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Title: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 20, 2011, 10:55:46 AM
Why did this white boy climb on the plastic bag turnaround and start spinning?

Why did everyone act like this was the norm?

Why do I have a love/hate relationship with my teenager? I love her and will hurt someone if they hurt my child, but I can't stand her moody attitude sometimes.

Why was Steven Tyler hilarious last night on AI?
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Jay_Thomas on January 20, 2011, 10:58:25 AM

Why do I have a love/hate relationship with my teenager? I love her and will hurt someone if they hurt my child, but I can't stand her moody attitude sometimes.

Sounds like my mom and my babysister.  I guess that is normal.  ;D
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 20, 2011, 11:05:13 AM

Why do I have a love/hate relationship with my teenager? I love her and will hurt someone if they hurt my child, but I can't stand her moody attitude sometimes.

Sounds like my mom and my babysister.  I guess that is normal.  ;D

J, I have to go in prayer sometimes :lol:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 20, 2011, 03:13:56 PM
Why is my colleague next door listening to LOUD BLUE GRASS MUSIC :no:

Onnidan it's loud. I was like WTH!!
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Jay_Thomas on January 20, 2011, 04:58:48 PM
Why is my colleague next door listening to LOUD BLUE GRASS MUSIC :no:

Onnidan it's loud. I was like WTH!!

These types of questions can best be answered by inserting a....

Oh,  I forgot, I'm in CLARKSVILLE aka the PITS OF HILLBILLY HELL

and that will suffice.  ;D
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Golden Kitten on January 20, 2011, 05:49:49 PM
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Why do I have a love/hate relationship with my teenager? I love her and will hurt someone if they hurt my child, but I can't stand her moody attitude sometimes.

Because you are a loving mother who is trying to do what is best for her child. Don't feel bad, those of us who have been fortunate enough to make it past that stage can feel your pain. I know I can... :nod:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: drette j 77 on January 20, 2011, 06:02:09 PM
Ditto to what GK said. I am also past this phase but I do understand your pain. I will keep you in prayer. Just remember that YOU will get smarter as  your child gets older. By the time  your child is 21,(and no, you won't kill her before then, even when you really think you might...) she will just  begin to realize just how brilliant her mother truly is.
Real life responsibilities will have smacked her upside her head by then. Just remember you are older, smarter and have more insurance, just like in Fried Green Tomatoes!  :nod: :nod: :nod: ;)
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: y04185 on January 20, 2011, 06:04:03 PM
Why is my colleague next door listening to LOUD BLUE GRASS MUSIC :no:

Onnidan it's loud. I was like WTH!!

i like bluegrass.  especially if i can see it live.  did your colleague blast a live bluegrass concert.  

why did a short bus pass me on the interstate.  i was speeding in the slow lane.

why did the kids wave at me when they passed me.

why was this white woman driving beside me on the powhite [pronounced po white] parkway today.  when i'd speed up she would speed up.  when i'd slow down she would slow down.  this ain't nascar.

Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Golden Kitten on January 20, 2011, 06:17:33 PM
Perhaps she was trying to hit on you... :lol: :lol:
 :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: y04185 on January 20, 2011, 06:56:44 PM
Perhaps she was trying to hit on you... :lol: :lol:
 :tiptoe:

  ;D  are you saying i still have it.   ;D
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 20, 2011, 08:47:02 PM
That's why I love my Sorors. :hugs: J, one more year :nod:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: MisterIkester on January 20, 2011, 08:55:06 PM
It's a damn shame that a T.J. Maxx can't survive in my neighborhood...:(.
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Que82 on January 21, 2011, 12:33:02 AM
Why is my colleague next door listening to LOUD BLUE GRASS MUSIC :no:

Onnidan it's loud. I was like WTH!!

i like bluegrass.  especially if i can see it live.  did your colleague blast a live bluegrass concert.  

why did a short bus pass me on the interstate.  i was speeding in the slow lane.

why did the kids wave at me when they passed me.

why was this white woman driving beside me on the powhite [pronounced po white] parkway today.  when i'd speed up she would speed up.  when i'd slow down she would slow down.  this ain't nascar.



Did you have a flashback? :lol:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Golden Kitten on January 21, 2011, 12:58:52 AM
Perhaps she was trying to hit on you... :lol: :lol:
 :tiptoe:

  ;D  are you saying i still have it.   ;D

I was just trying to help... :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: y04185 on January 21, 2011, 05:31:39 AM
que, i had forgotten about that crazy white woman.  because of you i stayed up all night watching the barrett-jackson auction.

thanks gk.  your help made me feel better.   :hugs:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: GALFAMU on January 21, 2011, 09:09:03 AM
It's a damn shame that a T.J. Maxx can't survive in my neighborhood...:(.
 

Can you explain? I don't understand.


Why are people STILL flipping out over a little precip failling out of the sky?

After Snowmageddon 09-10, folks should be ready. :lol:

OMG! Stink-a-Butt is STILL  stinky even in this freezing-butt-numbing cold! AHHH!

Why doesn't my boss's boss understand that I don't do office parties and office gatherings?

I am really enjoying my new gym, people are serious working out--no meat market acitivity!! YIPPPEE!!
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 21, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
Glad I go to a gy m like that also^^^^Not that many of us there :nod:

Why is the post closed, but medical command is required to report?

Why will I be surfing the net all day, because I could have stayed home?

Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Black Panther40 on January 21, 2011, 11:18:21 AM
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Why do I have a love/hate relationship with my teenager? I love her and will hurt someone if they hurt my child, but I can't stand her moody attitude sometimes.

Because you are a loving mother who is trying to do what is best for her child. Don't feel bad, those of us who have been fortunate enough to make it past that stage can feel your pain. I know I can... :nod:

What GK said . . .

But here is the deal, and I KNOW you KNOW this . . . you are not alone.  Keep fightin' and prayin'

For what it's worth, I deal with the same stuff with my boys (Freshman in college, and H.S. Senior).  I have found that a stiff blast to the chest does wonders.  Feel free to modify as you see fit in your household  ;D :lol: :tiptoe:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Black Panther40 on January 21, 2011, 11:20:08 AM
It's a damn shame that a T.J. Maxx can't survive in my neighborhood...:(.
 

Can you explain? I don't understand.

It's a discount store. Like a Marshall's, or A.J. Wright
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Black Panther40 on January 21, 2011, 11:21:22 AM
Why do I LOVE homemade fries . . . :clap: :nod: :bow:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: FunCkMaster on January 21, 2011, 11:24:24 AM
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What GK said . . .

I have found that a stiff blast to the chest does wonders. 

 :lol: :lol:

 "Beat yo kids... It helps!"---Chris Rock (Mays Gilliam) on the campaign trail in the movie movie "Head of State"
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 21, 2011, 11:27:34 AM
 I have found that a stiff blast to the chest does wonders.  Feel free to modify as you see fit in your household     :o :lol:

Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Jay_Thomas on January 21, 2011, 11:33:14 AM
Oh Snap!  Jackie is SWANGIN, DIP Y'ALL!    :lol:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 21, 2011, 11:36:18 AM
Oh Snap!  Jackie is SWANGIN, DIP Y'ALL!    :lol:

You so silly :lol:. My kids know if I start withholding stuff from them they will straighten up. :nod:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: GALFAMU on January 21, 2011, 01:54:45 PM
It's a damn shame that a T.J. Maxx can't survive in my neighborhood...:(.
 

Can you explain? I don't understand.

It's a discount store. Like a Marshall's, or A.J. Wright

Ok. I understand now. Thanks!
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 21, 2011, 01:59:13 PM
Why did this dude come in my office smelleing like DOG...I really need to keep some Febreze or something in my office

Why did my so called sometime friend texted me an say " My mom just called crying saying grandma is cold and she has passed?

When they are dead aren't they cold???? :shrug:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Que82 on January 21, 2011, 02:56:11 PM
que, i had forgotten about that crazy white woman.  because of you i stayed up all night watching the barrett-jackson auction.

thanks gk.  your help made me feel better.   :hugs:

NAW, did you have a flashback when the short bus went by.  :lol:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: y04185 on January 21, 2011, 03:10:01 PM
que, i had forgotten about that crazy white woman.  because of you i stayed up all night watching the barrett-jackson auction.

thanks gk.  your help made me feel better.   :hugs:

NAW, did you have a flashback when the short bus went by.  :lol:

yes.  i saw you, cholly, slope, and soflo waving at me.   ;D
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Que82 on January 21, 2011, 04:29:41 PM
que, i had forgotten about that crazy white woman.  because of you i stayed up all night watching the barrett-jackson auction.

thanks gk.  your help made me feel better.   :hugs:

NAW, did you have a flashback when the short bus went by.  :lol:

yes.  i saw you, cholly, slope, and soflo waving at me.   ;D

So you had drivers that looked just like us?  ;D
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: y04185 on January 21, 2011, 04:53:20 PM
que, i had forgotten about that crazy white woman.  because of you i stayed up all night watching the barrett-jackson auction.

thanks gk.  your help made me feel better.   :hugs:

NAW, did you have a flashback when the short bus went by.  :lol:

yes.  i saw you, cholly, slope, and soflo waving at me.   ;D

So you had drivers that looked just like us?  ;D

that too.   :nod:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: FunCkMaster on January 21, 2011, 11:06:52 PM
Why do women HATE to admit when they are wrong..Well, at least mine does...

When I am wrong, or incorrect, I will tell you, AND apologize. I have no qualms. But even when the proof is RIGHT in front of her John Brown FACE, she want to get her hips on her neck and catch a TUDE w/ me?? What ISSSSS  that....???

It's a trip, because her daughter is getting JUST like that too....My Lord..... ::) :no: :lol: I laugh to keep from cursing somebody, the funk OUT!!!
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: soflorattler on January 22, 2011, 02:13:29 AM
One is the grown up, the other is not. You choose...
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: GALFAMU on January 22, 2011, 03:57:22 PM
I have no problem admitting I am wrong.  Who can be right ALL the time? :lol:

Why do parents think because Thumper is an only kid, that she wants to entertain their kids from Friday through Sunday? (i.e. sleepover)

Why do these parents  think because I am a single mom, I should be home all the time, and available for them and their "emergencies?"

Why when I ran  into an ex-BF  and his mom the other day,she tells me, "I TOLD him he married the wrong girl!"

Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: y04185 on January 22, 2011, 05:28:37 PM
that was to make you feel good.
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: GALFAMU on January 23, 2011, 05:03:50 PM
that was to make you feel good.


Then she simply added to the way I already feel about myself. :)
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: ‘87 Alum on January 24, 2011, 10:50:11 AM
1. I sometimes wonder what those who fought for the civil rights we enjoy today would say if they were able to witness our society and current state of existence today?  I know there would be some tears of joy but extreme sorrow as well.  We've taken some advanced steps in some areas yet we have some who do nothing but tear down families and individuals.

2. Was integration good or bad for African-Americans as a whole?

3. Why very few black kids have peanut allergies?  Maybe it was due to the work of George Washington Carver?

4. Why did my twins ask me if I was in school when GWC and BTW founded Tuskegee?  Why did they also ask me how was it during the Civil War last week?   side note, yep, they got the gas face on both questions.....

5. Why did I overhear the little girl behind us in mass yesterday ask her mom "if God is everywhere, then he must be really big.  Should he be on the next "Biggest Loser"?  and it took me about 5 minutes to get my composure back after that one......

6. Am I that last person on Earth under 50 in a civilized country who refuses to do Facebook or Twitter?
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 24, 2011, 11:03:57 AM
Why I will do Twitter but refuse to do Facebook?

Why is it so hard filling out this FASA?

Why did my oldest daughter write me this note and thank me for everything?

Why does my 10 y/o talk constantly?

Why did she come home Sunday after playing with her white Girl Scouts whining?

Why did I tell her we don't whine in my house?

Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 24, 2011, 02:00:16 PM
Why was this black dude in a Statue of Liberty costume holding up a sign saying Liberty Taxes :shrug:

Why I couldn't tell what this person gender was who waited on me at Enterprise? Scary
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Valley Girl on January 24, 2011, 02:26:13 PM
Come to Dekalb County....heck anywhere with a Liberty Tax Service and you will see the same thing...that dude on Panola Road is a straight clown...bless his heart...
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: y04185 on January 24, 2011, 03:22:47 PM
why do women drive down the center of the street or aisle when there is no center line. 

why do those women act like there little bubble just burst when they have to move over. 
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: ‘87 Alum on January 24, 2011, 03:36:29 PM
^^

that's not just a female thing Y.  I see men do it in my subdivision all the time...friggin idiots....one moron was rolling around last week in the snow with his 2 year old and 4 year old in his lap...just meandering thru the subdivision in the snow and ice....
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Jaggrad on January 24, 2011, 03:41:27 PM
Im so Sleepy and Exhasuted... I cant evn eat...

I am really cranky.........But that Happens when you have only slept a total of 10 hrs 4 days... :blush:

Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 24, 2011, 03:49:20 PM
10 hrs 4 days??? Who is she :lol:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: westcoastaggie on January 24, 2011, 03:54:40 PM
LSAT Prep... Can't wait until it is over! :brickwall:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: GALFAMU on January 24, 2011, 04:12:04 PM
Im so Sleepy and Exhasuted... I cant evn eat...

when you have only slept a total of 10 hrs 4 days... :blush:

Did that for nearly five years...it is called having a baby/toddler/little kid who wouldn't sleep. :no: :no: I was auto-piloting for YEARS!

However, allow me my proud Mom Moment...*ahem* :lol: :lol:

The non-sleeper is on the honor roll this quarter, All A's and One B!


Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: soflorattler on January 24, 2011, 05:05:22 PM
Im so Sleepy and Exhasuted... I cant evn eat...

when you have only slept a total of 10 hrs 4 days... :blush:

Did that for nearly five years...it is called having a baby/toddler/little kid who wouldn't sleep. :no: :no: I was auto-piloting for YEARS!

However, allow me my proud Mom Moment...*ahem* :lol: :lol:

The non-sleeper is on the honor roll this quarter, All A's and One B!





 :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Jaggrad on January 24, 2011, 05:24:20 PM
10 hrs 4 days??? Who is she :lol:

LMBO!!!! :lmao: :tiptoe:

I was in Miami Beach for a few days!!!

Thought I was a youngsta again!!!...I am sooo WRONG!!!! my body and Mind Hurts!!!! :lol:

But undoubtably Rested!!! :popcorn:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Jaggrad on January 24, 2011, 05:26:05 PM
Im so Sleepy and Exhasuted... I cant evn eat...

when you have only slept a total of 10 hrs 4 days... :blush:

Did that for nearly five years...it is called having a baby/toddler/little kid who wouldn't sleep. :no: :no: I was auto-piloting for YEARS!

However, allow me my proud Mom Moment...*ahem* :lol: :lol:

The non-sleeper is on the honor roll this quarter, All A's and One B!




Awesome chick!!!  My 2 kids are 13months apart.... they are now. 6 and 7... and sometimes still dont sleep thru the night...LOL!!!!
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Brother Tony on January 24, 2011, 07:40:38 PM
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: 2 moe years, 2 moe years, 2 moe years!  ::) :brickwall:

I got her what she wanted, "PINK SWEATSHIRT WITH TUSKEGEE ON IT"! She tells my SICK-N-TIRED behind "uhmmm daddy, that's dark pink"  >:( ::) :thefan: :brickwall: :police:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 24, 2011, 08:16:13 PM
Soror daughter knows her Pink BT :nod:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: y04185 on January 25, 2011, 07:13:41 AM
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: 2 moe years, 2 moe years, 2 moe years!  ::) :brickwall:

I got her what she wanted, "PINK SWEATSHIRT WITH TUSKEGEE ON IT"! She tells my SICK-N-TIRED behind "uhmmm daddy, that's dark pink"  >:( ::) :thefan: :brickwall: :police:


tell her next time to be specific.  she said pink.  she got pink.  deal with it. 
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: GALFAMU on January 25, 2011, 07:25:28 AM
Im so Sleepy and Exhasuted... I cant evn eat...

when you have only slept a total of 10 hrs 4 days... :blush:

Did that for nearly five years...it is called having a baby/toddler/little kid who wouldn't sleep. :no: :no: I was auto-piloting for YEARS!

However, allow me my proud Mom Moment...*ahem* :lol: :lol:

The non-sleeper is on the honor roll this quarter, All A's and One B!

Awesome chick!!!  My 2 kids are 13months apart.... they are now. 6 and 7... and sometimes still dont sleep thru the night...LOL!!!!

 :lol: Thanks! We are proud of her.

Thumper actually slept throught the night (five hours) after her first day of kindgergarten.

She finally slept through the night (seven hours or so) when she was in fourth grade.

Needless to say, I was a functioning zombie. :lol:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Brother Tony on January 26, 2011, 10:13:45 AM
 :lol: @ brutha Y  :nod:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 26, 2011, 02:04:34 PM
Why does J.Anthony Brown got a hot sauce called>>>> Hotter Than a MoFo
 :lol:
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: ‘87 Alum on January 28, 2011, 11:43:24 AM
why did i think about J007 when i was preparing the crock pot of chili today.....and why did my i feel my flatulence level increase steadily while on a conf call this morning.....

why am i about to roll into the hood to get me a fish sammich for lunch today....bro man can't wait for Lent to start.....not sure what i'm giving up....but i will be eating me some fried fish most fridays.....
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: j1908 on January 28, 2011, 12:48:59 PM
^^^Silly. :lol:

Why was I in court today and the judge look like Santa Claus?

Why are we so extra in court?

Why do defendents tell judge when they are going to start their sentence?

And the judge was like Okay?????WTH
Title: Re: Random Thoughts
Post by: Jaggrad on January 28, 2011, 01:37:04 PM
Why am I sick as a Dog... But Still Look So Good??!?!!!! :blush: