF NOT....I'M DAYUM SHO' COMING BACK  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on April 12, 2011, 09:58:44 AM
:lmao:
UHHMMMM....CAN I HAVE MY POTS AND PANS, BOTTLE OF CROWN, BACK POCKET HOMECOMING FLASK, TUBA MOUTH PIECE, AND OX-TAILS OUT YO DAYUM FREEZER?  >:(

That crap is already out on the curb...

You better hurry too.... Your crackhead cousin called over here looking for you...I might have "inadvertently" told Pookie that you weren't here and your sh...I mean stuff was outside.  :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on April 12, 2011, 10:04:43 AM
Well I'll be dipped in buttermilk!  Y'all off the chain this morning.

Why do I have two birds who think my Viking grill would make a good nesting location? I'm about to fire it up and see what happens. All these trees and the twins even made birdhouses at Home Depot but no, these do-do birds had to mess with my stuff! It's on like a chicken bone now.....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on April 12, 2011, 02:22:22 PM
VG and BT are retarded.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on April 12, 2011, 07:52:18 PM
Why did the lady at the dentist office leave my gums sore as L?

Why did she tell me I need to use a kid toothbrush because my mouth is small? WTH

Why do these Mondays continue to get on my last d*m nerve?

Why did this E-7 AA male get busted down to E-4 sent to Fort Knox because of a cocaine habit? :no:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on April 12, 2011, 09:52:31 PM
We've had a couple of days over 60 degrees and folks are breaking out the flip flops, sandals...

But it's been 6 months of cold boot-wearing weather--sooo ever heard of a pumice stone and lotion? ;)


If I hear one more Black person use the term "good hair",  I am going to scream!
THIS IS  NOT 1956!!!!!






Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 12, 2011, 10:01:56 PM
I hate that Good Hair crap also.  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on April 12, 2011, 10:55:36 PM
Good hair is hair that looks good whether it is on your head or when you take it off and hang it on the bed post.

Quote
Why did this E-7 AA male get busted down to E-4 sent to Fort Knox because of a cocaine habit?

Siht happens.   :shrug: 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 13, 2011, 12:43:09 AM
NO SPRING IN SOUTH FLORIDA....WE WENT SCRAIGHT-TA-SUMMER!  :nod:
I LIKED THE SINBAD REALITY SHOW! :nod:
I WOULD NOT MARRY INTO THE BRAXTON FAMILY!  :no:
I FEEL LIKE GOING TO BENIHANA!  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 13, 2011, 12:06:56 PM
Why is the Lady GA GA Concert Crew looking hungova and ovahung this morning.  :lol:
BAM...BRUTHA TONY SLAMS THE OFFICE DOOR AGAIN!  :lol:
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Meciber 202 on April 15, 2011, 01:37:00 PM
Why am I listening to the new Kelly Rowland song over and over today.  :nod:
I'm really not into her music but for some reason I feel I need motivation (where you at?)

Motivation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1XozsBN5Z4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1XozsBN5Z4)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 15, 2011, 02:10:03 PM
After 20 years, this is my last Friday at this job site.  :(
All packed up and re-ta-go  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on April 20, 2011, 08:06:56 PM
So umm...

how do the women on the board feel about the word "Milf"?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on April 20, 2011, 10:22:16 PM
So umm...

how do the women on the board feel about the word "Milf"?

Doesn't bother me, to the point of being offended. I don't think it should be part of everyday language either.

Plain, old everyday decency seems to have gone the way of the dodo bird.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 21, 2011, 08:49:14 AM
HERE COMES PETER COTTONTAIL
HOPPING DOWN DA OW TRAIL
HIPPITY HOPPITY
EASTER'S ON IT'S WAY....
 ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on April 21, 2011, 02:56:45 PM
Why did I see this on my hairdressers page:If you don't plan on paying your title loan back (Ricky & KC) please refrain from using me as a reference. I'm tired of having to lie to TitleMax every week when they call asking have I seen you.

____________________________________FLATLINE_________________

Jason is a fool :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 21, 2011, 03:41:19 PM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on April 21, 2011, 04:03:01 PM
J, you really need a reality show.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 21, 2011, 04:06:57 PM
I wonder what Jason would say about Valley Girl"s hair.  :popcorn: :tiptoe:
CHILD WEAVE!
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on April 21, 2011, 04:24:33 PM
I wonder what Jason would say about Valley Girl"s hair.  :popcorn: :tiptoe:
CHILD WEAVE!
 :lmao:

Man you gonna end up with an 8 inch stilleto in your butt.   :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on April 21, 2011, 04:37:43 PM
I wonder what Jason would say about Valley Girl"s hair.  :popcorn: :tiptoe:
CHILD WEAVE!
 :lmao:

Man you gonna end up with an 8 inch stilleto in your butt.   :lol:

He is itching for an a-- whooping. :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on April 21, 2011, 06:03:39 PM
Why are my African cuzzins acting like Latinos when they try to jump the line,  hollering "I no unnerstand Enlis!!!"  Really? REALLY?!

"How about I-C-E," I say, "Understand that?"


How about the neighbor kid calls yesterday and asks can she spend the night and the next day since its Spring Break?
Uh..  :no: No you can't. Thumper's Spring Break begins THURSDAY and no, you cannot sleep over then EITHER!!!!!
 :brickwall:

Why when I passed by Harold Pener aka Steve Harvey HQ for suits and shoes--it looked like they were giving away free cheese?

BTW--there was a LILAC-colored  :o suit on display. OMG! LILAC! REALLY?!

I'm not anti-social but I can really relate when people say they wouldn't mind living on the side of of a mountain and coming down once a month for supplies!!!! :lol:


Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on April 21, 2011, 07:18:09 PM
Galfamu, Mrs. y wedding color was Victorian lilac.   :brickwall:

Why, after getting a phone call from an Onnidan Diva, did every dman thing in the grocery store shock the  :thefan: out of me.  Even the plastic bags had amped up voltage. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on April 21, 2011, 10:23:40 PM
How bout I had a fire in my kitchen tonight and the fire department showed up 15 minutes (20 minutes after I called) after I had it out with 7 trucks.  ::)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 22, 2011, 12:41:44 AM
INDA MORNING....After i spend half my paycheck on kids eye appointments (so much for high option in-sure-us)  :crazy: I'm gonna go check out the AKA's from Flori"DUH", Gawga and Souf Cacky Lacky that are in town for Regional Conference.  :nod: ....just to make sure they are comfortable in this humid, hot environment and make sure they don't get lost in Wildman"s old hood.  :lol:
I have NOT seen the shirt "someone" ::) gave my daughter: I'M A FUTURE AKA...AND MY DADDY IS GOING TO PAY!
 :brickwall:
DAYUM SHAME! :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on April 22, 2011, 08:14:02 AM
INDA MORNING....After i spend half my paycheck on kids eye appointments (so much for high option in-sure-us)  :crazy: I'm gonna go check out the AKA's from Flori"DUH", Gawga and Souf Cacky Lacky that are in town for Regional Conference.  :nod: ....just to make sure they are comfortable in this humid, hot environment and make sure they don't get lost in Wildman"s old hood.  :lol:
I have NOT seen the shirt "someone" ::) gave my daughter: I'M A FUTURE AKA...AND MY DADDY IS GOING TO PAY!
 :brickwall:
DAYUM SHAME! :shrug:

I like that  t-shirt :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on April 23, 2011, 08:42:01 PM
Thumper and her friends had their first Negro movie experience at the Magic Johnson movie theater(at the Boulevard for my DMV folks) last night...

The movie? Madea's Big Happy Family :lol:  The stories those girlies had on the ride home!!! HA HA!

Why are people who hardly go to church all year are beating the regulars in getting there on Easter?


Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on April 23, 2011, 08:53:00 PM
Galfamu, Mrs. y wedding color was Victorian lilac.   :brickwall:


okay so you had on a Victorian lilac suit. What am I supposed to say to that?

I don't know what "Victorian Lilac" looks like.

I just know I saw a LILAC suit in the display window.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on April 24, 2011, 06:46:14 AM
Galfamu, Mrs. y wedding color was Victorian lilac.   :brickwall:


okay so you had on a Victorian lilac suit. What am I supposed to say to that?

I don't know what "Victorian Lilac" looks like.

I just know I saw a LILAC suit in the display window.

I was in a white tux.  The bridesmaids and groomsmen had on victorian liac. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on April 24, 2011, 03:56:27 PM
Just watched The Untold story of Emmett Louis Till. WOW
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on April 24, 2011, 06:14:07 PM
 Easter, my biggest pet peeve would be men who do wear suits.  GET ONE THAT
FITS... I can't stand to see a man the height of Kirk Franklin or Byron
Cage with a darn Steve Harvey zoot suit on... LAWD!!!  Darn jacket is
dang near to the floor.   And those atrocious colors!!! Let Bobby Jones
do the colors, he on TV... I think church folks go from one extreme to
the other.  From the club to the LAWD HELP me.  It's never a dull
sighting at my church.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on April 24, 2011, 08:59:51 PM
I should be used to this schizo weather in the DMV...but.... :lol:

How about today it a 105 in the shade(well 85 actually) then stormed all evening, complete with lighting.

Yesterday was early springlike--70 at the  most, breezy and Good Friday was typical April, all-day, rainy, 50 degrees.

Cannot wait to see what tomoorw brings!  WHOOOO!

Went to the best Easter cook-out ever! Despite the heat--I HATE HEAT!!!

 Good people-good food, good conversation...and the enteratainment was all on the fly. 

Many of the kids were Duke Ellington School of the Arts students--and we were treated to impromptu enterainment. :)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on April 26, 2011, 08:55:34 AM
Why did a tornado come through last night and knocked every tree down in my backyard?

Why is traffic being diverted from the main road through my neighborhood? Cars for days :no:

Why is my neighbor"s driveway blocked with trees? I guess they want being going to work today.

Why did my daughter run upstairs last night with her blanket like superman :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on April 26, 2011, 09:22:13 AM
Easter, my biggest pet peeve would be men who do wear suits.  GET ONE THAT
FITS... I can't stand to see a man the height of Kirk Franklin or Byron
Cage with a darn Steve Harvey zoot suit on... LAWD!!!  Darn jacket is
dang near to the floor.   And those atrocious colors!!! Let Bobby Jones
do the colors, he on TV... I think church folks go from one extreme to
the other.  From the club to the LAWD HELP me.  It's never a dull
sighting at my church.

 :lol:   *SPITTIN OUT MY COFFEE!!!!*   :lmao:
DON'T even get me started on what I saw the last time I was up there for a funeral.  ::)







Why did a tornado come through last night and knocked every tree down in my backyard?
Why did my daughter run upstairs last night with her blanket like superman :lol:


 ;D  No she didn't?   :lol: 

Those pics? GOOOOD LAAAAWWWWD!!!!
   (http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=817647652658&id=2dd1225568aeddf6e2700abe25a58952&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.clker.com%2fcliparts%2f1%2f0%2fe%2ff%2f12178628141677313153AJ_Buddy_frightened.svg.hi.png)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on April 26, 2011, 09:30:55 AM
I got up and moved my car into the garage. I thought for sure one of the trees hit my car.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 26, 2011, 09:54:26 AM
31 pages of Random Thoughts  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on April 26, 2011, 09:55:46 AM
Correction....32 pages  :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on April 26, 2011, 10:47:11 AM
31 pages of Random Thoughts  :shrug:

Most of them belonging to you :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on April 26, 2011, 11:00:17 AM
AAAWWW HELL....HERE COMES THE "OW COUNT A DAYUM POST  :police: CREW"  ::) :brickwall:
...i'm so vulnerable.... :tiptoe: :crazy:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on April 26, 2011, 03:39:05 PM
31 pages of Random Thoughts  :shrug:

Most of them belonging to you :lol:

I would guess 29 of the 32 pages.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on May 01, 2011, 04:56:53 PM
Why did this boy holler ATL in the house when Luda hit the screen in Fast Five?
Why when the choir sung This may be the last time I don't know, this lady hollered it may be the last time you better wake up and smell the coffee?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on May 02, 2011, 09:07:15 AM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on May 02, 2011, 01:53:06 PM
My daughter is taking Driver's Education Class on "EARLY" ::) saturday mornings. WHY IS SHE CORRECTING ME ON EVERY LIL DRIVING MISTAKE I MAKE?  :-X :brickwall:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 02, 2011, 08:32:06 PM
Why da power go out right before the dayum game come on ????  Why I only got 40 minutes left on this laptop battery???? MB1 text me some periodic updates. :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 02, 2011, 08:54:05 PM
Battery low, signing off to go sit in the dark or may go watch the game at a wing joint, yeah, that's the ticket.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 02, 2011, 09:47:16 PM
Battery low, signing off to go sit in the dark or may go watch the game at a wing joint, yeah, that's the ticket.

Go to the wing joint and have a cold one.

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 02, 2011, 09:47:27 PM
D 38 M 34
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 02, 2011, 10:03:32 PM
Why did the lady at the bank look like Marcy Darcy from "Married With Children."

Why did the female sounding person from the cable co. identify herself as Marcy when I called to tell them to take their cable and shove it.

Why are church people so hard to work with?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 03, 2011, 06:36:01 AM
Why the power out all night, then come on this morning in time for me to go to work???? :shrug:  Did see Heat blowup at wing joint though. :no:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 03, 2011, 06:50:38 AM
Why the power out all night, then come on this morning in time for me to go to work???? :shrug: 

God has a sense of humor. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 03, 2011, 06:55:55 AM
 :lmao:
HE SHO' NUFF DOES!  ;) :nod: :angel:
Why does it cost so much to fly to tallahassee? I'm going for a party....not to slap da hell out of our govna snott!
5 more days of school....then off to wherever they going.... :( :'(
NOT!  ;D :nono2: :no:
 FISH FRY OVA================>HERE
PARTY<=========OVA THERE
 O0
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 03, 2011, 08:46:54 AM
Why MB1  didn't send me any texts about the game???? He text me about every other dayum thang. :shrug: :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 03, 2011, 08:48:09 AM
His Heat went out last night.   :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on June 03, 2011, 09:01:44 AM
Why MB1 one didn't send me any texts about the game???? He text me about every other dayum thang. :shrug: :lol:


 ;D  you got that right!    :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 04, 2011, 10:33:42 AM
 
Man at Starbucks behind me in line: "I'm not going to use their stupid terminology, it's not 'venti,' it's LARGE!" #FightThePower
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on June 04, 2011, 10:49:09 AM
Only in Fort Valley Ga will you have TWO trains headed for the SAME connected track at the SAME time, making it almost impossible to get to the Overpass because you are virtually blocked from every direction..thankfully one of them had sense enough to stop allowing for a narrow escape. Small town USA....gotta love it!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 05, 2011, 08:36:42 PM
I don't believe this another power outage.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 05, 2011, 08:46:14 PM
Que, pay your bill. 

Judge Jim Ammons, you need to stop speeding on I-95. 

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 05, 2011, 08:55:51 PM
Que, pay your bill. 

Judge Jim Ammons, you need to stop speeding on I-95. 



Ha, Ha, Its back on now.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on June 05, 2011, 09:15:24 PM
Why do these parents think it's okay to send the kid over to my house at 10 a.m. on a Sunday morning to hang out with Thumper?

Why do these same parents also think because Thumper's school buddy sleeps over, they can send their kid to also sleep over too?

Why is is soooooo daggone hot! It is only early June!  UGH! I am not liking this heat!!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 06, 2011, 10:44:37 AM
Why was it hotter than one of Dr. Capler's "$2 hoes" in Tallahassee this past weekend?
Why did I hop my Pot Belly a--z on that huge waterslide Saturday?
Why am I going to rent me one of those huge waterslide's when my kids leave town?
If my 18 year old god-Daughter bedroom is pink and Green...does that mean she'll be hitting me up for some FAMU-AKA dollars in a few years?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 06, 2011, 11:43:22 AM
Why did I ask Gaby did she want me to pick her up this weekend, she said no? (grandma house) :lol:

Why am I contemplating Martha Vineyard  this summer?

Why am I loving this no carb diet my nutritionist have me on?

Why was I skeptical at first when he said no cardio for 2weeks, but I can lift weights?

Why do I hate Ft. Campbell and these backwards a-- clear people and shuffling negroes?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 06, 2011, 12:30:03 PM
Why did this guy that owed me money pay me just before going to court this morning?

While he's hop, skipping, and jumping out of the courthouse I had to stay and wait for my case to be called and tell the judge he just paid me.

When he offered to give me extra for my troubles why did I turn it down? 

Why are my in-laws over for a visit and snoring so loud the windows are rattling?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on June 06, 2011, 12:36:15 PM
I'm starting to think it was a very BAD idea to stay up until 3:00am while having to be back up at 5:00am... :(  This 5 hour energy drink is NOT doing the trick right now....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 06, 2011, 12:40:44 PM
DAYUM I'M HONGRY!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jaggrad on June 06, 2011, 12:47:56 PM
Shoutin'(Religious) at the BBQ restaurant is a bit much... Although I do understand... :lol:

Why did this woman Out-sing the entire Congregation at my cousin's Ordination on yesterday???  Just like Mary Patrick from Sister Act.. :no: :lol:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bALDeR2P3p04a9ny7tcOykALo1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on June 06, 2011, 12:59:28 PM
Shoutin'(Religious) at the BBQ restaurant is a bit much... Although I do understand... :lol:
Why did this woman Out-sing the entire Congregation at my cousin's Ordination on yesterday???  Just like Mary Patrick from Sister Act.. :no: :lol:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bALDeR2P3p04a9ny7tcOykALo1_500.jpg)



LOL that must be was some good soul stirring BBQ....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on June 06, 2011, 02:13:19 PM
If my 18 year old god-Daughter bedroom is pink and Green...does that mean she'll be hitting me up for some FAMU-AKA dollars in a few years?

:lol: :lol:  Not necessarily.  

Growing up, I had a pink and green bedroom, (girly-frilly beyond belief  :lol:) and I didn't hit up mom and dad up for pledging money.


Can it get any hotter? UGH!  What happened to Spring?!!!!!

My mother knows I hate hot weather and she tells me "You need some sun on those legs." :lol: Oh boy

Why is Thumper planning her birthday "activities"  :lol: and her birthday isn't until February 2011?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 06, 2011, 04:03:51 PM
Quote
Why is Thumper planning her birthday "activities"  lol and her birthday isn't until February 2011?
« Last Edit: Today at 14:38:19 by GALFAMU »

She's a little late.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: DTMCYB on June 06, 2011, 06:05:13 PM
^^^^^
I'm sure she intended to say 2012. 

Thumper is getting a headstart.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 07, 2011, 11:38:57 AM
I believe it time to take a little break from Onnidan.  Its starting to make my head hurt.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 07, 2011, 12:05:15 PM
JUST IGNORE THOSE BULLSCHIT a--ZZ POSTERS!  :shrug:
(that's what they do to me...ignore my a--zz)  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 07, 2011, 03:14:49 PM
I dayum sho" hope the Girl Scout Award Ceremony/End of Year Dinner starts on time and ends on time.  ::) 6pm-8pm  ::)
I'll be there @6pm and  :tiptoe: my a--zz out @8pm

2 MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL  :popcorn:  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on June 07, 2011, 07:14:02 PM
^^^^^
I'm sure she intended to say 2012. 

Thumper is getting a headstart.

OOOPS!  :lol:  I did mean to say 2012.


 Thanks!



Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 08, 2011, 09:14:22 AM
RIGHT ON TO MY DAUGHTER  :kisses: :hugs: :clap:
#1 in Cookie Sales, #2 Nut sales, #1 Fundraiser for Cancer Walk, moving up to Ambassador.  ;) ;D

GO GIRL SCOUTS OF NEW MT. OLIVE BAPTIST CHURCH!  ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: DTMCYB on June 08, 2011, 03:12:59 PM
Why did I visit the Political Forum  :brickwall:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on June 08, 2011, 07:43:01 PM
It was so hot today--I wanted to shave my head :lol:

Last day of school tomorrow, don't know who is happier,  me or Thumper!  WHOOOOO!

Will Sarah Palin ever say anything that makes sense?!



Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 08, 2011, 08:06:36 PM
You know you have bad kids when you license plate says '3wld kdz'

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 11, 2011, 10:53:53 AM
PAAAAAAAARRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!
 :clap: :clap:
HOME ALONE SONG  ;) ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcyw9QJwfY0
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 11, 2011, 12:17:50 PM
Why did a Golden Soror tell me to watch her purse while she goes to the bathroom? At Sorority meeting :lol
Why this girl in front of me got this big a--  tat across her lower back and everytime she stands it shows :no:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 11, 2011, 01:54:31 PM
Why did a Golden Soror tell me to watch her purse while she goes to the bathroom? At Sorority meeting :lol
Why this girl in front of me got this big a--  tat across her lower back and everytime she stands it shows :no:


 :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: soflorattler on June 11, 2011, 02:52:12 PM

Why this girl in front of me got this big a--  tat across her lower back and everytime she stands it shows :no:

We refer to it as a Tramp Stamp....

 ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 11, 2011, 02:57:08 PM
Why did this lady just call me to shoot her son's wedding in two hours?

Why did she complain at the price?

Why did she seem shocked when I told her I wanted cash before I take a single shot?

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 11, 2011, 03:07:48 PM
Why did i fall asleep within 5 minutes of my massage.  :(
Why did the reflexology massage (that was suppose to restore balance) have my a--z floating.  :shrug: :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 12, 2011, 04:53:52 PM
Why did i fall asleep within 5 minutes of my massage.  :(
Why did the reflexology massage (that was suppose to restore balance) have my a--z floating.  :shrug: :nod:

Had one once from a lady I was dating, I was sucking my thumb, with a single tear rolling down my face, saying "momma." Dang it felt good. :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on June 12, 2011, 07:46:24 PM
Why did my mom just call and say "Your Daddy is on his way to Charlotte" Im like WHAT she says YES he is on the way to surprise you so whatever you have in your apt that you might need to "hide"  you need to hide it NOW LOL...Then she says when he gets there act SURPRISED....Gotta go he coming out the store now BYE CLICK.... :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on June 12, 2011, 07:56:11 PM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 12, 2011, 07:59:05 PM
Why did my mom just call and say "Your Daddy is on his way to Charlotte" Im like WHAT she says YES he is on the way to surprise you so whatever you have in your apt that you might need to "hide"  you need to hide it NOW LOL...Then she says when he gets there act SURPRISED....Gotta go he coming out the store now BYE CLICK.... :lmao:

Aggie, I  swear your parents are a hoot.  :lol: I feel like I know them with your many tales. Now this one here^^^ :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 12, 2011, 08:17:31 PM
Why did my mom just call and say "Your Daddy is on his way to Charlotte" Im like WHAT she says YES he is on the way to surprise you so whatever you have in your apt that you might need to "hide"  you need to hide it NOW LOL...Then she says when he gets there act SURPRISED....Gotta go he coming out the store now BYE CLICK.... :lmao:

(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/toe_tag430x300.jpg)

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 13, 2011, 08:07:10 AM
This is the first day of 4 day work week. I'M TIRED ALREADY!  :shrug:
9 HOURS AND 22 MINTUES TO GO
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on June 13, 2011, 08:31:36 AM
WHY am I guessing that AggieGrad's  dad's last words to his mom before he left to go
to Charlotte was...." AND DON'T YOU CALL AND SAY NOTHING, ITS A SURPRISE"  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 13, 2011, 09:38:04 AM
Why is Dominic way more funny than Shirely Underwood on TJMS? She jumped shipped now we hardly ever hear from her.

Why was church attire off the hook yesterday? :no:



Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: 90Aggie on June 13, 2011, 09:41:25 AM
Dear Man on the Metro Escalator,

Stand on the right, walk on the left means just that; not stand in the middle.  Move over to the right so people can get by and you won't get bumped.   ::)

Angrily,

Veteran Metro Rider



Dear Man on the Metro Escalator,

It really is ok to let one or two steps pass before you get on. You don't have to get on the step immediately behind me.   >:(

Angrily,

Veteran Metro Rider
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 13, 2011, 09:46:40 AM
I like dominic better. :nod:
Why did I scratch my eye...with Jerk Seasoning on my hands yesterday. >:(
Why did a lady ask me to cook her 10 jerk chicken wings for saturday. I said, "10 pounds"?....she said, "NO, 10 wingettes."  :brickwall:
Why is my house so quite?  :snicker
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 13, 2011, 03:19:22 PM
Why  this clear man ask me if I wanted some chips after he stuck his hand in the bag?WTH
I told him I don't do chips. He went on to explain they are vegetable chips. Ok, what part of I don't do chips you need interpreting?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 13, 2011, 04:58:04 PM
Dear Man on the Metro Escalator,

Stand on the right, walk on the left means just that; not stand in the middle.  Move over to the right so people can get by and you won't get bumped.   ::)

Angrily,

Veteran Metro Rider



Dear Man on the Metro Escalator,

It really is ok to let one or two steps pass before you get on. You don't have to get on the step immediately behind me.   >:(Angrily,

Veteran Metro Rider

That is not by accident, especially if you have a nice knot.  Cut one loose and that should back him up a step or two.  :lol: :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: MisterIkester on June 13, 2011, 06:23:19 PM
These dudes at the Kroger on Memorial & Hairston are selling bootleg DVD's right next to the Redbox.

:no:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: TrueEagle on June 13, 2011, 11:55:18 PM
Why at my daughter's high school graduation, were some women arguing over seats that another woman was trying to save for her people. The Event Staff had just told the guy in front of me that he could not save NINE friggin seats on his row. The funniest part was when both women got on their cellphones trying to tell their people to "hurry up"!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 14, 2011, 07:35:41 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 14, 2011, 10:28:34 AM
Why this clear lady tell me my self evaluation is over exaggerated? Really? Because my magazine cover says Vogue and hers say Better Trailer and Trash? In the words of Ochocinco "B  please"
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on June 14, 2011, 10:45:46 AM
Why at my daughter's high school graduation, were some women arguing over seats that another woman was trying to save for her people. The Event Staff had just told the guy in front of me that he could not save NINE friggin seats on his row. The funniest part was when both women got on their cellphones trying to tell their people to "hurry up"!

They were Black, huh?

Just got to keep stereotypes alive...  :brickwall:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 14, 2011, 11:40:13 AM
 :nono2:
I've seen "all types" do this.  :shrug:
This problem can be solved by renting a bus for everyone, get yo a--z there on time, sit down and act uppity like Dr. Capler.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on June 14, 2011, 12:08:07 PM
These dudes at the Kroger on Memorial & Hairston are selling bootleg DVD's right next to the Redbox.

:no:

Not the best business move if you ask me. I hope they aren't black either.  :brickwall:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on June 14, 2011, 12:36:48 PM
Why at my daughter's high school graduation, were some women arguing over seats that another woman was trying to save for her people. The Event Staff had just told the guy in front of me that he could not save NINE friggin seats on his row. The funniest part was when both women got on their cellphones trying to tell their people to "hurry up"!

They fall in to what I call the C.A.N. category [Common-a-- Ninjas].

Its graduation, why can't NINJAS BE on time or better yet, how about, EARLY?

There's a new concept.  But, noooooo....you gotta deal with.....

"Keke, save 29 seats for us....we coming....

we on the way.... we had to make a stop....

they start yet..... we in the parking lot" 

 :brickwall:

 ::)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on June 14, 2011, 12:48:33 PM
:nono2:
I've seen "all types" do this.  :shrug:
This problem can be solved by renting a bus for everyone, get yo a--z there on time, sit down and act uppity like Dr. Capler.  :shrug:

YEP... I've seen and corrected it from others first hand. Just one of those things you kinda expect to happen at least once at any big function where the seats are not assigned.....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on June 14, 2011, 01:21:39 PM
Why folks at church think we have assigned seats and pews?

And why does this one usher at our church make sure all the pretty ladies got a program, even if they clearly have one already. And why this mug be at the side door passing em out after mass to all the ladies.....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 14, 2011, 01:55:04 PM
 :lol:
Why did I like the 1 hour Baptist Church Service on Saturday?
...3 songs, sermon, leave ya money with the deacon on your way out the door....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 14, 2011, 02:09:12 PM
Why this fat girl just walked in Firestone glittered down? Shirt was green with glitter shoulder pads, had was gold with glitter, plastic zebra rain boots and jeggings whose pockets that are suppose to be on her butt is below the butt? SMH

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 14, 2011, 02:13:52 PM
heavy duty tires?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 14, 2011, 02:20:16 PM
Naw my bro. Oil change. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on June 14, 2011, 02:31:46 PM
Girl we gotta get you the heck outta Clarksville. If I had seen her wearing all that crap I would have simply walked out thinking I was in que for the circus try outs.....
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 14, 2011, 02:43:22 PM
I'm working on my next assingment. This fat clear girl besides me is sucking her thumb wait she fell asleep. Now if her big a-- fall, I'm going to be done :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on June 14, 2011, 02:50:39 PM
Why this fat girl just walked in Firestone glittered down? Shirt was green with glitter shoulder pads, had was gold with glitter, plastic zebra rain boots and jeggings whose pockets that are suppose to be on her butt is below the butt? SMH

Apparently, you forgot where the heyal you are..... you are in HELL... aka CLARKSVILLE.  All I can say is... RUN, KEKE, RUN!!!!     :lol:

and why does this one usher at our church make sure all the pretty ladies got a program, even if they clearly have one already. And why this mug be at the side door passing em out after mass to all the ladies.....

He is probably putting his number and name on those programs and whispering "get at me shawty"   :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 14, 2011, 04:35:46 PM
heavy duty tires?

Mr Kappa just bought tires, keep up BT.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 14, 2011, 04:53:23 PM
 :brickwall: Cooking for too many Parties...forgot my OW Duties  ;) ;D
HAS ANYBODY SEEN VALLEY GIRL? :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 14, 2011, 11:23:36 PM
Why I told Gaby to text me her debit card number so I can make a purchase through pay pal, she
asked me why :(.
I'm the one who put money in the account. She is such
a tight wad
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 15, 2011, 08:07:05 AM
 :brickwall: has she been talking to my daughter  :brickwall:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 15, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
Watching Meet the Browns(nothing else on) Why did Ms. Edna tell Mr. Brown to get back on the rice box. :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on June 15, 2011, 09:59:40 PM
These dudes at the Kroger on Memorial & Hairston are selling bootleg DVD's right next to the Redbox.

:no:

Not the best business move if you ask me. I hope they aren't black either.  :brickwall:

If they're on Hairston & Memorial, there is a 99.99% probability that they are...

Bro T I am here preparing to celebrate my birthday on tomorrow...
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 15, 2011, 11:14:53 PM
 ;) ;D :clap: :clap: :clap:GET YO HIGH HEEL, GROOVE ON SISTA'!  :snicker
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on June 18, 2011, 10:08:39 PM
Saw a GROWN couple in matching, color-coordinated  "outfits."    WHO DOES THAT?! :lol:


And NO, it is not CUTE to have a three-year old wearing jewelry that weighs as much as he does!

 Don't people look in the mirror before they leave home? If women insist on wearing  a maxi dress, please have some height and not so much weight...those dresses can make you look short, wide and pregnant!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 20, 2011, 08:18:46 AM
Why did this guy multi-task at church yesterday?  While the choir was singing one of the guys passing the plate breaks out a cordless mic and starts leading the song.  He had a lot of guts.  The guy that started the song is the spittin' image of Biggie Smalls.

Why does the pastor of the church, who was born and raised in North Carolina, preach with a Jamaican accent? 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 22, 2011, 09:15:22 PM
Why are all these soldiers getting hooked on Red Dove?

Why did one tell me someone was following him in unmarked cars and wanted to call CID?

Why did one tell me today, he has to cut our appt. short because he has to advise our Commander in Chief on the troop drawdown? :no:

Why did J.Anthony Brown reply to one of my Tweets? :)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Bison 4 Life on June 22, 2011, 09:42:44 PM
Why did I buy four tickets for tonights Sade concert and give them all away? Floor level no less. :crazy:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on June 22, 2011, 10:15:35 PM
^^

Dang. I would recite a few Sade lyrics to cheer you up....but I won't!!

Is that a crime? Or the sweetest taboo?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 24, 2011, 10:08:41 AM
We need to find something for BT to do.  :shrug: He create 10 new topics before 10 a.m.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 24, 2011, 10:11:49 AM
 :lmao:
4 DAY WORK WEEK BLUES  :lol:

PARTY OVA....KIDS RETURN TODAY...FOR A WEEK OR SO...THEN OFF TO DA COUNTRY THEY GO!  :clap: :snicker
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 24, 2011, 10:20:12 AM
BT, mine have been gone since May 26. Gaby comes back next weekend to attend the Leadership Conference with me in ATL. Which is where she is coming from :lol:  Then she stays until August 5.  :nod:My oldest is off working with a friend of mine and his foundation this summer.

Why didn't I receive my backpay for my special pay yet?

Why was I told they are back logged?

Why I'm not mad because I'm looking for 7k in back pay, shazammmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 24, 2011, 10:36:54 AM
BT, mine have been gone since May 26. Gaby comes back next weekend to attend the Leadership Conference with me in ATL. Which is where she is coming from :lol:  Then she stays until August 5.  :nod:My oldest is off working with a friend of mine and his foundation this summer.

Why didn't I receive my backpay for my special pay yet?

Why was I told they are back logged?

Why I'm not mad because I'm looking for 7k in back pay,  :o shazammmmmmmmmmmm

Can I hold a couple of dollars till payday? :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 24, 2011, 10:38:15 AM
What did i do with those grocery store coupons  >:( :brickwall: da fridge is empty  ::) :(
I'm getting good at turning the house from bachelor pad to family home, in 12 hours.  ;) ;D
It takes an hour to go from family home....to bachelor pad.  :( :no:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 24, 2011, 10:45:52 AM
BT, mine have been gone since May 26. Gaby comes back next weekend to attend the Leadership Conference with me in ATL. Which is where she is coming from :lol:  Then she stays until August 5.  :nod:My oldest is off working with a friend of mine and his foundation this summer.

Why didn't I receive my backpay for my special pay yet?

Why was I told they are back logged?

Why I'm not mad because I'm looking for 7k in back pay,  :o shazammmmmmmmmmmm

Can I hold a couple of dollars till payday? :lol:

I will be investing in another cd and putting the rest in savings for my house. Now, if I have $5 left. I will surely let you have it my brother :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on June 26, 2011, 12:23:19 AM
Ever notice in the "Black Malls" that the mannequins are built like Black women and in the "White Malls" they are built like White women? :lol:

Why does Paula Deen cook with so much butter? :o

My people, my people--why are we always late for EVERYTHING?!!!

Do Black celebrities/personalities ever have non-ghetto fab weddings?

How many times is Puffy/P.Diddy/Sean Combs going to change his moniker? :lol:







Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 26, 2011, 08:28:43 AM
Why BT got the Popeye's lady as his FB profile pic?  :shrug:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Bison 4 Life on June 26, 2011, 11:19:00 AM
Drove to the DC Caribbean Carnival but could not find a place to park and moved on. Of course there was a shooting.

Feels good getting back to a normal routine.






Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 27, 2011, 02:04:52 PM
Spent all morning @ DMV office, then to Social Security office, then back to DMV so my Daughter could get her DRIVER'S LICENSE learners permit!  :brickwall:
 :clap: :clap: :clap:

She looks exactly like her mother while driving....IT'S SCARY!  :nod: ;) ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 27, 2011, 04:17:46 PM
@ QUE82,
The Popeye's lady "ANNIE" loves me!  :kisses: :hugs:
 :snicker
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on June 27, 2011, 04:51:31 PM
WHY is it  that I ALWAYS see C and J [coworkers on another floor] together when I am out at lunch, yet they act all goofy as if they AREN'T together when it is so obvious that they are. Yes, we know y'all are carrying on. No, we don't care. Yes we know y'all married... to somebody else. Guess what, y'all ain't the only cheaters in the building, so quit tripping and enjoy your damn lunch. Good grief!!!!  ::)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 27, 2011, 05:01:05 PM
 :snicker hoe'in on da job  :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: westcoastaggie on June 27, 2011, 07:09:30 PM
Is it me or are speed limits ignored in the Atlanta Metro? I swear if you weren't pushing 80 plus on the freeway, you were getting ran off the road.

Stonecrest Mall is a cool place to shop and hang out. But geez, Why does a movie date have to cost about $30? They don't even have college discounts. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 27, 2011, 07:18:30 PM
30 bucks!  You got off light.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on June 27, 2011, 08:24:24 PM
Why do my people ALWAYS bring the madness wherever they go? The movies, the mall,  the club,the gas station, the market and now the dry cleaners and STAPLES!!!!! 
Really? REALLY?!



It always feast or famine with these parents and kids--either the parents are living their dreams through their kids or they're not paying  any attention to them!! UGGH!









Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 27, 2011, 08:36:27 PM
My favorite coffee store stopped selling Kenya AA decaf.    :brickwall:

Oh well, back to the real stuff. 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 27, 2011, 10:16:38 PM
I'VE BEEN HOODWINKED, RUNAMUCK, LEDASTRAY....GOTDAYUM BAMBOOZLED!
After cooking a huge meal yesterday, at the last minute, my princess and one of her "AKA" god-mother's decided it was time for a perm. I thought it was for the Month long trip this weekend to da country of South Carolina.  :nono2: :nono2: :nono2:
"IT WAS FOR THE DRIVER'S LICENSE PICTURE"  >:( :brickwall:
 ::)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 27, 2011, 10:45:26 PM
BT, let me tell you how AKAs roll.  We don't do anything half way.Get use to it.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 27, 2011, 11:07:53 PM
UUUUHHHHMMMM...
Why when i dropped my princess off to "other AKA momma" sweet 16 birthday 4-day cruise for her daughter...i ask my daughter, "who is dat red bone chaperone"...OF COURSE I GOT  ::) ::) ::)

BUT....WHY/HOW COME RED BONE CHAPERONE...WAS ASKING ABOUT ME....DA BROKE DOWN TUBA PLAYER, BOOTLEG CHEF, MANGO WINE MAKIN', ARCHITECTURAL SPECIALIST, WIT A LIL POT BELLY, SINGLE DAD, DR. CAPLER SELF ASSURED, WHISKEY SIPPIN', HBCU....SKEGEE CERTIFIED BRUTHA?  :shrug: ::) :crazy:

I BELONG TO DA POPEYE'S LADY AND DA FINE FASHIONETTA (imma buy her some 7 inch mile high shoes from souf beach) FROM DA VALLEY!  :nod:  :hugs: :kisses: :angel: ;) ;D :snicker

...both of 'em done quit my triflin' a--z.... :( :shrug: :'(

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 27, 2011, 11:25:46 PM
BT you got too much time on your hand. Go for it

Why are these clear people setting off firecrackers? For the last two nights I couldn't figure out what that noise was.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: DTMCYB on June 28, 2011, 12:24:43 AM
  BT:  She gonna hit u with ths one

  http://youtu.be/rJiLcNQdye4
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 28, 2011, 01:16:31 AM
 ;)RIGHT ON DTMCYB  :nod:
I CAN DIG IT....I'M BOOKER T. SKEGEE CERTIFIED.....HIT ME  ;) ;D :nod:
...and to keep it "sho' nuff real"... imma hit her wit my 2/to/two/too/tu
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm1opP8x3Qo&feature=related

 ;) ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 28, 2011, 01:19:24 AM
2/to/two/too/tu and II = OW Grammar Crew  :police: can kiss my 2 cheeks.....CLASS IS OUT FOR DA SUMMER!  ::)
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on June 28, 2011, 09:12:38 AM
I'VE BEEN HOODWINKED, RUNAMUCK, LEDASTRAY....GOTDAYUM BAMBOOZLED!
After cooking a huge meal yesterday, at the last minute, my princess and one of her "AKA" god-mother's decided it was time for a perm. I thought it was for the Month long trip this weekend to da country of South Carolina.  :nono2: :nono2: :nono2:
"IT WAS FOR THE DRIVER'S LICENSE PICTURE"  >:( :brickwall:
 ::)


 :lol: :lol: :lol: REALLY?! A perm for a DL picture?

WOW! :lol:  They  nailed you AND took it to another level. :lol:  Get used to it, Daddy.


I guess I better get ready--my boy claims I birthed the "It Girl" and there's all kind things of  behaviors and activities that go along with that. :lol: :lol:





Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on June 28, 2011, 09:32:35 AM
Why are these clear people setting off firecrackers? For the last two nights I couldn't figure out what that noise was.

Redneck/Hillybilly Holiday, i.e., the grocery store had Spam on sale this week.  ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 28, 2011, 10:56:14 AM
J, there is a tent on every dam corner selling firecrackers. It started this past weekend with them setting them off. I was like Oh my Gawd. These Bamas :no:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 28, 2011, 11:00:57 AM
 :nod: Some of those Fire Crackers are too loud to be legal  :shrug: :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 28, 2011, 11:01:46 AM
J, there is a tent on every dam corner selling firecrackers. It started this past weekend with them setting them off. I was like Oh my Gawd. These Bamas :no:

When you here someone say, "Hold my beer.  Watch this."  Get the hell out of dodge.  
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 28, 2011, 11:03:31 AM
 :lol: :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 28, 2011, 12:21:00 PM
J, there is a tent on every dam corner selling firecrackers. It started this past weekend with them setting them off. I was like Oh my Gawd. These Bamas :no:

 :o

I'm getting tired of OW posters using the word Bama to describe country.  ::) Ya'll ain't but a piece of fatback  away from being country yo dayum self.     :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 28, 2011, 01:42:03 PM
Speak for your dam self. These people here and myself are cut from a different cloth. Now I can substitute country for Bama, but it still will mean the same. :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 28, 2011, 02:23:36 PM
OUCH...YA'LL DONE STEPPED ON QUE82 BAMA a--Z TOES!
 :police:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Golden Kitten on June 28, 2011, 02:26:11 PM
J, there is a tent on every dam corner selling firecrackers. It started this past weekend with them setting them off. I was like Oh my Gawd. These Bamas :no:

 :o

I'm getting tired of OW posters using the word Bama to describe country.  ::) Ya'll ain't but a piece of fatback  away from being country yo dayum self.     :lol:

I agree - and some of the fOW olks using the term Bama are more country than ANY person from Alabama... :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 28, 2011, 02:26:49 PM
 :read:
DR. CAPLER DA SHAW BEAR
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 28, 2011, 02:39:35 PM
Unless the word is patent. J, will use it when and whenever she likes.com
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 28, 2011, 02:40:40 PM
 :snicker
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on June 28, 2011, 02:46:32 PM
**AHEM**


Why can't we get this kind of this kind of reaction / rankling of feelings when our people use the n-word?
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 28, 2011, 03:32:28 PM
**AHEM**


Why can't we get this kind of this kind of reaction / rankling of feelings when our people use the n-word?

Because they're bamas.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 28, 2011, 03:33:48 PM
 :popcorn: :snicker
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 28, 2011, 04:49:18 PM
Unless the word is patent. J, will use it when and whenever she likes.com

Don't make me stalk yo a--zz!!!!  :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on June 28, 2011, 04:51:06 PM
^^^
 :popcorn:
 :lmao:

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 28, 2011, 04:57:08 PM
**AHEM**


Why can't we get this kind of this kind of reaction / rankling of feelings when our people use the n-word?

 :nono2: Actually, I react worst than this and have reported several to the moderator.  When you have been called that word as many times as I have, growing up in B'ham in the '50s, '60s and '70s, you grow quite a disdain for it.

For the record the use of Bama doesn't really bother me especially when I know most of you are as country as a slop jar.  :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 28, 2011, 05:02:18 PM
Especially your nemesis :lol: Se how I reeled him in. ;)

87, I see how you roll. In my best Jenifer Lewis voice from DW " You are on my list"
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 28, 2011, 05:06:47 PM
Y calling somebody a Bama  :no:, I bet his middle name is Cleofis.   :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on June 28, 2011, 05:22:23 PM
I got $50 it's Bocephus
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 28, 2011, 06:43:41 PM
What's a slop jar?  I'm an Army brat.  We lived in quarters.  We didn't live in shacks by the railroad tracks. 

'87, send your $50 to the Fayetteville State University Men's Golf Team. 

C/O Coach Raymond McDougald
FSU Men's Golf Coach
1200 Murchison Rd.
Fayetteville, NC  28301
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 29, 2011, 12:00:38 AM
What's a slop jar?  I'm an Army brat.  We lived in quarters.  We didn't live in shacks by the railroad tracks. 

'87, send your $50 to the Fayetteville State University Men's Golf Team. 

C/O Coach Raymond McDougald
FSU Men's Golf Coach
1200 Murchison Rd.
Fayetteville, NC  28301

I know your dufus a--z didn't just say that.  >:( Is that why you say such ignant chit, you feel somehow superior cause you lived in quarters round good white folk.  You could have kept that chit to yourself.  ::)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on June 29, 2011, 07:08:21 AM
A slop jar is just what it's called...a slop jar...you could live in a mansion should have sense enough to know what that is.   

Well I hope the visual doesn't offend your delicate sensibilities seeing as how you grew up in "quarters", but a slop jar is simply a bucket where you place the uneaten food from your plate so you can feed it to the hogs/dogs/farm animals.   My grandmama's bucket was white...

Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 29, 2011, 07:53:24 AM
A slop jar is just what it's called...a slop jar...you could live in a mansion should have sense enough to know what that is.   

Well I hope the visual doesn't offend your delicate sensibilities seeing as how you grew up in "quarters", but a slop jar is simply a bucket where you place the uneaten food from your plate so you can feed it to the hogs/dogs/farm animals.   My grandmama's bucket was white...



My granny had one of those.  Hers was white also.  My grandparents also had a crock pot. 

Not only did I live in quarters.  Depending on where we were stationed we had assigned parking spaces.  We had to have the sidewalks shoveled within hours after the snow stopped.  We even lived in quarters with no air conditioning and automatic dishwashers.  One of the quarters we lived in didn't have air conditioning, but we had a fireplace.  We thought we were in quarters heaven.   

I know about well water too.  When we lived with my grandparents we got water from the well in these.  I was at an auction once and the auctioneer had no clue what it was.

(http://i.ebayimg.com/05/!Bv34K5!CWk~$(KGrHqV,!hcEv1+0KMiGBMG(FqkwhQ~~_3.JPG)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 29, 2011, 08:29:47 AM
SO YOU'RE A GRAND-BAMA?  :shrug:  :nod:
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on June 29, 2011, 08:46:33 AM
I see y'all still over here cutting up... AS USUAL!    ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 29, 2011, 09:36:09 AM
Why am I looking forward to my four-day weekend?

Why are people so sensitive?

Why are guys always flexing at the gym?

Why does this blond chick always try to make sure I'm looking at her at the gym?

Why do I love summer vegetables? I tried eggplant for the first time the other night and really enjoyed my meal.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on June 29, 2011, 09:42:24 AM
Why am I looking forward to my four-day weekend?
Same reason I am looking forward to my WEEK off...tired of looking at work folks!   ;D

Why are people so sensitive?
Cause they are pampered p---ys     ::)

Why are guys always flexing at the gym?
its a scientifically proven fact that if you FLEX in the gym, it is a chick magnet....
okay, NOT really...but silly people do silly stuff, all in trying to get your attention.
  ;)

Why does this blond chick always try to make sure I'm looking at her at the gym?
Ummm....she might like some brown suga, I'm just saying   :shrug:

Why do I love summer vegetables? I tried eggplant for the first time the other night and really enjoyed my meal.
If you're like me, you like all veggies [except that dayum okra-yuck],
but other than that, they're filling and healthy.
  :nod:



No need to thank me   :kisses:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 29, 2011, 09:55:07 AM
Thank you my alter ego :hugs:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 29, 2011, 10:10:49 AM
JT BEAT ME TO IT!  :brickwall:
 :nod:
LOVE EGGPLANT...and most of all....KIDS LOVE IT!  ;)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on June 29, 2011, 10:16:09 AM
 :shrug:

WHY are coworkers  so doggone nosey?


WHY do people come to you for advice with the same dang problem
after ignoring your advice the last time you gave it?   ::)


 >:( WHY do WE refuse to sit down at concerts, sporting events, etc?
I understand you may get excited and raise up outcha seat at some point b
ut why do you remain standing? Nobody is paying $$$ to look at your doggone backside!


WHY is it that the all-u-can-eat-bars look like a sporting event?
You see some playing offense, some playing defense, others on the side line going over their game plan. Its hilarious to me.

WHY do you insist on SITTING on equipment at the gym and lounging while
talking to somebody else who is obviously TRYING to work out? WHY, dammit!  :brickwall:


I'm just saying....  :tongue2:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 29, 2011, 10:17:23 AM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 29, 2011, 10:48:56 AM
Last 2 days of work for co-workers laid off  :no:
Last day of work for my Sister who is retireing from the Education field in maryland.  ;) :clap:
She's getting ready to explore the world. :nod:
1st trip: Cruise to Spain, Greece and other spots with her college girlfriends from American University.  :clap:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 29, 2011, 10:56:16 AM
BT, your sister might want to bring a gas mask with her to Greece.  Especially if she gets near Athens.  It's getting ugly over there.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 29, 2011, 10:57:27 AM
I think she's suppose to go to Egypt as well. DOUBLE TROUBLE!  :nod:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: GALFAMU on June 29, 2011, 10:57:49 AM
1st trip: Cruise to Spain, Greece and other spots with her college girlfriends from American University.  :clap:

That is wonderful!!  Sounds like a wonderful trip!!!
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 29, 2011, 11:05:39 AM
Why am I looking forward to my four-day weekend?

Why are people so sensitive? Don't make me stalk yo a--zz!!!! :lol:

Why are guys always flexing at the gym?

Why does this blond chick always try to make sure I'm looking at her at the gym?

Why do I love summer vegetables? I tried eggplant for the first time the other night and really enjoyed my meal.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 29, 2011, 11:13:22 AM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Que82 on June 29, 2011, 12:34:35 PM
A slop jar is just what it's called...a slop jar...you could live in a mansion should have sense enough to know what that is.   

Well I hope the visual doesn't offend your delicate sensibilities seeing as how you grew up in "quarters", but a slop jar is simply a bucket where you place the uneaten food from your plate so you can feed it to the hogs/dogs/farm animals.   My grandmama's bucket was white...



Definition #2  : a large pail used as a chamber pot or to receive waste water from a washbowl or the contents of chamber pots.  :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on June 29, 2011, 12:36:52 PM
A chamber pot?  That's for rich people.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on June 30, 2011, 08:37:42 AM
Well the parents have invaded Charlotte AGAIN......(I guess I should have knew somethng was going to be up this summer when my momma kept reminding me she would not be working summer school and now that for whatever reason my dad is going through his super chill and laid back stages he has all of a sudden become my mom's road dawg)
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on June 30, 2011, 08:53:12 AM
aggiegrad, please keep us posted with their shenanigans. They are too funny.  ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: j1908 on June 30, 2011, 09:25:52 AM
I know J. His parents need there on Reality show. :lol:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on June 30, 2011, 10:09:24 AM
 :nod: they really REALLY do!   ;D
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Brother Tony on June 30, 2011, 10:16:19 AM
 :nod: THIS SEEMS LIKE IT'S GONE GET GOOD  :clap:
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: aggiegrad2009 on June 30, 2011, 10:30:33 AM
:nod: they really REALLY do!   ;D

 :lol:

Those two are too much for TV......I'd feel sorry for the camera men and producers trying to get those two to behave and follow the rules.. They'd have the people ready to retire ON THE SPOT.




Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: ‘87 Alum on July 01, 2011, 08:50:48 AM
Why did one of my newer clients, a start up entrepreneur, call me at 7:30 last night asking me what did he have to do since his fiscal year ended on June 30th. I was dang near speechless and had to tell him to do nothing as it's an accounting procedure and the books will close automatically with the software program that was installed.

My wife looked at me and laughed. She also predicted dude would be broke in less than 18 months as he lacks the common sense to open and close a ziploc bag.

After that one, I had to refill my glass of Pinot Blanc we were enjoying on the patio.
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Valley Girl on July 01, 2011, 09:03:38 AM
Why did one of my newer clients, a start up entrepreneur, call me at 7:30 last night asking me what did he have to do since his fiscal year ended on June 30th. I was dang near speechless and had to tell him to do nothing as it's an accounting procedure and the books will close automatically with the software program that was installed.  


I have dealt with people like that my entire career.  They know how to do what they are doing, but have no clue how to run the business side, inlcluding how to include your taxes as a business operating expense along with other expenses.

There is this one guy that always sticks out to me....his parents gave him the money to open up a rim shop and when I tell you that is ALL he knew how to do, that was all.... I have never met someone that clueless in my life....just speechless....

As a result he's got about $100,000 worth of penalties assessed against him personally....

Folks, handle your business and your BUSINESS :nod:  If you're not business savvy, get somebody you TRUST to handle it for you, and at least know the BASICS so you will know the right questions to ask and won't look like a deer in headlights when you find out you don't have any more money or when the tax man cometh and you want to settle for "pennies on the dollar"
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: y04185 on July 01, 2011, 12:25:42 PM
Why was this Japanese tourist at the park this morning proudly wearing a "I'm Your Bitch" baseball hat? 
Title: Re: Sunday/Week Randoms/
Post by: Jay_Thomas on July 01, 2011, 12:31:09 PM
Why was this Japanese tourist at the park this morning proudly wearing a "I'm Your Bitch" baseball hat? 

 :lol: Lawd Have mercy.  They will buy ANYthang!   :brickwall: