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Title: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Neymar on April 14, 2019, 07:42:14 PM
Met a little bitty at Piedmont Park Friday. Real cute, thought she was mixed or jewish but we got talking and she turned into a big jesus lover. Asked her before she left for her number, she said no, but said we could talk if I come see her sing at church on sunday. I went this afternoon.

One of those new age "modern" churches that are everywhere down here now. Pastor got the shaved head sides, and everybody wearing skinny jeans. A bunch of white Millenials or gen x'ers looking like millenials, and a couple of mexicans and Africans. Suffice to say I was a fish out of water.

She lead the singing, which impressed me, but her vocals were pitchy which did not.  She also did the prayer thing after she got finished singing so I'm guessing she holds some rank here I think.They made me stand up and meet the pastor since it was my first time being there which kinda made me feel uncomfortable, but meh I got her number. I told her we didnt read the bible too much in England( ;) ) and she said she would love to explore it with me.  I'm gonna be smooth though and not try to force it. Might have to go to that church again next week before I can secure the house meeting.

I dont even know how to text this chick :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: y04185 on April 14, 2019, 08:01:09 PM
Hallelujah!!! 

Praise the Lord!!!

Just text her.  Treat her with respect.  Nothing's different about this lady.  You still ain't getting any. 
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Neymar on April 14, 2019, 08:05:21 PM
Hallelujah!!! 

Praise the Lord!!!

Just text her.  Treat her with respect.  Nothing's different about this lady.  You still ain't getting any.

Im gonna text her tomorrow so it doesnt look desperate.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Que82 on April 14, 2019, 10:05:04 PM
This low life trying to use Jesus to get laid. ::)

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Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Capler on April 14, 2019, 10:45:30 PM
This low life trying to use Jesus to get laid. ::)

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Why do church girls always fall for the shallow, superficial ones?   :brickwall:  Neymar don't know it yet, but he is her latest project. Next thing you know he's going to be tied to a chair in her parent's basement with the tv tuned to the 700 Club.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: TSU/BAMA on April 14, 2019, 11:09:36 PM
OK. Whatever.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Neymar on April 14, 2019, 11:29:34 PM
OK. Whatever.
She texting me right now, but calm your needy ass down my nigga. Even if I do end up smashing you can still come through and hang with daddy. ::)
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: BrotherWiregrass on April 14, 2019, 11:32:30 PM
You went through all that for a number? The funny part is that she is probably giving her nookie to some other dude.

 :tiptoe:
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Que82 on April 15, 2019, 12:15:44 AM
OK. Whatever.
She texting me right now, but calm your needy ass down my nigga. Even if I do end up smashing you can still come through and hang with daddy. ::)
(https://ihatethereforeiamdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/fat-ugly-girl-texting.jpg) Dear neymar we can smash right after the scripture.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Neymar on April 15, 2019, 12:47:39 AM
We are getting lunch tomorrow now ;D

Her: i didnt think u would actually come to my church lol : )
Me:I did not expect hearing such a strong voice from you. God really blessed you with a fantastic singing voice.
Her:thnx : ) why r u up so late?
Me: Finishing up some work. I have meetings all morning so I like to make sure I cross my T's and dot my I's the night before. The Englishman in me  ;)
Her: what do you do?
Me: A little of everything, but the meetings tomorrow deal with Data Science and Analytics.
Her:Sounds hard : )
Me: Not hard compared to you having all us in the palm of your hands with your singing today  ;)
Her:lol I actually almost lost my place when you tried to wave at me : )
Me:HA! sorry, I really wanted to make sure you saw me. That guy  next to you frowned when he saw that lol
Her:lol thats ben hes cool.
Me:He was friendly after service but he definitely gave me a look. Guess he didnt want me waving to his cute bandmate :)
Her: lol nooo he's married haha.
Me:gotcha.
Her: : )
Me: What are you doing up so late?
Her: Reading bible verses : )
Me:Thats really cool. You make me want to pull mine out and read.
Her: Proverbs 27:17 : )
Me: Very true. Hey, I need to get to sleep in a min but I would like to have lunch with you tomorrow are you free?
Her: dnt u have work?
Me: Proverbs 27:17  ;)
Her: lol ok what time?
Me:I should be done after 1. We can get a place near you if that works for you.
Her: what do u like?
Me: I am open to anything.
Her: Ok. Good luck at your meetings tomorrow! : )
Me: Thanks. See you tomorrow songbird.
Her: : )

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This went really well. Not the cleanest ask out, but it seemed to work. I need to go find some easy bible verses for tomorrow though.

Also gotta clean my car, which is gonna be a pain.  I probably should have asked her out to dinner instead of lunch, but meh I dont wanna deal with the afterwork traffic.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Neymar on April 15, 2019, 12:52:43 AM
OK. Whatever.
She texting me right now, but calm your needy ass down my nigga. Even if I do end up smashing you can still come through and hang with daddy. ::)
(https://ihatethereforeiamdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/fat-ugly-girl-texting.jpg) Dear neymar we can smash right after the scripture.

Today is gonna be a good day que :hugs:
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Que82 on April 15, 2019, 09:15:56 AM
neymar finally gets some and (https://i.gifer.com/Ed9c.gif)
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Capler on April 15, 2019, 10:22:43 AM
Dating or marrying someone who is up late reading bible verses never ends well. A church person don't even want somebody who does that. Que you better school him.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: y04185 on April 15, 2019, 10:48:57 AM
This low life trying to use Jesus to get laid. ::)

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Like you've never done that.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: soflorattler on April 15, 2019, 03:41:43 PM
Hallelujah!!! 

Praise the Lord!!!

Just text her.  Treat her with respect.  Nothing's different about this lady.  You still ain't getting any.

Im gonna text her tomorrow so it doesnt look desperate.
:snicker But you are. Backed up, are ya?  :snicker
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Capler on April 15, 2019, 04:24:36 PM
Hallelujah!!! 

Praise the Lord!!!

Just text her.  Treat her with respect.  Nothing's different about this lady.  You still ain't getting any.

Im gonna text her tomorrow so it doesnt look desperate.
:snicker But you are. Backed up, are ya?  :snicker

No one has to be backed up when Jesus gave us all two hands and the internet.  :no:
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Que82 on April 15, 2019, 05:15:37 PM
This low life trying to use Jesus to get laid. ::)

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Like you've never done that.
No wise a** , if I met someone in church it was because I was already in church.  I never went to church just to get laid.  ::)  Plus he has stated on numerous occasions his disbelief in Christianity and now he met someone and he's born again.  Yeah right.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: y04185 on April 15, 2019, 05:44:11 PM
This low life trying to use Jesus to get laid. ::)

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Like you've never done that.
No wise a** , if I met someone in church it was because I was already in church.  I never went to church just to get laid.  ::)  Plus he has stated on numerous occasions his disbelief in Christianity and now he met someone and he's born again.  Yeah right.

Que82 has nothing to add.  He's resorted to name calling.  He also lied about going to church to meet and bed women. 

You will be surprised at who makes it to heaven. 
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Que82 on April 15, 2019, 08:19:22 PM
This low life trying to use Jesus to get laid. ::)

(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/hi-is-this-hell-ill-be-ready-in-a-sec-just-have-to-put-on-my-gasoline-drawers-first--85ec7.png)

Like you've never done that.
No wise a** , if I met someone in church it was because I was already in church.  I never went to church just to get laid.  ::)  Plus he has stated on numerous occasions his disbelief in Christianity and now he met someone and he's born again.  Yeah right.

Que82 has nothing to add.  He's resorted to name calling.  He also lied about going to church to meet and bed women. 

You will be surprised at who makes it to heaven.
You never have anything to add, name calling notwithstanding.  You know nothing about me cause if you did you'd know that unlike you I don't lie for the sake of lying.  ::) It would have to be a matter of life and death before you get me to lie. What would it benefit me to lie about going to church to pick up women????  If I told y'all I was the weed man in college why would I need to lie about this????  Please grow the F up!!
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Neymar on April 15, 2019, 10:50:55 PM
Man shes Indigenious hispanic of some sort and she kept bringing up the bible and some bible study her church is doing wednesday. I really dont want to go to that. She said she could come to my place and read the bible with me friday.

Im gonna try to escalate then. If it doesnt happen on friday though I dont know how much longer I can keep this up.

This girl has nothing going on. She was born in 1999(Borderline on my age limit. My limit is 2000).
Not in school(Took a semester off to get closer to her religion and help her grandparents around the house).
Not working(except practicing music for the church 3 nights a week).


She also kept asking why I am in America, which is a major red flag. I wanted to tell her I've been here damn near as long as her, but I dont want to disclose my age. She has an older sister who was born in 1995 and she just assumed im that age too. I can let her think that.

She always wears sneakers though, which means busted feet in my experience. It was a nice day, and we were eating outside. I would expect to see some sandals on a day like this, but I will definitely make sure I see her feet friday. No shoes in the house ;)

I gotta clean my apartment now too.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Capler on April 16, 2019, 01:08:01 AM
Man shes Indigenious hispanic of some sort and she kept bringing up the bible and some bible study her church is doing wednesday. I really dont want to go to that. She said she could come to my place and read the bible with me friday.

Im gonna try to escalate then. If it doesnt happen on friday though I dont know how much longer I can keep this up.

This girl has nothing going on. She was born in 1999(Borderline on my age limit. My limit is 2000).
Not in school(Took a semester off to get closer to her religion and help her grandparents around the house).
Not working(except practicing music for the church 3 nights a week).


She also kept asking why I am in America, which is a major red flag. I wanted to tell her I've been here damn near as long as her, but I dont want to disclose my age. She has an older sister who was born in 1995 and she just assumed im that age too. I can let her think that.

She always wears sneakers though, which means busted feet in my experience. It was a nice day, and we were eating outside. I would expect to see some sandals on a day like this, but I will definitely make sure I see her feet friday. No shoes in the house ;)

I gotta clean my apartment now too.

A few days ago you were fine with the bible, now you are not interested because she's an old Mexican woman with bad feet?   :shrug:
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: soflorattler on April 16, 2019, 05:29:06 AM
Q ::)  :nono2: Neymar is nothing but the enemy (satan) trying to get at a child of Christ. He need to be rebuked and sent on his way.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Neymar on April 16, 2019, 07:20:02 AM
Man shes Indigenious hispanic of some sort and she kept bringing up the bible and some bible study her church is doing wednesday. I really dont want to go to that. She said she could come to my place and read the bible with me friday.

Im gonna try to escalate then. If it doesnt happen on friday though I dont know how much longer I can keep this up.

This girl has nothing going on. She was born in 1999(Borderline on my age limit. My limit is 2000).
Not in school(Took a semester off to get closer to her religion and help her grandparents around the house).
Not working(except practicing music for the church 3 nights a week).


She also kept asking why I am in America, which is a major red flag. I wanted to tell her I've been here damn near as long as her, but I dont want to disclose my age. She has an older sister who was born in 1995 and she just assumed im that age too. I can let her think that.

She always wears sneakers though, which means busted feet in my experience. It was a nice day, and we were eating outside. I would expect to see some sandals on a day like this, but I will definitely make sure I see her feet friday. No shoes in the house ;)

I gotta clean my apartment now too.

A few days ago you were fine with the bible, now you are not interested because she's an old Mexican woman with bad feet?   :shrug:

She's not Mexican.  In fact I did a google search and her folks are from about as far from Mexico as London is to Russia. Quite amazing really.

I am fine with the bible, if spoken in doses, but its on 10 with her. She literally had a bible verse for everything I told her about.  After our date she had me drop her off at the church so she could get ready to practice singing. Praise Jesus!™ I had to go back to the office or I would have felt compelled to stay.

Speaking of work i must say the best time to hold a job is when you already have another job lined up, and before you have put in your two weeks notice. I legit come in at 9, take two hour lunches, and leave before 3:30. I an tell them old white dudes notice, but they wont dare say anything. They let my white coworker with kids do those hours all the time so they cant act brand new when I do it.

I dont even talk to people. I put on headphones minute I get there, play mega man 6 on an emulator in one tab, while listening to Blankety Blank episodes in another tab. If they say anything I am going to put up a major fuss about not being comfortable with them playing fox news in the office(which they do) as a young black immigrant from a muslim background. Im sitting on a hand grenade here, and they DONT want to test this :read: :read:

Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Que82 on April 16, 2019, 10:07:21 AM
Man shes Indigenious hispanic of some sort and she kept bringing up the bible and some bible study her church is doing wednesday. I really dont want to go to that. She said she could come to my place and read the bible with me friday.

Im gonna try to escalate then. If it doesnt happen on friday though I dont know how much longer I can keep this up.

This girl has nothing going on. She was born in 1999(Borderline on my age limit. My limit is 2000).
Not in school(Took a semester off to get closer to her religion and help her grandparents around the house).
Not working(except practicing music for the church 3 nights a week).


She also kept asking why I am in America, which is a major red flag. I wanted to tell her I've been here damn near as long as her, but I dont want to disclose my age. She has an older sister who was born in 1995 and she just assumed im that age too. I can let her think that.

She always wears sneakers though, which means busted feet in my experience. It was a nice day, and we were eating outside. I would expect to see some sandals on a day like this, but I will definitely make sure I see her feet friday. No shoes in the house ;)

I gotta clean my apartment now too.

A few days ago you were fine with the bible, now you are not interested because she's an old Mexican woman with bad feet?   :shrug:

She's not Mexican.  In fact I did a google search and her folks are from about as far from Mexico as London is to Russia. Quite amazing really.

I am fine with the bible, if spoken in doses, but its on 10 with her. She literally had a bible verse for everything I told her about.  After our date she had me drop her off at the church so she could get ready to practice singing. Praise Jesus!™ I had to go back to the office or I would have felt compelled to stay.

Speaking of work i must say the best time to hold a job is when you already have another job lined up, and before you have put in your two weeks notice. I legit come in at 9, take two hour lunches, and leave before 3:30. I an tell them old white dudes notice, but they wont dare say anything. They let my white coworker with kids do those hours all the time so they cant act brand new when I do it.

I dont even talk to people. I put on headphones minute I get there, play mega man 6 on an emulator in one tab, while listening to Blankety Blank episodes in another tab. If they say anything I am going to put up a major fuss about not being comfortable with them playing fox news in the office(which they do) as a young black immigrant from a muslim background. Im sitting on a hand grenade here, and they DONT want to test this :read: :read:
Put your horns up satan, you ain't getting none.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Que82 on April 16, 2019, 10:22:41 AM
"This girl has nothing going on. She was born in 1999(Borderline on my age limit. My limit is 2000)."

So neymar, if she has nothing going on why are you after her so hard????  This says more about you than it does about her.  Also you know your little rapey a**  minimum age is born in 2010. ::) :tiptoe:
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Neymar on April 16, 2019, 10:32:47 AM
"This girl has nothing going on. She was born in 1999(Borderline on my age limit. My limit is 2000)."

So neymar, if she has nothing going on why are you after her so hard????  This says more about you than it does about her.  Also you know your little rapey a**  minimum age is born in 2010. ::) :tiptoe:

Cause shes hot.

I know this is probably a foreign concept to you greek "Bruhs", but when I see an attractive woman(what your group wont let in) I want to stick my penis in her....We call this act sexual intercourse. Do keep up sport.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: ‘87 Alum on April 16, 2019, 10:41:33 AM
So, after those in your age group rejected your weak rap....ya targeting 19 year olds.....

Man, you must wreak of desperation and thirst.....
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: BrotherWiregrass on April 16, 2019, 10:47:23 AM
Of course, she isn't going have anything going on 19. Get, somebody around your age, and stop acting R. Kelly's little brother.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Que82 on April 16, 2019, 10:52:58 AM
"This girl has nothing going on. She was born in 1999(Borderline on my age limit. My limit is 2000)."

So neymar, if she has nothing going on why are you after her so hard????  This says more about you than it does about her.  Also you know your little rapey a**  minimum age is born in 2010. ::) :tiptoe:

Cause shes hot.

I know this is probably a foreign concept to you greek "Bruhs", but when I see an attractive woman(what your group wont let in) I want to stick my penis in her....We call this act sexual intercourse. Do keep up sport.
This just confirms to me that you are a dumbass. ::)  By the way you can't school me on sexual intercourse  I have kids and all you have are harden socks and tennis elbows.  ::)
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Neymar on April 16, 2019, 10:57:31 AM
Actually shes already 20...so, we are both in our 20's. No problem here.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Neymar on April 16, 2019, 11:05:12 AM
Of course, she isn't going have anything going on 19. Get, somebody around your age, and stop acting R. Kelly's little brother.

Thats college junior age. You gotta have a major set around this age.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: jag4life on April 16, 2019, 02:12:02 PM
Dude you aren't getting any from this girl.  LOL
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: j1908 on April 16, 2019, 02:54:31 PM
Why am I just seeing this thread :lol: Okay, fellows, it's obviously he's looking for advice.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Que82 on April 16, 2019, 03:04:04 PM
Why am I just seeing this thread :lol: Okay, fellows, it's obviously he's looking for advice.
My advice to neymar:  GO SIT YO HORNY a**  DOWN SOMEWHERE AND LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE.  You might find something you don't want, a religious daddy with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: soflorattler on April 16, 2019, 03:20:56 PM
"This girl has nothing going on. She was born in 1999(Borderline on my age limit. My limit is 2000)."

So neymar, if she has nothing going on why are you after her so hard????  This says more about you than it does about her.  Also you know your little rapey a**  minimum age is born in 2010. ::) :tiptoe:

Cause shes hot.

I know this is probably a foreign concept to you greek "Bruhs", but when I see an attractive woman(what your group wont let in) I want to stick my penis in her....We call this act sexual intercourse. Do keep up sport.
This just confirms to me that you are a dumbass. ::)  By the way you can't school me on sexual intercourse  I have kids and all you have are harden socks and tennis elbows.  ::)

 :o  :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: y04185 on April 17, 2019, 06:04:17 AM
Why am I just seeing this thread :lol: Okay, fellows, it's obviously he's looking for advice.

Then give him advice. 
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Que82 on April 21, 2019, 09:20:00 PM
My guess is since he disappeared from this thread he's somewhere suffering from blue balls.  :snicker
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: CU1994 on April 21, 2019, 09:55:44 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Neymar on April 21, 2019, 10:02:41 PM
She has a boyfriend so we decided to be just friends.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: BrotherWiregrass on April 21, 2019, 10:16:04 PM
She has a boyfriend so we decided to be just friends.

You went through all that for nothing.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Neymar on April 21, 2019, 10:43:32 PM
She has a boyfriend so we decided to be just friends.

You went through all that for nothing.

When i played cricket my coach always told me if you never swing for the 6, you'll never get a 4? :shrug:

Win some/lose  some.
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: y04185 on April 22, 2019, 04:07:05 AM
She has a boyfriend so we decided to be just friends.

You went through all that for nothing.

When i played cricket my coach always told me if you never swing for the 6, you'll never get a 4? :shrug:

Win some/lose  some.

Those people I like they are batting 1.000. 
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Neymar on April 22, 2019, 09:15:59 AM
She has a boyfriend so we decided to be just friends.

You went through all that for nothing.

When i played cricket my coach always told me if you never swing for the 6, you'll never get a 4? :shrug:

Win some/lose  some.

Those people I like they are batting 1.000.

 :lol: :lol:

No shame in my gaME. I swung and they took my wicket.

It happens :shrug:
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Que82 on April 22, 2019, 12:16:14 PM
She has a boyfriend so we decided to be just friends.
(https://images.medicaldaily.com/sites/medicaldaily.com/files/styles/headline/public/2015/06/10/blue-balls.jpg)

You still going to church????

neymar probably hasn't had pssuy since pssuy had him.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: ‘87 Alum on April 22, 2019, 12:41:14 PM
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Hold up, did you actually say ain’t no shame in my game?

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Fam, it’s clear this dude has no idea that he just got played! She pimped him out with the oldest, lamest game in town. Made this gimp go to church, read and recite bible verses, drool at the possibilities only to tell him later....after he sprung for a meal....and we all know she hit em up for some cash too....that she got a man....and it ain’t him....

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And to add insult to his heavily Jergen’s lotioned palms and stained sheets....she went old school on em with the epic....from Positive K....

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Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: Aggie D. on April 22, 2019, 03:48:27 PM
This just confirms to me that you are a dumbass. ::)  By the way you can't school me on sexual intercourse  I have kids and all you have are harden socks and tennis elbows.  ::)

:o ;D :lol: :lmao:
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: FunCkMaster on April 22, 2019, 04:42:24 PM
This just confirms to me that you are a dumbass. ::)  By the way you can't school me on sexual intercourse  I have kids and all you have are harden socks and tennis elbows.  ::)

:o ;D :lol: :lmao:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: FunCkMaster on April 22, 2019, 04:56:00 PM
She has a boyfriend so we decided to be just friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w
Title: Re: I went to Church this morning
Post by: BrotherWiregrass on April 23, 2019, 04:25:27 AM
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/QmFVjU6nVTsS4/200.gif)

Hold up, did you actually say ain’t no shame in my game?

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/478c13985a4f8bdbc9556c8acf5b1761/tenor.gif?itemid=5626827)

Fam, it’s clear this dude has no idea that he just got played! She pimped him out with the oldest, lamest game in town. Made this gimp go to church, read and recite bible verses, drool at the possibilities only to tell him later....after he sprung for a meal....and we all know she hit em up for some cash too....that she got a man....and it ain’t him....

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And to add insult to his heavily Jergen’s lotioned palms and stained sheets....she went old school on em with the epic....from Positive K....

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 :nono2: You are just mean.